Taking A Dump At Work Unappreciation

[Sinnerman]

i have never, nor will i ever shyt in a public place. i have to shyt in the privacy of my own home

 

[Uncle Trill]

Man all I hope is that that they don't recognize my shoes:

*Co-worker smells rancid stench looks down and sees brown Stacy Adams dress shoes*

(Later in the day)

*Co-worker walks by and notices me with the same shoes on *

Me:

 

[Lavish]

-Smh @ me putting three layers of tissue on the toilet and hold my dikk so it won't go inside the toilet.

-co-workers waiting to go after you only to give you the when you walk out.

-scust at all my white co-workers bare backing the toilet seat and leaving pubic hair everywhere

- folk that try to come in your stall when you dropping deuces and you auto-clinch

+rep

 

[Lavish]

@ the time i overflowed the toilet an ran out that bytch

people askin me why I was laughin, and me tellin them i remembered somethin I saw on family guy

I had a steak sammich with cheese fries brehs

 

[MikelArteta]

im always the type to go down to another floor, waiting till the washroom is empty then going in and dropping my loads, not before i put tissue over the toilet seat, and read.

then after liek 15min i make sure no one is in the washroom as i get out wash my hands, and go back up to my floor

 

[Uncle Trill]

im always the type to go down to another floor, waiting till the washroom is empty then going in and dropping my loads, not before i put tissue over the toilet seat, and read.

then after liek 15min i make sure no one is in the washroom as i get out wash my hands, and go back up to my floor

Same

 

[stealthbomber]

i shyt like 3 times a day at work. in there for like 5 minutes everytime. sometimes im not even shytting, just chillin on the seat

 

[Uncle Trill]

i shyt like 3 times a day at work. in there for like 5 minutes everytime. sometimes im not even shytting, just chillin on the seat

I see why they call you stealthbomber

 

[FunkyFreshRhyme]

I see why they call you stealthbomber

 

[Swagaveli]

Wait hold up...What the fukk yo? nikkas UNappreciatin takin a dumpstradamus at work nowadays...

Where they do that at

I work at an office environment, I stroll to the clean ass bathroom, pick one of the three doors and swag out. Of course I handle biz hella clean, all paper everything fukk I look like sittin there bareback (no homo).

So yeah, I disinfect the fukk out of the toilet bowl, lace it up with paper and it's time to do work We got the joints where nobody can see your feet Nedless to say I ball extra hard, hit up the-coli and shyt - literally

The trick is, you gotta move in and out when nobody else is there, you gotta walk to the bathroom stealth mode, like you really aint tryina go there, just in case nikkas see you on your way in. And of course you gotta avoid the joints where nikkas shyt up the whole bowl and dont clean up, all thanks to energydrinks

And by nikkas, I of course mean cac's, since Im the only non janitor in our building of 1000 people...

 

[beenz]

*has personal bathroom in my office*

*shuts and locks outside door and takes a shyt with the door open*

hell, I get more privacy shytting at work than at home.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Man all I hope is that that they don't recognize my shoes:

*Co-worker smells rancid stench looks down and sees brown Stacy Adams dress shoes*

(Later in the day)

*Co-worker walks by and notices me with the same shoes on *

Me:

That was you? Awwww shyt yousa a nasty ass nikka

 

[ThaBoyBam]

That's a win. I watch shyt on Netflix on the iPad at work while I shyt.

 

[Rekkapryde]

*has personal bathroom in my office*

*shuts and locks outside door and takes a shyt with the door open*

hell, I get more privacy shytting at work than at home.

must be nice

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[Camammal]

nikkas be lounging on a public toilet?






Where dey do that at??