Taking A Dump At Work Unappreciation

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It's always better to shyt on company time. think about it, if you making $30/hour and you spend 5 minutes taking a shyt then that's $2.50 per shyt. where else would you get payed to shyt?

 

[smokeurobinson]

I bring wet wipes to work.

I gotta wash rag i keep in my bag....I straight wash my whole ass using the liquid soap right in that bathroom sink like a hooker does in a gas station. That toilet tissue doesnt get everything and I 'll be damned if I'm walking around with the shytty ass smell. I leave puddles of water on the floor from washing in the sink but i dont give a f*ck.

 

[Uncle Trill]

It's always better to shyt on company time. think about it, if you making $30/hour and you spend 5 minutes taking a shyt then that's $2.50 per shyt. where else would you get payed to shyt?

I gotta wash rag i keep in my bag....I straight wash my whole ass using the liquid soap right in that bathroom sink like a hooker does in a gas station. That toilet tissue doesnt get everything and I 'll be damned if I'm walking around with the shytty ass smell. I leave puddles of water on the floor from washing in the sink but i dont give a f*ck.

 

[Camammal]

I gotta wash rag i keep in my bag....I straight wash my whole ass using the liquid soap right in that bathroom sink like a hooker does in a gas station. That toilet tissue doesnt get everything and I 'll be damned if I'm walking around with the shytty ass smell. I leave puddles of water on the floor from washing in the sink but i dont give a f*ck.

You walking around with shytty rags b? Why not just get wet wipes?

at the thought of some dude washing his ass in the sink

 

[smokeurobinson]

You walking around with shytty rags b? Why not just get wet wipes?

at the thought of some dude washing his ass in the sink

I throw it in a platic bag afterwards. Washed out thoroughly beforehand of course. F*ck wet wipes..U F*ck around and think u good and when nature calls u find out u ran out....A wash rag is always handy. Where I work at you need a key to open the doors to the bathrooms we use so i'm good with getting a quick clean. I been doing it for years.

 

[CoolCappy]

I hate doing this but when nature calls

 

[Mikkey]

Getting paid to take a shat

 

[Mikkey]

but if someone else is already using another stall to take a shyt then I come back later. I gotta be the only one taking a shyt.

 

[Fmju]

@ having an employee's only bathroom , only 4 coworkers and a can of Precise to clean the seat off with & wet wipes to wipe with.

shytting at work is love

 

[Pool_Shark]

I gotta wash rag i keep in my bag....I straight wash my whole ass using the liquid soap right in that bathroom sink like a hooker does in a gas station. That toilet tissue doesnt get everything and I 'll be damned if I'm walking around with the shytty ass smell. I leave puddles of water on the floor from washing in the sink but i dont give a f*ck.

Am I the only one that goes to the top floor and shyts in the bathroom for the top executives . They got the cleanest bathrooms, I stay droppin loads stinking that shyt up. I have to look busy all the time and this is one of my favorite ways of killing those last 30 min of patrol.

 

[Oztradamus]

At the office I'm in we have plenty of bathroom stalls, I always make sure to use the one on the far end... I always being wet wipes to work, always. I can't be walking in dry shyt all day.. Whenever a co-worker is in the shytter, and I catch a whiff of their rancid putrid smell, I'll let them know "Dayum nikka, what the fukk you eat? " As soon as I'm leaving I'll throw a wet piece of paper into the stall and jet.

 

[ryderldb]

I sharted my pants at work the other day trying to hold my rancid gas in and didn't want to go shyt in the bathroom. Thankfully it was really early and no one was going into the mens restroom, took my boxers off threw them away and took a hot liquid shyt and was good to go

 

[Lavish]

I sharted my pants at work the other day trying to hold my rancid gas in and didn't want to go shyt in the bathroom. Thankfully it was really early and no one was going into the mens restroom, took my boxers off threw them away and took a hot liquid shyt and was good to go

 

[Camammal]

cats still piss on toilet seats ??? scust, shyt ruined my day brehs