SUPER FROG SPlASH DEATH MOUNTAIN : FREE ClASSIC ClASSY TElIEVISION

[Art Barr]

Octopuss take to an urgent standing base and finds position to chain from a collar an elbow tie to a rear tight technicalwrist lock. With his head firmly and square behind lethal's right shoulder blade and below and under lethal left should blade. Seemlessly too.
Lethal wiggles and struggles to break a gresham rear wrist lock. Then in the fray tries to escape. The octopuss puts on the abdominal stretch leg brakes. Looking to chain lethal for the octopuss gresham modified stretch. lETHAl, with his weight being forced into a hunched over predicament. is further ensnared in the modified octopuss hold by gresham.
Gresham relinquishes and takes a modified hammerlock into a front chancery.
Lethal looks to counter and gresham chains to a butterfly and then a front standing side headlock mat takedown. To an actual seated sideheadlock for a count of two. Lethal kicks out to a standing base woth gresham still holding a sideheadlock. Lethal goes to irish whip counter. Only to get steamboat/macho/flair style modified into a sideheadlock, before an irish whip. Proving gresham is more than likely two psychological mat skilled steps ahead of even the best comp. Damn all the size difference bullshyt. Duke can take simple shyt like the steamboat flair macho sting match side headlock counters and pay homage but add it before it would become a trope.

Little stuff like that makes gresham versus lethal the series a crown gem.
Where they get the tropes of a classic but make them better or amalgamate them.
to appease.
the socalled idea of what the psychology of the mark idea of a five star match is.
Without being trope-ism, or trollish.
Yet providing a tastefull skilled homage.
within the flow of the exhibition based work.
While also embarking on lengthening the storytelling of their series inring via high quality workrate at a premium.



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[Art Barr]

GREHSAM : OCTOPUSS

takes commanding wrist to sideheadlock control. Demonstrative in expressing his pure style advantage over lethal. Leading to an i cou ter your counter back into a sideheadlock modified pure homage expression to savage/steamboat/flair/sting. lethal decides to get inventive after numerous side headlock counters into a cartwheel. Which is also expertly scouted and countered into wrist control once again by gresham. Lethal struggles to a standing base and into an awaiting octopuss rear wrist hammerlock. Lethal goes for a simple turnbuckle whip counter. Gresham counter said turnbuckle whip into a boot. Stop countered by lethal into a octopuss turnbuckle grapevine counter. To a single roll up roll through lethal pinfall no count attempt counter by gresham.
lETHAl rolls through the fray into an octopuss drop ankle pic toe hold roll through lethal counter.
Followed up immediately by an octopuss front face punt. Quickly evaded by a retreating lethal. Who wanted no taste.
of the octopuss's boot in a defenseless viscious malicious display of sudden match ending violence.
lethal gives.
The enfamous oh no uh uh finger wave to commercial.
at the twenty three minute mark.


Art Barr

 

[HollywoodP]

what type of damn cry for help is this?

 

[Tryna Makit]

what type of damn cry for help is this?

Breh I'll see this thread on the 1st page from time to time...come in here and be thinking that exact same shyt

Fukk goin on in here?

 

[Carl Tethers]

Breh I'll see this thread on the 1st page from time to time...come in here and be thinking that exact same shyt

Fukk goin on in here?

rAnT iT

 

[Another Man]

 

[Art Barr]

what type of damn cry for help is this?

Breh I'll see this thread on the 1st page from time to time...come in here and be thinking that exact same shyt

Fukk goin on in here?

rAnT iT

You not no smart.
If you never rant.

If you never rant..
You not smart.



Art Barr

Notice you stoopid motherfukkers come in here.
Where no more than a few post into this rant series. I specifically tell you goofies don't come in here on bullshyt.

Take yo sheltered homebody offbrand goof ass tha fukk on somewhere.

nikkaz in a forum.
i terraformed singlehandidly ranting. Then trying to play on the land.
i terraformed like they did some shyt. Stfu and take yo goof asses tha fukk on.
like instructed to.

