The agitation of Wrestling Forums has begun

[LurkNowitzki]

"Society as a whole has become this wild and putrid thing. YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, says the man. You see what they want you to see and you feel whatever there is they want you to feel, but I am different. Where you see a blank canvas, I see a beautiful painting. And where you hear silence, I hear symphony. I have a thousand faces and a million names! Seducer, Accuser, Destroyer. And you, you may call me by whatever name you see fit but know this and understand that I have never once lied to you. But we all know who has, don't we? Hell, The Coli has made a career out on lying to you all. They earn your trust hidden behind their porcelain smiles but don't be fooled. They are no men, they are beasts. And don't you worry about a thing, kids. I'm— I'm not gonna let them do this to you anymore. I got them, I got them right where I want them. Up against the ropes, on the edge and all they need is one last little push. Abigail shall be my sword through this crusade but I do not wish to slay this monster. Not yet. Right now I just wanted to come out and play. How about it, The Coli, I know you're back there."

 

[bear27]

"Society as a whole has become this wild and putrid thing. YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, says the man. You see what they want you to see and you feel whatever there is they want you to feel, but I am different. Where you see a blank canvas, I see a beautiful painting. And where you hear silence, I hear symphony. I have a thousand faces and a million names! Seducer, Accuser, Destroyer. And you, you may call me by whatever name you see fit but know this and understand that I have never once lied to you. But we all know who has, don't we? Hell, The Coli has made a career out on lying to you all. They earn your trust hidden behind their porcelain smiles but don't be fooled. They are no men, they are beasts. And don't you worry about a thing, kids. I'm— I'm not gonna let them do this to you anymore. I got them, I got them right where I want them. Up against the ropes, on the edge and all they need is one last little push. Abigail shall be my sword through this crusade but I do not wish to slay this monster. Not yet. Right now I just wanted to come out and play. How about it, The Coli, I know you're back there."

You are DEFINITELY a virgin.The agitation is pouring through the screen.

 

[Nintendough]

"Society as a whole has become this wild and putrid thing. YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, says the man. You see what they want you to see and you feel whatever there is they want you to feel, but I am different. Where you see a blank canvas, I see a beautiful painting. And where you hear silence, I hear symphony. I have a thousand faces and a million names! Seducer, Accuser, Destroyer. And you, you may call me by whatever name you see fit but know this and understand that I have never once lied to you. But we all know who has, don't we? Hell, The Coli has made a career out on lying to you all. They earn your trust hidden behind their porcelain smiles but don't be fooled. They are no men, they are beasts. And don't you worry about a thing, kids. I'm— I'm not gonna let them do this to you anymore. I got them, I got them right where I want them. Up against the ropes, on the edge and all they need is one last little push. Abigail shall be my sword through this crusade but I do not wish to slay this monster. Not yet. Right now I just wanted to come out and play. How about it, The Coli, I know you're back there."

This is even wacker than I thought it would be

 

[Sypress]

You— you're all hilarious. I can't get enough of it. And every time any serious threat gets in your face all you know how to do is make jokes about it.

a serious threat?

since you're here

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/who-going-to-bronycon-2014.208571/

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

you'd figure that with all the armchair booking y'all do you could at least write an original promo

 

[Lord Scion]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/aj-lee-appreciation-thread.92/

I think this is the thread you're looking for.

 

[Kostibros]

Think he had that promo committed to memory? Or did he go to youtube and transcribe it just for us

 

[Nintendough]

@GuapoWoods Why do yall have a 37 yr old man running around calling himself "Hit-Girl" modding on your site?

We actually did you a favor by giving that flabbynsick site a viewership boost but you virgins got sand in your edible thongs

 

[September]

I fukking HATE y'all.

 

[BeefWellingtonThe2nd]

Oh good the fedoras and fannypacks are coming here.

fukking spaghetti will be everywhere soon.

 

[Nintendough]

@GuapoWoods Where yall at pleighbwoii?

It was all good just a page ago

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

I found @GuapoWoods childhood pics check him out yall.

 

[MushroomX]

My Little Ponies

Stick to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Brotherhood, Honor, Respect.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Now, who got the balls to come to my crib and say something? .

Address or s

 

[Kostibros]

@GuapoWoods Really bad? You gonna copy a Rock promo for us next? :borkpls: