SZA converted to Hinduism

[Mike18jj]

Sza like mid 30's and still going through so many phases like a 16-year-old teenager, chick is really off..

 

[Mowgli]

Breh you hate goth girls. I will never forgive you for that

Imagine you have kids with a goth girl.

Imagine a grown ass woman who's pushing 40 and is still goth

Your kids will be eating fish sticks fast food and soy all week while she blow up like a damn House smoking cigarettes and dressing like a OF model to pick up the mail. You're finished

 

[Womb Raider]

 

[Nokids]

Sza like mid 30's and still going through so phases like a 16-year-old teenager, chick is really off..

Sza, Jhene Aiko, and Summer walker are the 2013 Miami heat of mental illness. If you meet a girl who only listen to these three.. Run!!

 

[JadeB]

Imagine you have kids with a goth girl.

Imagine a grown ass woman who's pushing 40 and is still goth

Your kids will be eating fish sticks fast food and soy all week while she blow up like a damn House smoking cigarettes and dressing like a OF model to pick up the mail. You're finished

Let me be finished

 

[Mowgli]

Let me be finished

Sad bum

 

[Second Chance Lance]

If no phones how she taking selfie and getting pictures taken of her

 

[Amo Husserl]

... the transformation is almost complete.
The plastic surgery.
Hit album.
Religious conversion.

Interracial relationship incoming.

 

[Bushmaster69]

What kind of fukkery is this

Bytches are confused.

 

[Child_Of_God]

She was also a Christian too

SZA was never a Christian.

 

[Hey_zeus]

These new neo soul heaux is foolies

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Is that her mom's in them pics?
No way they converted together
Can you even convert to Hinduism?
I think it was just some experience

 

[Ryze]

Nap finna be all in her bushes

It's supposed to be me dammit

This + The OP tagline "no more beef"

Tagline jokes are a lost art

 

[Ryze]

These new neo soul heaux is foolies

Last week it was Ifa, the week before that it was Wicca. Always something new

 

[itsyoung!!]

Sza, Jhene Aiko, and Summer walker are the 2013 Miami heat of mental illness. If you meet a girl who only listen to these three.. Run!!

whats wrong with jhene aiko ?