Tell the story of an embarrassing moment in your life

[Ashyneezz]

I remember in 9th grade my sister made this lasagna she found online. Ish was good as heck I was . The next morning in the middle of the night and my stomach was . I had the bubble guts like nobody's bidness n was on the toilet causing a ruckus.

The next morning for school I didn't want to go because my stomach was still acting up but I had a test or presentation that was due and it was a big percentage of our grade. I ate some crackers for breakfast and some sprite in hopes it would put my stomach on chill mode. My first period spanish class everything went good I thought I had beat last nights lasagna I was happy as heck. Then in second period my stomach came back on some "oh so you thought I was gone huh? "

Maaaaaaan I already came into class late because I stopped by the restroom. And I had one of those strict teachers who didn't really allow students to leave too often. As soon as I sit down the trouble starts. I let one silent fart out and this girl sitting next to my was like " oooh who pooted?!?!?" everyone started cracking up and I did to so I would blend in. My stomach I was like nikka you think you slick . So it sent another silent but deadly fart out and that girl was like "Ashyneezz, is that you?!?" I tried to play it off like "nah girl if it was me you wouldn't be alive" and some dude behind her was like "yes it was".

At this point the teacher intervened and told everyone to get back to work. I was like he got me out of that one. Then I let out a loud fart which was magnified by the metal chair I was sitting on and everyone was like . That ish was foul no joke. Ol girl even asked the teacher can she step out to get some fresh air lol. I was embarrassed as hail. The teacher called me to his desk and said if I need to "take a bathroom break I can"

I told him ok and left. I walked home and stayed there the rest of the day playing madden and going to the bathroom. I had my mom write a letter saying I was sick so I got to do my test the next day

 

[stealthbomber]

*takes deep breath and the whole time writing*

so im in my 3rd period biology class in 10th grade. that day we were watching a movie about some animal bullshyt i dont even know. i feel asleep cuz i was tired as fukk and shyt was boring.

it couldn't have been more than 20 mins and i wake up to hear everyone laughing. im still a lil dazed but i feel like something is off. i look at the bytch sitting next to me and shes pointing at me like so i look down and i fukking pissed my pants

mind you were in the middle of class and someone turned the lights on so all the attention is focused on me. im just stuck there like wtf should i do. then one of my friends on the football team says "get this nikka a diaper "

then the whole class just loses it, even the teacher was laughing. im sitting there on the verge of crying so i just run outta the class and go to the bathroom. i get a good look at the stain and the shyt looks like niagra falls on my jeans

i just walked home and skipped school for the next 2 days on some embarassed about the clowning i would take when i got back.

to make a long story short yall can guess the ridiculous level of sonning i took for the next month. EVERYONE in the school had heard about it by then. even people i didnt know would laugh at me when i passed by in the halls. i mean these nikkas was relentless. but after like a week i just accepted it and it didnt bother me too much.


oh and i burned those jeans cuz i wore em like 2 weeks after and someone from my class recognized em and i had to relive the whole class laughing at me

 

[Ain't That Something]

The day I woke up and ya mom's Was laying next to me. I aint wanna believe it that I fukked a gorilla

 

[duncanthetall]

This thread is laffs.

Nothin too embarrasing. When I was in 3rd grade a nikka had a fear of peeing in the bathroom during bathroom breaks with everyone else

Guess I thought somebody was gonna try to rape me or some shyt. Anyways. Right before recess, in between lunch and recess, we had a bathroom break. Too many nikkas went in the bathroom, so I decided to hold it.

Bad move. I had to pee so bad. WAs playin on the monkey bars, but dipped out cuz i couldn't hold it anymore. Went to the far edge of the playground and whipped it out and started going. Maaaaan felt great. THEN i felt a tap on my shoulder.

These two little sluts were all and ran away cause I was peeing. Man I was like finished my shyt and kept it moving.

Went back to the monkey bars because im a beast, then my teacher Ms April (with her sexy ass) came up and asked to talk to me.

