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Zeu$ said:
breh other than the white acceptance shyt my ex was a black feminist and all the other points are A1

bytch would stay whining on tumblr and after we broke up she finally decided "oh I'm actually completely gay" (she was on that trendy pansexual shyt)

but going forward in the future if a chick has a tumblr off jump I'm using her for jumpoff status and nothing more. I'm dead ass
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I've been there... my ex is a Black feminist. She built like Daniel Cormier now and attending pride parades. I was there for the early transformation. Like Gohan witnessing his dad going Super Saiyan. She'll probably end up with a CAC but she just cut off her hair.
 
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Busted_Toes said:
Tumblr Account
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The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter
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Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing
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Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair
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Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags
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The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion
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Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism
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They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies
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Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric
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When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build
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Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows
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Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy

:whew: If I'm missing anything let me know...

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Busted_Toes said:
I've been there... my ex is a Black feminist. She built like Daniel Cormier now and attending pride parades. I was there for the early transformation. Like Gohan witnessing his dad going Super Saiyan. She'll probably end up with a CAC but she just cut off her hair.
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Man these byrds are legit fukked in the head. I doubt my ex fukk with a white boy (maybe a white woman :pachaha:) but I can't see this chick ever being happy. Its a shytty world going through life mad at shyt that doesn't even exist. And you try your damndest to put up with that shyt but eventually you just let her get on her soapbox and ignore that shyt lol
 
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