Tell the story of an embarrassing moment in your life

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

When I was in kindergarten (first day) I had to piss, but being a young savage I didn't realize there were actual bathrooms in the school so I just stepped out of the classroom and into the courtyard and dropped trou and did as I must. In full view of the class. Everyone was laughing when I came back but I didn't give a fukk. The teacher finally explained there were bathrooms to piss in. Had a young nikka like

 

[STEVE]

my full name is Stephen. i was in my robe and waiting in line for my high school graduation. we were supposed to give the woman who read our names a little card with our full name printed on it. most people aside from my old man, mom, and little sister called me Steve but i was not paying attention while i was standing in line and had the card in my jeans pocket. i realized i was next in line and started moving super-fast trying to get the card. finally dropped it in the woman's hand and began walking up to the stage. over the booming loudspeaker in the middle of a football stadium i hear...

STEPHANIE and then my last name. i heard the laughs begin from the crowd as she began to stammer and correct herself. this is on video. the laughs are even louder as you can hear my friend's dad who is taping the whole thing just on the tape.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I was at the gym lifting weights doing dumbell flies. There were beautiful women around me also doing excercise. An ogre of a man came by me and noticed that i had a t shirt on that said

He started a conversation about this t shirt with me. He began telling me about the benefits of marriage and how it was great for children. I told him that i heard that was one of the only benefits. He looked crushed for a moment as he pondered this and said..........."yea" My friend finished his set and then he said *ok Urkel are you almost done*. I said *whoa whoa, im also a chooth tipper <------i said this dyslexic. I wasnt sure if the pretty girls had noticed but i finished my set. Im guessin my t shirt made him reflect on his life so he had to take me down a peg by embarrassing me in front of such angelically figured women. Afterwards i said, hey man thanks for those pearls of wisdom, ill think about that when i get to be old. I left to another machine. I realized that i had worn a demonic t shirt to the gym.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I had a cousin that played football for Tuskegee. So we went down there one weekend but I think it was for "Player's Ball". Well, the campus was packed. Now when I was getting off the exit, my car cut off while I was coasting up to the stop sign. I was able to put the car in neutral and crank it back up. But anyway we're on campus and my car was in line to get to my cousin's dorm and my system is pumping and girls was

Well, when it was my time to go. I took my foot off the brake and pressed the gas petal and my car started to roll backwards!! I looked at my dashboard and all the lights was on. I said, "Oh shyt I got to crank the car up." My homeboy in the passenger seat didn't hear what I said, but looked at my dashboard and looked at me like Then I turned the radio down and said, "I got to crank the car up". He just said, Oh well Man, when I cranked the car up in that silence I heard everybody that was dancing to my music start laughing. I just put my head down and drove up.