She pulled me aside and said she heard what I was doing, and I couldn't play the rest of recess. Brah. Dont think I've ever been that devastated again

When we got back to my class's portable, she made me sit outside and write a letter to my mom explaining what I did and had me leave a message on the answering machine at my moms work as well.

I brought the letter to my mom. My sister just so happened to be there as well. Keep this in mind. My sister was just a grade older than me, but wise beyond her motherfukkin years. They both sat there and read this note about me explaining that I peed on the playground and got caught and how I felt so bad.

I'm sitting there crying like a bytch. They finish reading the note, look at me and just




fukking LOSE it. These nikkas are geeking out at my expense. I'm still like Then they show me mad love

 

[innocentdevil]

When I was about 7 years old I went to the movie theater with my brother, this girl he was talking to, and her little brother. I don't remember what movie we saw that day. I had an extreme urge to pee , but I didn't want to have my brother get up and take me to the bathroom. I was trying not to cock block him....I knew it was cock blocking before I even knew the word So I continue to sit there trying not to pee on myself......until it happened ...I was so embarrassed I had to walk out the mall with my sweater tied around my waist to hide the pee stains. I took that L for my brother







He got some action on their second date so it was ok

 

[L&HH]

Mane I hate when you be having the runs in class. One time we was in dat bytch taking a test and my stomach started bubbling from the steak&cheese I had for lunch. Had a nikka sweating clenching the desk with my arms trembling and shyt. That demon was rolling in my stomach but I aint let it out tho. I was able to contain that animal till I got home. The only thing anybody would have noticed would have been the funny noises from my stomach. But I defeated that shyt.

 

[L&HH]

*takes deep breath and the whole time writing*

so im in my 3rd period biology class in 10th grade. that day we were watching a movie about some animal bullshyt i dont even know. i feel asleep cuz i was tired as fukk and shyt was boring.

it couldn't have been more than 20 mins and i wake up to hear everyone laughing. im still a lil dazed but i feel like something is off. i look at the bytch sitting next to me and shes pointing at me like so i look down and i fukking pissed my pants

mind you were in the middle of class and someone turned the lights on so all the attention is focused on me. im just stuck there like wtf should i do. then one of my friends on the football team says "get this nikka a diaper "

then the whole class just loses it, even the teacher was laughing. im sitting there on the verge of crying so i just run outta the class and go to the bathroom. i get a good look at the stain and the shyt looks like niagra falls on my jeans

i just walked home and skipped school for the next 2 days on some embarassed about the clowning i would take when i got back.

to make a long story short yall can guess the ridiculous level of sonning i took for the next month. EVERYONE in the school had heard about it by then. even people i didnt know would laugh at me when i passed by in the halls. i mean these nikkas was relentless. but after like a week i just accepted it and it didnt bother me too much.


oh and i burned those jeans cuz i wore em like 2 weeks after and someone from my class recognized em and i had to relive the whole class laughing at me

How was you 15 still pissing in your sleep

 

[Ashley Banks]

When I was in the 7th grade, I got my period in class. I noticed blood stains between my legs when I was digging in my back pack. I tried to quickly sneak out the door and run to the office but my teacher (male of course ) made me walk all the way across the classroom to his desk. So I had to walk from the back of the class to the front with a big ass blood stain on the back of my pants.

I could hear people in my class saying OMG! & laughing as I was walking to the front . To make the situation worse, I was wearing Khaki pants and it was hella hot so I didn't have a jacket to tie around my waist . When I was walking to the office the bell rang and all the students came out so A LOT of people saw my "bloody mess".

Good thing nobody said anything about it the next day. Well at least not to me.

