HarlemHottie
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If y'all also doing the 6 ft thing, that's basically social distancing (minus the curfew which, really, is an attempt at enforcing social distancing).
THE ASTROLOGY OF CORONAVIRUS: ANALYSIS AND FUTURE PREDICTIONS
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If y'all also doing the 6 ft thing, that's basically social distancing (minus the curfew which, really, is an attempt at enforcing social distancing).
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The funniest part is that they use the wrong dates. The Earth's path is constantly changing, so people born in those months aren't even born under those signs anymore. But the whole thing is a grift, not science, so astrologers just ignore that all the signs have shifted by several weeks and carry on with the same grift.
Astrology: Why Your Zodiac Sign and Horoscope Are Wrong | Live Science
Focus on these dates.
It was written
Edit: what's interesting to me is that these dates align with what the doctors and experts are saying. How could the stars know?
HarlemHottie
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Cornball.I know! I legit have two astro physicists in my circle, one of whom also 'believes' in astrology. (I haven't asked the other one.) That's what makes it so crazy! I don't understand it.
Let's be clear that a ton of the info given is straight false.
Also note that they can't say coronavirus started on January 12, so they randomly say, "but months before that date is better". Note how you can shift anything you want to fit the theory - whether it happened in January, or months before, or months after, you can juelz it right in there.
If you look at the Saturn-Pluto conjuctions in recent history, you'll see they occurred in 1914-15, 1947, and 1982. Those dates have no connection to each other at all, and astrologers are constantly trying to make up different things they much signify.
I looked it up and Mercury is supposedly "the chief ruler of the nerve forces and mental faculties of the mankind. Mercury rules over the zodiac sign Gemini and Virgo. The organs of the human body governed by the Mercury are abdomen, tongue, lungs, bowels, nerve centres, bile and muscular tissues." So talking like there's some special connection between Mercury and the lungs is bs - damn near every organ of the body is listed lol.
No, that's nonsense - scientists don't think the virus came from "a bat that was eaten by a snake." The idea that a snake had anything to do with coronavirus at all was a short-lived idea that was debunked months ago.
Also note that they can't say coronavirus started on January 12, so they randomly say, "but months before that date is better". Note how you can shift anything you want to fit the theory - whether it happened in January, or months before, or months after, you can juelz it right in there.
That's a straight lie. There were no Saturn-Pluto conjunctions during the Great Depression or World War II, and the AIDS epidemic was decades long so claiming there was a conjuction during the AIDS epidemic is meaningless.
If you look at the Saturn-Pluto conjuctions in recent history, you'll see they occurred in 1914-15, 1947, and 1982. Those dates have no connection to each other at all, and astrologers are constantly trying to make up different things they much signify.
Again, a total lie. The flu season hits at a different time every year and different places in different countries. Pisces is supposedly late Feb to late March, the flu season is often OVER by the time Pisces hits.
Except that coronavirus didn't start during Pisces, it started way earlier and peaked in many countries way after.
I looked it up and Mercury is supposedly "the chief ruler of the nerve forces and mental faculties of the mankind. Mercury rules over the zodiac sign Gemini and Virgo. The organs of the human body governed by the Mercury are abdomen, tongue, lungs, bowels, nerve centres, bile and muscular tissues." So talking like there's some special connection between Mercury and the lungs is bs - damn near every organ of the body is listed lol.
There's no such thing as "Martian law".
Let's just think about this for a second. Pluto is an inert rock 5 billion miles away. How da fukk would it "rule" anything? And viruses weren't even discovered until the late 1800s, so someone claiming that astrology declares that Pluto "rules viruses" is probably talking out their ass.
The funniest part to me is that they try to talk like each planet has a special connection to coronavirus. "This one rules viruses.....this one rules bats....this one rules lungs." But over the course of the article they name damn near every planet! Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto, Mars, Neptune, the sun, and the moon are all mentioned. If you are allowed to connect any planet to coronavirus, and then shift any date in any direction you want, you can make the stars say anything. Every single month there is "something" happening in the planets, so it's easy to claim that that event is just connected to whatever coronavirus event is in that month. And if that doesn't work, you just shift it before or after a little and claim that close counts.
I mean, look at that great confluence that happened on January 12. What big coronavirus moment happened on January 12? ........nothing. But they just shift it to "months earlier is stronger" so they don't even have to get the random date correct.
Of course scientists don't make perfect predictions. So we'll see many of those predictions be off. Will the astrologists admit that? No, they'll just shift to match months before or months later or ignore the wrong prediction altogether, as they often do.
I mean, look at that great confluence that happened on January 12. What big coronavirus moment happened on January 12? ........nothing. But they just shift it to "months earlier is stronger" so they don't even have to get the random date correct.
If someone used astrology to predict the progression of coronavirus in 2019, that would have been impressive. But they didn't. They made those predictions AFTER the scientists did, just trying to match what the scientists said by aligning it with random events.
