The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

Here to give advice on Relationships,
Spirituality,Philosophy and just all around better living.
Mods sticky this because it's gonna be a Clitorious Event.
Phone Lines are Open!

 

[old pig]

Mods sticky this because it's gonna be a Clitorious Event.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Caller number one!!!
How may i assist you my brotha?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Welcome to 7779311-Jungle Love radio.
Ladies that keep the seat of their panties clean.
Feel free to reach out also.

 

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[Gunz&Butta]

Im caller #1. I got a threesome coming up. Any gas station viagra you recommend?

 

[Buddy]

Caller #2 here... how do you ALWAYS remember to add the gif, Piss?! is it defaulted in some how? That's not a sig

 

[skokiaan]

We fukk buddies...I've painted her walls a 100 times (I counted)..is there a limit? when is it safe to permanently throw her back in these streets so she can be a mother and god fearing wife for another nikka?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Im caller #1. I got a threesome coming up. Any gas station viagra you recommend?

Placebo.
You wanna leave that coochie bum sock funky
and tender enough to make a warm rag feel
like razor blades??
get a fif of gentleman jack.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Caller #2 here... how do you ALWAYS remember to add the gif, Piss?! is it defaulted in some how? That's not a sig

Cosmic help.

 

[semicko82]

Bookmark

 

[Cat piss martini]

We fukk buddies...I've painted her walls a 100 times (I counted)..is there a limit? when is it safe to permanently throw her back in these streets so she can be a mother and god fearing wife for another nikka?

If you done dumped that much love gravy
into that woman it's time to kiss her in the mouf
and come to grips with the cold reality that you
two are in a relationship.........you love that Harlot!

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Welcome to 7779311

 

[Dorian Breh]

Caller #4

My friend about to sit down for a few years

How long until I should start taking care of his girl for him

Alright, thanks, I'm gonna hang up and listen

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

Where can I find Ice Cream Castles in the summer time?