Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks

[Ku$h Parker]

Such a Genius

 

[HarlemHottie]

Apparently you don’t get pulled over in them as a breh

Buying this car as a black person makes you c00n adjacent.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Greed is going to be the downfall of this country. There's no reason to shutout the Chinese from the EV industry over here.

If the argument is, "They'll steal your information", then I'd counter that they probably already have it. How many times have the sites that we use been hacked?

It's a strong possibility that you can find most people's information on the dark web.

 

[null]

In most situations, Elon would be absolutely fukked but the gubmint (for some reason) has a vested interest in making sure he succeeds. Like he's Howard or Tony Stark.

 

[feelosofer]

This is Audi in 1980 all over again.

 

[Spence]

Nah, fist unit was delivered in late November.

Less than 1000 per month production. Trash status.

Right, November was 4 fkn months ago, that’s barely a fkn quarter

 

[levitate]

Right, November was 4 fkn months ago, that’s barely a fkn quarter

And?

Output level is still trash.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Car Wash mode* but yeah. And that shyt has fifty-leven cautions on how to wash it safely. You're not even suppose to take it to a car wash that uses brushes cause they might damage the truck


Aint this shyt supposed to be BULLETPROOF or something?

So a AK47 won’t penetrate it but a super soaker can bring the whole thing down?

That’s some Simpsons shyt going on

 

[Spence]

So a AK47 won’t penetrate it but a super soaker can bring the whole thing down?

That’s some Simpsons shyt going on

That’s a hilarious comparison, but it’s true

 

[Rasille]

Elon is a clown

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

I ain’t returning mine.

#fullthrottlegang

 

[Heimdall]

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Boys driving an isosceles on wheels with go-kart guts and fake brakes. You've been robbed.

It was disappointing to watch MKBHD review that piece of shyt and keep trying to make it sound good.

But hilarious to watch all the comments from his own viewers essentially telling him that shyt is trash.

Tesla is a car company that was pretending to be a tech company. They've been exposed as just a shytty version of what people already know and now the business is hemorrhaging money as other companies start crushing them. Glad I didn't fall for the hype and steered clear(don't ask me how) of that overpriced shyt

 

[Spence]

It was disappointing to watch MKBHD review that piece of shyt and keep trying to make it sound good.

But hilarious to watch all the comments from his own viewers essentially telling him that shyt is trash.

Tesla is a car company that was pretending to be a tech company. They've been exposed as just a shytty version of what people already know and now the business is hemorrhaging money as other companies start crushing them. Glad I didn't fall for the hype and steered clear(don't ask me how) of that overpriced shyt

I have an early gen Model S, it’s still 10 years ahead of ICE cars in tech and ability. Elon has never seen a dime of my money either since I bought used

It’s a really great car filled with awesome features, it’s just run by a megalomaniac conservative dumbass that believes he’s the smartest person in every room when he clearly isn’t.

If you haven’t actually driven an S or X I would implore you to at least get behind the wheel of one and judge it off it’s merits and not the company that backs it, it’s a really awesome car/platform.

 

[the cac mamba]

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