Taking A Dump At Work Unappreciation

[Camammal]

-Smh @ me putting three layers of tissue on the toilet and hold my dikk so it won't go inside the toilet.

-co-workers waiting to go after you only to give you the when you walk out.

-scust at all my white co-workers bare backing the toilet seat and leaving pubic hair everywhere

- folk that try to come in your stall when you dropping deuces and you auto-clinch

 

[Dooby]

That's why you go into the handicap stall and when people walk up, start coughing to let it be known you're in there.

If they are bold enough to knock make a retarded noise. It will be believable since you're in the handicap stall.

But how is this an unappreciation? I love being paid to shyt. I take my time.

 

[Camammal]

That's why you go into the handicap stall and when people walk up, start coughing to let it be known you're in there.

If they are bold enough to knock make a retarded noise. It will be believable since you're in the handicap stall.

But how is this an unappreciation? I love being paid to shyt. I take my time.

 

[So-Chi]

Booooooy I take 3 sturdies a day. They can respect it or check it

 

[Coach Gully]

With that rough ass toilet paper

 

[Rufus Dufus]

I bring wet wipes to work.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Man all I hope is that that they don't recognize my shoes:

*Co-worker smells rancid stench looks down and sees brown Stacy Adams dress shoes*

(Later in the day)

*Co-worker walks by and notices me with the same shoes on *

Me:

 

[MenacingMonk]

I usually drop a deuce at work 3-4 times a week.

I always wipe down the seat and then put on the papers.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

few things regarding this--

absolutely disgusting are the nasty muthafukkin ass people that will fukk up the bathroom soon as they get to work and shyt. shows tremendous amount of disrespect to co-workers to not get that shyt out of you before coming out of the house for real.


and if you shyt more than 1 time a day at work that makes no sense for real. I really would have to be at a point of no continuing to shyt at work anyway but I will go home before I shyt 3, 4 times and shyt.

 

[Soundbwoy]

That's why you got to go on the floor where nobody works

 

[GetSomeMoney]

Getting paid to take a shat

 

[Two Stacks]

 

[Chilliando]

Job provided toilet seat paper covers and knowing the fact I'm getting paid to take a shyt >>>>>>>>

 

[newworldafro]

-Smh @ me putting three layers of tissue on the toilet and hold my dikk so it won't go inside the toilet.

-co-workers waiting to go after you only to give you the when you walk out.

-scust at all my white co-workers bare backing the toilet seat and leaving pubic hair everywhere

- folk that try to come in your stall when you dropping deuces and you auto-clinch

....how do you know they're not putting plastic or paper over the toilet seat though breh?? ....... jking....... no, but how you do know this is the case.......

 

[Marti]

That's why you go into the handicap stall and when people walk up, start coughing to let it be known you're in there.

If they are bold enough to knock make a retarded noise. It will be believable since you're in the handicap stall.

But how is this an unappreciation? I love being paid to shyt. I take my time.