 

[Stoop Kid]

this didn't happen to me but im almost positive this was this chicks most embarrassing moment and i didnt even know her... but anyway im on the train on july 4th and some chick i was standing next to musta been holding her piss all day because she just starts peeing on herself while wearing shorts too the whole time she's just standing there asking her friend for a pair of shorts and her friend is like understandably. There's this lil stream forming at the same time because of the movement of the train and it ends up traveling to some chicks feet who was asleep ... they ended up getting off eventually. the chick that pissed herself was cute tho

(this was on the orange line too... all my boston peeps know the orange line is where all the crazy shyt happens)

 

[stealthbomber]

How was you 15 still pissing in your sleep

i had a bladder problem

i peed my pants regularly till i was in 3rd or 4th grade

 

[36 Chambers]

Got caught jerking off in the back of class in 8th grade

My teacher acted like she didn't want the young bull

 

[AgentGrey]

Man I remember this time back when I was a freshman in HS, me and my girl skipped school at my house so that we could fukk all day well I was extra cocky (stupid) and had my door open, music playin, we walkin around the crib ass naked and everything. We're in my room goin at it and apparently my pop walked in to get lunch.

I heard nothing at all but my world turned upside down, went from hearing moans in my ear to "WHAT THE fukk U DOIN BOY!??!!"

Ole girl jumped off me on some super mario shyt and we're both scrambling around tryin to find somethin to cover up with while he's standing there in the doorway like


Then he's like "Oh naw, we're having dinner tonight and I insist that she stays "
So his wife and my stepbrother come home, needless to say that was the most awkward dinner situation I've ever been in...
He's like "well, it was nice to meet you, regarding the circumstances "

 

[Sansprix]

Yo, I'm at work dying right now!!!! I'll share my stories

It was the first day of my junior year....it was also my birthday. I was wearing my "first day of school" outfit that I had so carefully picked out. I was looking fly, also because I had lost my baby fat over the summer and I was looking good, turning heads, etc.......but I also just started my period like the day before and I'm a SUPER heavy bleeder. So I'm in first period finding any excuse to walk up to the pencil sharpener or the trash so people would see how much weight I lost and to look at my plump booty Second period comes...and I'm doing the same thing, then all of sudden when I sit down the girl behind me who I was cool with whispers in my ear "You've got a huge blood stain in the back of your pants"

I ran to the bathroom, took off my pants and was standing the in the girl's bathroom ass all out trying to get as much blood out as I could. Girls were coming in laughing and shyt. I didn't get it all out, but I met up with my best friend after class who let me wear her sweater around my waist for the rest of the day. Ruined my outfit, my birthday and my first day of school.

 

[Sansprix]

Other story:

I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade and I had the runs something crazy. My mom still sent me to school because she thought I was better since I didn't shyt all night. I'm up in class and the bubble guts starts. I'm trying to push through it, but then my booty hole just gives out and I shytted all over myself. I ran to the teacher to try and go to the bathroom before it started running down my leg......luckily I had stockings on so it kinda contained it a little bit.

So I go to the bathroom.....try and get as much out as I can and then try and clean myself up. Being a dumb ass little kid, I tried get rid of my dirty ass stockings and underwear so I tried to flush them down the toilet The toilet overflowed and shyt water started getting everywhere....so now my socks and shoes are all shytty. There were other kids in the bathroom already laughing and "Ewww"ing becuase of the smell and the fart noises so I didn't wanna leave the bathroom stall I guess one of them went to get a teacher, and they coaxed me out the stall crying my eyes out. They took me to the nurse and all the kids were laughing and pointing at me while I was walking down the hall. They called my mom and she came and got me.

 

[TRUEST]

couple of months ago. i walked into my college. its a early evening math class i was taking.

i got there early. about an hour early. class hasn't started. but the teacher was in the hallway.

i walked in and soon as she sees me, her eyes go down my crutch area. i didn't think much of it. thought she was just checking out my pants.

i said hello to her, walked in the class, dropped my bag and took a stroll to the bathroom.

on my way to the bathroom, every girl would look my way, look away and then look again on some

im still not picking up what the fucck is going on.

before i reach the bathroom, i seen this one fine ass black chick. thick as hell. giant hips and ass. she seen me from afar and set her eyes on me. she wasn't looking away. i'm thinking, somethings' going on here.

i get to the bathroom, loook down at my pants and i see the zipper was down. and there was giant a hole just protruding in my crutch area.

man, to say i was embarrassed is an understatement. when i got out the bathroom i had to take another route to class