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[Sypress]

You wanna be real? Let's get REAL...


When you began your little "invasion" elsewhere---and bless your little hearts, it was a tremendous effort---but when you began your "invasion", I thought "You know what, this might be interesting". I saw potential in you guys. I figured you could do what the other troll accounts couldn't do, what banned users who bounce back with multiple accounts to rep & converse with themselves couldn't do. Hell, I figured you could do what the bWo, during Rodgersmania last year, couldn't do. I figured you could conquer us. Needless to say, I'm very disappointed in you this evening.

And then I realized what this is REALLY about. For your forum to be SOOOO much better, it seems you've occupied the better part of the past 12 hours making troll accounts on other forums. Not because you're bored & wanna "play" because you'd go to the playground. Not because you want attention and I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by saying that. No---it's because you HATE it here, you HATE your existence, you HATE your parents existence, you HATE everything about yourselves.

Understand, when it comes to this, you're the Lipstick Alley of what we do. A bunch of bitter groupies, shunned by society. The proverbial outcasts that are used up and thrown in the trash with the rest of your useless kind. And that resting place is The Coli. You hate it here, don't you?

And what's your mission consist of? To troll another forum, complete with suspect names and homoerotic threads about who's blowing who. So, in the midst of your 12 hour circle jerk, that's the best you could come up with?


You guys are pathetic. Now, who got the balls to come to my crib and say something? Rob VanHamSandwhich? Pat Patterson Guy? Brick Flair? Stink = Boredom?

Just give yourself an L and move on with life---before things REALLY get bad for you.

 

[Nintendough]

You wanna be real? Let's get REAL...


When you began your little "invasion" elsewhere---and bless your little hearts, it was a tremendous effort---but when you began your "invasion", I thought "You know what, this might be interesting". I saw potential in you guys. I figured you could do what the other troll accounts couldn't do, what banned users who bounce back with multiple accounts to rep & converse with themselves couldn't do. Hell, I figured you could do what the bWo, during Rodgersmania last year, couldn't do. I figured you could conquer us. Needless to say, I'm very disappointed in you this evening.

And then I realized what this is REALLY about. For your forum to be SOOOO much better, it seems you've occupied the better part of the past 12 hours making troll accounts on other forums. Not because you're bored & wanna "play" because you'd go to the playground. Not because you want attention and I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by saying that. No---it's because you HATE it here, you HATE your existence, you HATE your parents existence, you HATE everything about yourselves.

Understand, when it comes to this, you're the Lipstick Alley of what we do. A bunch of bitter groupies, shunned by society. The proverbial outcasts that are used up and thrown in the trash with the rest of your useless kind. And that resting place is The Coli. You hate it here, don't you?

And what's your mission consist of? To troll another forum, complete with suspect names and homoerotic threads about who's blowing who. So, in the midst of your 12 hour circle jerk, that's the best you could come up with?


You guys are pathetic. Now, who got the balls to come to my crib and say something? Rob VanHamSandwhich? Pat Patterson Guy? Brick Flair? Stink = Boredom?

Just give yourself an L and move on with life---before things REALLY get bad for you.

STFU you weak jawed dweeb. Wipe the cheese curl dust off your fingers and hit up careerbuilders instead of stealing bray wyatt promos.




Get bad for me? Really now?

 

[Heelish]

Elipses "Donald Sterling Guy" Corter, is that you?

 

[ADK]

@GuapoWoods you ain't bout it

 

[Sypress]

Elipses "Donald Sterling Guy" Corter, is that you?

I wouldn't doubt it

dude took it to heart

Ill give the others credit, they either laughed or got agitated but then they moved on

 

[Nintendough]

For one, "Hit-Girl" is actually a girl. Yeah, we actually have those on our forum.


And gave us a viewership boost? We have over 220,000 members. The RAW discussion thread tonight will have more active members than your entire forum.

And only about 40 of them actually post.


Your site is like Patrick Ewing on the Magic.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

We have over 220,000 members.

will they be loyal?

 

[So UnThotful]

"Society as a whole has become this wild and putrid thing. YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, says the man. You see what they want you to see and you feel whatever there is they want you to feel, but I am different. Where you see a blank canvas, I see a beautiful painting. And where you hear silence, I hear symphony. I have a thousand faces and a million names! Seducer, Accuser, Destroyer. And you, you may call me by whatever name you see fit but know this and understand that I have never once lied to you. But we all know who has, don't we? Hell, The Coli has made a career out on lying to you all. They earn your trust hidden behind their porcelain smiles but don't be fooled. They are no men, they are beasts. And don't you worry about a thing, kids. I'm— I'm not gonna let them do this to you anymore. I got them, I got them right where I want them. Up against the ropes, on the edge and all they need is one last little push. Abigail shall be my sword through this crusade but I do not wish to slay this monster. Not yet. Right now I just wanted to come out and play. How about it, The Coli, I know you're back there."

 

[ryda518]

Well this thread became intresting lol

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

You know damn well I ain't talking about my house. I'm not some kind of Internet warrior. I'm talking about my home forum.


And don't pretend like if I did give you my address, you'd do anything more than go to Google maps and ACT like you outside.


Don't play with me.

 

[Nintendough]

You know damn well I ain't talking about my house. I'm not some kind of Internet warrior. I'm talking about my home forum.


And don't pretend like if I did give you my address, you'd do anything more than go to Google maps and ACT like you outside.


Don't play with me.

@ you trying to use street language to sound like a goon but using masters program publishing level punctuation and shyt. "Don't play with me"



Stay in your lane pleighbwoi

 

[trick]

You know damn well I ain't talking about my house. I'm not some kind of Internet warrior. I'm talking about my home forum.


And don't pretend like if I did give you my address, you'd do anything more than go to Google maps and ACT like you outside.


Don't play with me.

 

[Nintendough]

No but I realize now you must be the "invader" that named himself after his penis.


You need to sit down & shut up because you get a lifetime supply of L's for naming yourself after someone's penis.

 

[Heelish]

No but I realize now you must be the "invader" that named himself after his penis.


You need to sit down & shut up because you get a lifetime supply of L's for naming yourself after someone's penis.

First off, I only wish I could have came up with that alias

Secondly, I know you're him. You're taking this a little TOO personally

 

[MushroomX]

You need to sit down & shut up because you get a lifetime supply of L's for naming yourself after someone's penis.

You do realize this is a message board, there is no chairs. What is more agitating for you; that discovered your keyboard warrior skills have no effect here, or that you though you came strapped but none of your homies came with you What kinda friends leave you like that?