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

ART BARR
PRESENTS
All PIRATED OUT


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HEY JOE,.....


pbsstt...

Shh.
Shush.
Hush it...
Hushed stfu nikka.
Keep ya voice down
Now we pick up with the game show contestant worker versus eddie kingston.
This should be a squash but it turns into another stone cold works the stampede best of revisits like jon moxley matches have been.
outside of the fmv style premise death matches.
versus omega and Jericho to the title change.

Anyway. Miro misses out on a great oppurtunity.
to make this worth a damn.
by not working the fingers on kingston.
Just like the other game show contestants.
I mean green wwe guys who were not great indy guys.
who get exposed when they have to work with real draws and whom are green.
Kingston just follows the i worked opposite the motions like everywhere else.
Instead of calling better psychology as the veteran with veteran ring generalship.
Where this goes its anticipatory hot poker of the night match as the opener.
Miro ends with his usual wwe style mix up finish.
Which only works the crowd because at least the match visual as car as workrate.
Plus the visual work rate speed is not dialed down like the wwe.


Two stars for the questionable opener finish and psychology attempts and botch fail on what could have been great paychology to make miro look dominant. By also making miro look as if he was a real.calculated shopt fighter. Instead of nikolai volkov the phoney wwe version. I don't give a fukk about enough to google and see if i spelled right.

I am.leaving a bit on the bone. By not disturbing the working finish.
The quality of the working finish to the crowd. Is the only reason.
This shyt did not hit farrah abrahams.

I am ranting live on the fly.
So i pressed pause to knock out this match rant.

FINAL RATING
a solid worked and executed visual non clean screw job tv finish ends.
What could have become a gripping body torture style fmv slobba knocka

if it followed suit with what should have been excellent foreshadow psychology.
Yet falls flat.
as far as next wave of unexpected workrate.
While also chopping this feud off at the legs.
By not giving eddie kingston anything to work with as a character moving forward. Plus eliminating miro from actualizing any semblence of being this monster.
Miro is failing in this role. When he should have debuted as a russian red mafia style guy held back. Who wrestled in a suit like a cooler with suspenders and a russian hot babe who talked for him. Instead we get this wack eighties nikolai volkov character. When we know wwe never knows how to get the russian nikolai volkov characger over right at all. As we have seen nwa style workrate.
get this visual body type over twce with two green gameshow contestants.
in the real russian sickle nikolai volkov in the nwa. Plus make a blockbuster of a face in a boom. By revisiting this body type in the form of goldberg. All miro had to do was be viscious maliscious and keep working the finger heinously in this opener.

Instead this match seems like a don't swuash me bro favor that moxley used his i was in wwe rub. To get the more experience kingston a check on a big ppv card. When kingston could be developing a character in this work. Along with miro as well. Where this program revolves around kingston. For once using progressive psychology in a domestic booked match. Opposite a former wwe gameshow contestant with miro. Except this was worked by a green game show contestant in miro. Given rank and seniority over a worker who should have been able to signal an audible after miro targeted the fingers to work that part of the match and book thr false babyface comeback finish in miro's favor. Bringing out moxley for the save before his next booked match. Where moxley gets a bit of the bitness to start. To open up the feud with moxley being moved to make the tv title an ace title. In honor of eddie's injured chopping hands. Where in van dam movie fashion. Koxley works wirh kingston to up game. Moxley drops the sckrap back to miro. Who dwlewtpys moxley and eddie comes back to defend moxley's honor and finally a sckrap in a domesric program in ppv. Before dropping the sckrap back to moxley who goes on a ace tear agaon with the tv title. Which should by then be changed to thennetwork championship.

As this is a tv title and it should be booked in tv title rules in the future as well.
As this title should be defended under tv title rules. Especially with anderson there as the inaugural enforcer to cody's inaugural win to kick off this title' history.

Anyway. Hopefully someone at aew realises. They have to create a progressive product. Tgat ups the draw of their indie contractors and thus themselves. The days are over burials when you make national tv.

