The Black Feminist Starter Pack

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I'm officially finished with this site. There's nothing else to see

 

[King Sun]

I wonder why black feminist in the 60's and 70's wasn't like this .

 

[UNATTACHED]

Lmaooo @ at that damn Jordan smiley cycle shyt

 

[Fani Willis fan]

Even though I was about to 1* this thread, that "last resort lesbianism" followed by "lies" literally has me laughing out loud
dap/undap

 

[Busted_Toes]

Scandal boxset?

Thanks breh, how could i forget

 

[RubioTheCruel]

The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.

You goin straight to hell

 

[Fani Willis fan]

@QueenKunta
@InDePickWest

 

[315]

Damn, that pretty much covers it

 

[morris]

ANY woman who is getting affection, attentoon, and copious amount of dikk in her life does not have time for such nonsense.

 

[315]

@cam> seems like good people though

 

[Sir Jebbi]

nikka got this shyt down to a science

 

[The5thLetter]

Tumblr Account

The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter

Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing

Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair

Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags

The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion

Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism

They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies

Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric

When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build

Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows

Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy

If I'm missing anything let me know...

Question, are mixed women considered black?

 

[Deafheaven]

breh other than the white acceptance shyt my ex was a black feminist and all the other points are A1

bytch would stay whining on tumblr and after we broke up she finally decided "oh I'm actually completely gay" (she was on that trendy pansexual shyt)

but going forward in the future if a chick has a tumblr off jump I'm using her for jumpoff status and nothing more. I'm dead ass

 

[SpacelySprockets]

Interracial Romance Tv Shows


Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy

funny thing about this is they root for the black side chicks in these type of shows but HATE angela from power.. like the hatred leaks onto the actual actress playing her

 

[Busted_Toes]

funny thing about this is they root for the black side chicks in these type of shows but HATE angela from power.. like the hatred leaks onto the actual actress playing her

they won't even admit that Kerry Washington is a side chick in the show, she is in "love"..