Take a Classic Film and Narrate it Like Goodfellas

[ThaRealness]

2001 a Space Odyssey

"The plan was brilliant. You got a buncha astronauts flying in space. And then we put a computer in the ship, the thing starts actin haywire. The astronauts call us, and thats when we send our guys in to fix It. The plan went off without a hitch.... I mean you can't make this stuff up"

Jaws

"Me and Tommy were out on a boat. Thats when we realized that a killer shark was in the water. We wanted a piece of that action, so I approached the shark with a proposition. Before I could do that, Tommy blew it to bits."

Add on.

 

[Breh the HitMang]

The Matrix

"So here i am a shmuck living every day life with no direction in sight, next thing you know im popping pills and waking up in
a slime pod. Getting airlifted by a bunch of wackos who look like they got their clothes from the salvation army.
I tell ya its bunch of characters
you got Apoc.... Switch.... Dozer, and you got his little brother Tank... you got Cypher.... then you got Mouse who got his name because he looks like a little rat b*stard... Trinity.... and finally there was Morpheus If there was anything you need you can talk to Morpheus, trouble with the food and your existence you can talk to Morpheus.."

lol

 

[DaylitoJames]

Good Will Hunting:

 

[The axe murderer]

IT

So here I am looking for a hit of candy right? When boom this bulb head comes to me with a gig. The sewage ain't the most glamorous spot to cut a deal but eh I'm a fukking kid you know.......and who could distrust such an honest face

 

[Blankthawtz]

TMNT...

"so here I am...watchin my master train while i'm stuck in this rust bucket cage imitating his moves....got caught up in the system and endin up in the fukkin sewers...
I'm a good guy...don't bother nobody...next thing you know some fukkin chemical ooze drops on me and I get stuck with these 4 fukkin reptiles...having to raise these kids is the LAST thing a gangster like me wants to do
but hey...family is family so fuggeddaboutit!.....

 

[the cool]

This thread corny

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The Departed

"That's how it happens. You get in an elevator with another wise guy and only one gets out. Happened all the time. It was no big deal."

 

[Mike the Executioner]

Do the Right Thing

"Getting your picture on the wall at Sal's was like being made. To get a picture up there, you had to be 100% Italian so they could trace all your relatives back to the old country. That is, until the riots happened demanding that black celebrities get their picture up on the wall. When Smiley put up that picture of Martin and Malcolm on the wall, it was like we were all being made. Even though the pizzeria was slowly being torched, but hey, that's what happens when people do the right thing, understand?"

 

[DaylitoJames]

Kill Bill:

"It was revenge for plucking Elle's eye out, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that he could do about it. Elle was Bill's assassin, and Pai Mei wasn't. And he had to sit still and take it. It was among the killers. It was real greaseball shyt. She even poisoned Pai Mei's fish heads so he couldn't have a chance to fight back.''

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Friday

So now Smoke has to come up with Worms money. Deebo jacks you, fukk you pay me! Felicia smoked all your shyt? fukk you pay me! Craig kept you from selling your bud to Hector? fukk you pay me!

 

[DaylitoJames]

Iron Man 3:

"I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them an iron suit to wear. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on."

 

[Another Man]

This thread corny

You got aids

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

The level of GOATness that is GoodFellas

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Dumb and Dumber

And now Lloyd wants me to go on a road trip to take a briefcase all the way to Aspen. That's when I knew I wouldn't make it back to Rhode Island alive.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Captain America: The First Avenger

Bucky Barnes: Just don't go busting my balls, Dugan, okay?
Dum Dum Dugan: Hey, Bucky, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your bayonet.
[to his friends]
Dum Dum Dugan: Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him the Winter Soldier.