This is aew.

To close out miro misses a grand op.
to make this a working real program worth a damn.
With kingston caught in the political past wwe neopotism red tape to get a ppv payday. When kingston should have used his ring generalship to be vulnerable. Plus challenge his greatest weapin and asset his chopping hands. Just horrible opp missed to amplify miro and kingston. Which is on them both and why they will be in the wack pile. Till they do a discovery on something else that matters to their characters.
that make compelling sense domestically to draw. Not to just copy and paste japan and international fake underground cobra kai fights.

When a bit of eighties van dam is needed in this.
Doc brown never gets the delorean out the child's world parking.

A foreshadowed could have been gripping brawl body horror fmv opener.
lost to politics for a green game show contestant in miro.

Not recommended.


Art Barr

RATING : @ 1/4

TRASH AllADIN : Sheesh
Hardpass on the nike store outlet bargain style opener


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[Art Barr]

Hey joe...

To answer any speculation.
as a smart watching this show.
Moxley trots his ass out here for the homage to japan match.
Right after kingston versus miro. Both of whom are nowhere near ace performers.
to open a show this big for this company.
Where miro vs kingstin should have been a high quality fmv gore body horror brawl.
That miro vs kingston should have been. Followed up by what should be the my buddy based save on eddie by moxley. Instead of an higher wwe homogenized style call backstage aew finish. That worked because the ref is not a dear in headlights.
with vkm's grating voice in one ear about a 1915 style turnbuckle screwjob finish. When this match did not need a screw finish unless it leads to moxley coming out and getting debilitated from miro.
damseling for kingston.
before his homage to japan match.
Which would lead to the psychology of mox losing this japan homage match with th wink wink finiah because of helping kingston. Where both moxley and kingston go to rampup on workrate to aid their characters dull inring moveset. In working psychology and aid their bowling shoe ugly visual style as well.
Which would work better if both showed an attention to actual osycbology and moveset. Not just the violent high points of striking and brawling in their fmv domestic homage matches.



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

SATOSHI KOJIMA VS MOXlEY


MOX
TOSH


We get mox attempting to cross another name off his dream bucket list.
Where instead of him coming through the crowd to fukk up miro.
A miro whom should have been destroying eddie's hands heinously. We get this horrible mox thing music entrance.
With no inportance shown to kojima.
Or to show up the honor of moxley getting abused and his fighting spirit being debilitated frim a previous beatdown saving his homie.
Who now comes to. To have thus dream match. Which hw should lose of course.
As kojima is to be protected.

We get the customary i punchUyoupunch me trope of glory.
With kojima to showcase. The first checklist selextion crossed off of the bucklist dream match portion of moxley's kojima work.
Kojima had enough of thr gaijan spicy elbow rolls from moxley.
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Then rolls out to the powder room on the outside.
Leading to the flying forearm and kojima elevated psychology of taking away the heat seeking missle trope.

 

[Art Barr]

Kojima babyface comeback body shot on moxley.
Canceled out by another moxley bucklist knee strike to kojima's face.
Kojima reels to the neutral corner and moxley gets his bucklist chop on kojima.
Moxley must be envisioning akashi spray the crowd. Like a japan blood bucket horror movie scene in his mind. Can you feel the akashi joe.
Nah nat at all. As the home viewer has no idea wtf this is. Plus as a smart.
Domestic jasoan trader need to find out how to make their love of japan work's relste to a domestic gateway audience. At this point i seen every i love kojima match. So thus mathc on aew should have more to it for a domestic gateway audience. To build a boom you have to educate the consumer base. You have jim ross. Who is excellent at this if allowed to work and told why this is supposed to work for this work on air. Jim ross needs direction where it bridgrs the gap of disconnect from when he left the biz. Which also would bridge the gao to the gateway consumer snd the old boomer audience lost in the boom.
Usually to mox's credit on ppv tho.
I may get tired of his scsa by the numbers meets fmv matches and finishes.
Yet he has delivered three fukkin classics. Two of which actually work as fmv domestic gateway deathmatch openers. So do not take my critique of mox as neg worth. I do this.
To see it his clasoc matches be that much surprisingly better.

