Tesla unveils its Cybertruck, Stating Price At $39,900

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

I used to draw that shyt when I was in 2nd grade

 

[Clay Puppington]

I'm fukking with it hardbody

Catch me in that PS1 Lambo Truck bih

 

[Bless't]

apparently thecoli hasn't seen Blade Runner

or Aliens.

 

[winb83]

They can't be serious with this. Seems doomed to be a niche product with that design.

 

[THE MACHINE]

huge L ....this was supposed to be bulletproof

it cracked like shyt, but did it shatter though??

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

shyt looks like what people thought 2019 cars would look like in 1989

 

[STEVE]

Think about how many people in Bolivia were murdered by the government to let corporations and complete fukking a$$holes like Elon Musk deforest and rape natural resources from the earth just so dikkhead rich people can buy one of these disgustingly gaudy pieces of shyt.

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

All my 90s nikkas do yall remember that Pokemon called Porygon?

This look some shyt he would get custom made after hitting the lotto.

 

[Peter Popoff]

You know Kanye and his dumbass fans are gonna buy this

I'm not a Kanye fan but the Tesla is my favorite car.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Elon Musk is a snake oil salesman, he is continually propped up due to white privilege.

You sure about that?

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Nicola Tesla didn't die for this...

 

[Art Barr]

Homers brother was so mad after he revealed that wack shyt I think breh lost his company after that

I tell people the whole world is run by some idiot brother like this episode but for real.



Art Barr

 

[3rdWorld]

shyt looks like the sort of 'futuristic' vehicle prevalent in those 90's Robocop type movies

 

[The Fade]

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[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

They are introducing a prototype to get the public's reaction, most likely ugly on purpose. A bad reaction is still a reaction

Then after hearing the reaction, they'll redesign it for something aesthetically pleasing and get more people on board


Marketing 101

Exactly. I'd bet money that he knew the glass would crack. He didn't throw it THAT hard. That's easy to test in the factory.

Elon knew the American media would jump all over that. The big car companies and big oil love when Elon looks foolish....but people are talking.