Of course scientists don't make perfect predictions. So we'll see many of those predictions be off. Will the astrologists admit that? No, they'll just shift to match months before or months later or ignore the wrong prediction altogether, as they often do.
Astrology is thot science
I haven't read the thread yet but I'm voting yes. I seen two dudes back in 2019 say shyt was coming. Specifically death.
shyt still blows my mind
shyt still blows my mind
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HarlemHottie
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Let's be clear that a ton of the info given is straight false.
1. No, that's nonsense - scientists don't think the virus came from "a bat that was eaten by a snake." The idea that a snake had anything to do with coronavirus at all was a short-lived idea that was debunked months ago.
2. Also note that they can't say coronavirus started on January 12, so they randomly say, "but months before that date is better". Note how you can shift anything you want to fit the theory - whether it happened in January, or months before, or months after, you can juelz it right in there.
3. That's a straight lie. There were no Saturn-Pluto conjunctions during the Great Depression or World War II, and the AIDS epidemic was decades long so claiming there was a conjuction during the AIDS epidemic is meaningless.
4. If you look at the Saturn-Pluto conjuctions in recent history, you'll see they occurred in 1914-15, 1947, and 1982. Those dates have no connection to each other at all, and astrologers are constantly trying to make up different things they much signify.
5. Again, a total lie. The flu season hits at a different time every year and different places in different countries. Pisces is supposedly late Feb to late March, the flu season is often OVER by the time Pisces hits.
6. Except that coronavirus didn't start during Pisces, it started way earlier and peaked in many countries way after.
I looked it up and Mercury is supposedly "the chief ruler of the nerve forces and mental faculties of the mankind. Mercury rules over the zodiac sign Gemini and Virgo. The organs of the human body governed by the Mercury are abdomen, tongue, lungs, bowels, nerve centres, bile and muscular tissues." So talking like there's some special connection between Mercury and the lungs is bs - damn near every organ of the body is listed lol.
7. There's no such thing as "Martian law".
8. Let's just think about this for a second. Pluto is an inert rock 5 billion miles away. How da fukk would it "rule" anything? And viruses weren't even discovered until the late 1800s, so someone claiming that astrology declares that Pluto "rules viruses" is probably talking out their ass.
Son, its my birthday. Im not doing all that with you rn. (I'd happily do it later tho, steel sharpens steel). Also, there's a tone of hostility that goes against the experimental spirit of the thread. 
Only one of your points are technically correct, but ultimately wrong: the fact that there was no appreciable Saturn Pluto activity around the great depression. You're technically right, the exact conjunction occurred at the peak of the depression in 1931, however...
So... 1929. This is basic astrology. The link i gave you is to a well respected beginner's resource. Your whole point by point thing is tedious and irrelevant anyway bc I didn't present the article as gospel. I presented it as the starting point for a hypothesis. I literally called it an experiment.
Further, as i stated earlier, we are not here to debate astrology. Start your own thread for that shyt.
We're here to see if events line up with the dates proposed, period. Now if you're genuinely interested, I was gon leave some links to other articles later. It appears as though Saturn- Pluto generally breaks things/ society down. How it does so seems to depend on sign and aspects to other planets. In this case, i suspect Neptune actually being in pisces, it's ruler, might be what made the Saturn- Pluto conjunction come with a side of pandemic.
Only one of your points are technically correct, but ultimately wrong: the fact that there was no appreciable Saturn Pluto activity around the great depression. You're technically right, the exact conjunction occurred at the peak of the depression in 1931, however...
Your whole point by point thing is tedious and irrelevant anyway bc I didn't present the article as gospel. I presented it as the starting point for a hypothesis. I literally called it an experiment.
Further, as i stated earlier, we are not here to debate astrology. Start your own thread for that shyt.
Now if you're genuinely interested, I was gon leave some links to other articles later. It appears as though Saturn- Pluto generally breaks things/ society down. How it does so seems to depend on sign and aspects to other planets. In this case, i suspect Neptune actually being in pisces, it's ruler, might be what made the Saturn- Pluto conjunction come with a side of pandemic.
Why is it that when I type in "Saturn Pluto conjunction" into google, all I get on all the sites is 1914-1915, 1947, and 1982? None of those dates is the Great Depression, none of those dates is World War II (and WWII was a LONG war, the Asian side was damn near 10 years, it was tough to miss the entire depression AND WWII completely). And the AIDS epidemic has been going on for the last 40+ years and peaked in 1997 (other astrology sites usually don't connect 1982 to the AIDS epidemic, they connect it to the beginning of the internet or new banking protocols or stock market issues or other random shyt). This sounds like another thing where whatever can shift to whatever y'all want it to be.
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And I won't debate astrology, that sounds like a losing proposition off the bat. But the question was, "Did astrology accurately call the progression of the coronavirus?" and the answer is "No". No astrologers told us about coronavirus until after the scientists did, no astrologers told us its progression until after scientists did. And multiple claims in the quote in the OP were wrong.
That's all, I'm out, just offering it there for anyone who wants to take it.