Scsa was right. If you give mox the right direction. You can really create the classics he flirts with.
or make the followup to classics he has be built on and better.



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

We pick back up frok my match critical interior editorial style rant.

With mox making a puro style puro-aye to the crowd.
After his celebratory bucklist chops on jima the tosh.
Jima the tosh fires back with the real machine gun chops.
KAY SlAY : DAMN

FlAIR: woO!!
FlAIR: woO!!

FlAIR: woO!!

woO!!
woO!!

KAYSLAY : BEAT JUGGlE DAMN SCRATCH PICKlES woO!


just damn. Dem originals. Seeing the original.
it is nuffin like it.
Jima the tosh.
Shows why he gets me making dope on the fly nicknames like jima the tosh.
Or the tosh.
Just damn.

He gave mox ass tha beat juggle beatdown chops in the corner fornold time sake.
Well more like condensed for time take.
Where ee grt the machine guns chops kingston wants to throw. Really being thrown by the tosh on the mox in the neutral corner.
Irish whip followed by the trade mark tosh lariat and opponent out the neutral corner snap mare.
Followed up by the Customary go home climb to the top by the tosh.
Closed out hy the brutal welcome to new japan shoot style supa elbow from tha top drop by tha tosh.

KAY SlAY : DAMN

another one of those and mox. Is gonna be seeing the emergency puerto rock surgeon. Who saved him from a ruptured esophagus. Forever damaging his best in show pecs and physique.

 

[Art Barr]

Jima the tosh rapid elbow fired.
Followed up by the obligatory closeout roaring elbow.
Mox anticipates the next trope and fires back his own satoshi style saito suplex.
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Mox banned agent zero gun salute honored lariot on tosh.
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Wide bide base blocking the telegraphed tosh style early brian buster finish.
Tosh closes in and mox has his domestic babyface comeback style bite to tosh's forehead blocked by a smart babyface countering jima with a forehead bite of his own.
Followed by the obligatory supaplex.

Trope city bae bay.
Mox floats to the apron of the powder room to buy time.
Of course leading to the next jima-san trope.
IpunchUyouPUNCHmeh
Kick wham apron ddt.

That when you get an original.
it just shows why smart people visit the apron of the powder room.
Mox gives a rock sells austin's stunna the best style sell off the powder room aproj to the floor.

I give it a a deso little mark on the maivia trained actor sells meter.

 

[Art Barr]

Jima throws the mox refuse back in from the the powder room.
Followed up by the gorgeous mox bitten ddt.
From a countered jima clutch cutter
That jima shows why he is the tosh to mox's mox.
Which is then countered by a hulked up no sell from mox leading to a arm break s capture jima trope lock sub.
Jima reaches the rope by a foot literally.
Jima gets. Brain buster for two.
Tosh lariat to mox spin go behind grapple clunter saito suplex counter.
For another tosh trope bucklist.
Jima sells it like an old man fell in that sad commercial with the lady all alone hurt and shyt.
I lariatUyoulairat me exhange .
Leading to a koji cutter for two.
I punchuYOUPUNCHMEH FIGHTING SPIRIT MOX AND TOSH TROPE!

 

[Art Barr]

FOLLOWED BY A ROARING ELBOW BY TOSH!
DEEP.END OF THE POOl JELLYBEAN IRISH WHIP ROPE A DOPE MOX COUNTER lARIAT for two!
Chained by mox into a rear naked choke!

Jima struggle rope break.
Fighting spirit tenzen chops by tosh.
Wonder if mox knows that tosh meets tenzen tag play in the tosh playbook to counter.
Yeah.
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Dual Mox paradigm death rider shifting double underhook jima buster style ddt.

For the pinfall and duke over jima.

RATING : @.75


Art Barr