The Boston Celtics have suspended head coach Ime Udoka for the entire 2022-23 season.

[SchoolboyC]

Nah you was actively trying to duck the smoke

Duck what smoke? This is basketball, y’all take yourselves way too seriously

 

[Rekkapryde]

SO FAR...THERE HAS
BEEN NOTHING TO JUSTIFY
A ONE YR SUSPENSION
REGARDLESS OF WHO HE fukkED
IF IT WAS CONSENSUAL.

CELTICS HAVE AS MUCH OF
A HAND IN THIS AS IME/WHORE
SINCE THEY KNEW IN JULY
AND DIDNT INVESTIGATE UNTIL
SEPTEMBER.

IM STILL ROLLING WITH
THE fukkING IN TEAM FACILITIES
THEORY.


​

Agreed.

But too many cats are saying it's worse than what's being let on.

Only thing I can think of is

- more than 1 broad
- he got one of em preggo

Whatever the case, the nikka is a moron for fukkin up his bag over basic white hoes at work.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Duck what smoke? This is basketball, y’all take yourselves way too seriously

Boston is shambles… This your opportunity to get off at the exit ramp and find a new team

 

[fifth column]

They didn't exactly say whether the suspension would be paid or unpaid. If he's still getting paid something, then I would assume that both sides want him to come back after the suspension is up as it would make no sense to still pay him after the investigation was done otherwise.

I think their intentions is to bring him back. All he has to do is stay low and keep quiet. If he try any shenanigans with the situation while suspended then he’s done.

 

[fifth column]

Bro I havent heard one thing yet that shows a fireable offense. Especially if its the company travel agent. No abuse, harassment,rape, smashing the owners wife. Nothing.

Hence he wasn’t fired but it was inappropriate and embarrassed the team

 

[SchoolboyC]

Boston is shambles… This your opportunity to get off at the exit ramp and find a new team

I’m good. Steph getting up there in age, maybe you can start looking for your next team while it’s early before y’all go back to the gutter

 

[Koapa]

That workplace relationship thread needs to be reupped.

It is exactly why you dont smash coworkers especially married coworkers. It never ends well. It could really fukk up your life, career, and your reputation.

Ime is done in the league. Not because of the smashing but the extra crazy shyt that took place that caused the havoc throughout the leadership structure. Ime will lose his wifey, being in his child's life, lose lots of $$ professionally and child support.

To the Coli brehs,
DONT SMASH WERE YOU WORK!!

 

[Nigerianwonder]

Agreed.

But too many cats are saying it's worse than what's being let on.

Only thing I can think of is

- more than 1 broad
- he got one of em preggo

Whatever the case, the nikka is a moron for fukkin up his bag over basic white hoes at work.

You know there is one embarrassing but not fireable scenario we haven't thought about. There could be an STD involved. Ime catches something like the herp from smashing a lot of broads. Now Imagine chicks husband getting burned and finding out his wife was cheating that way. That would be pretty embarrassing for the team and I can see all parties wanting to keep it private and ime accepting whatever penalty in that case.

 

[threattonature]

SO FAR...THERE HAS
BEEN NOTHING TO JUSTIFY
A ONE YR SUSPENSION
REGARDLESS OF WHO HE fukkED
IF IT WAS CONSENSUAL.

CELTICS HAVE AS MUCH OF
A HAND IN THIS AS IME/WHORE
SINCE THEY KNEW IN JULY
AND DIDNT INVESTIGATE UNTIL
SEPTEMBER.

IM STILL ROLLING WITH
THE fukkING IN TEAM FACILITIES
THEORY.


​

There you go being wrong as hell with confidence. It was clearly stated multiple times that there was investigation launched that took two months to complete by an outside firm.

 

[ALonelyDad]

 

[CHICAGO]

There you go being wrong as hell with confidence. It was clearly stated multiple times that there was investigation launched that took two months to complete by an outside firm.

NOT TRUE AT ALL...

YOU AND OTHERS ASSUMED
IT TOOK MONTHS BECAUSE
THE OWNER PURPOSELY SAID
THE INVESTIGATION STARTED
IN "THE SUMMER"

THE SUMMER JUST ENDED
4 DAYS AGO.

SHAMS ALREADY TOLD US
THE INVESTIGATION STARTED RECENTLY...
NOT JULY WHEN THE TEAM
1ST FOUND OUT.

THIS BROAD WAS STILL WORKING
UNDER IME IN SEPTEMBER
SETTING UP NIAS MOVE
THEN ALLEGEDLY SOME
"UNWANTED COMMENTS"
MADE HER GO TO HR.


​

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I’m good. Steph getting up there in age, maybe you can start looking for your next team while it’s early before y’all go back to the gutter

from what i've seen... we'll have a ton more "LWO" posters on here after Steph retires. Prior to 2015 the GSW didn't have many posters here

 

[FAH1223]

 

[Wargames]

fukk they look miserable. They still got a lot of talent but this is the worst possible offseason that could have happened to that squad.

 

[inndaskKy]

Marcus Smart outscooping Woj and Shams, confirming no abortion by saying nobody died. Something bad happening to him may mean she got knocked up, decided to keep it and the unwanted comments were him pressing her for abortion. Also explains Matt Barnes' reaction somewhat.

Marcus Smart has a bright future as a breaking news reporter.

I'm not gossiping, I'm just analyzing the DPOY's media day performance