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nikkas dont speak artbarrian no more :mjcry:
 

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nikkas dont speak artbarrian no more :mjcry:


I only care if my people who care care breh.

Glad you care.
Imma keep ranting and gaining legendary props.
Hope you rant review and get legendary too.



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hey joe,....

Damn it.

This damn prompt says i needs some space on this vcr,..dvd,..
fukk this,..
This dvr thing.

So i need some more dvr space and the only way to figure out what matches i need physicals on. Plus what ones can make the cut.
The only way to figure that out is to get to ranting.
I got this aj styles igwp dvd.
So do i get rid of a omega match or two.
Only way to figure it out.
is to rant the new grand daddy by meltzer standards.
Which my opinion you will get after said rant.

Hopefully this rant does not take days.
That six hour to straight it takes to rant a five star match is crazy in one sitting.

Let's see how well i can cut that time down. Without sacrificing actual match detail like keith did when he changed his style. Or lost that fire and burned out. From low quality doing weekly match rants. To.keep up with crz. Just how did crz rant all those shows. That long until burnout. Anyway,.
Let's see if i can do the nee definitive match all time. Like i did pegusas v eddy in hood.
Pregame and be back from match intros.

Actually i should do all the matches that lead up to this and do thundarosa v britt baker first instead.

I think i can delete that match. Well we will see.






This rant shyt is probably gonna get at me at this age.



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AEW : DYNAMITE

UNSANCTIONED

THUNDAROSS v BRITT BAKER THAT bytch OF DENTISTRY DMD


we get all the elite dynamite blah blah unsanctioned rules blah blah blah at the 1.40 mark.
Aew dynamites will not be liable for what is put on this here thecoli.com servers yadda yaddah.

No disqualifications
Anything goes
Dark match..
On aew dynamite dark match.


Really ,..that should be the full name of big shows new show.


Anyway,...britt baker that bytch of dentistry with rebel,..not reba bih.
Rebel makes their way to ringside.
As rebel in a pair of satins one's.
That need more love btw.
the real shadow men's satin one's.
We need to have a talk.
As rebel not reba bytch in shadow satin one's makes their way to ringside.
Primping britt baker dmd doctor of bytchery's way to ringside.


At the 1.40 mark.

Thundarosa comes to ringside determined and hits the ring.
Rebel makes her way out of ring.
Rosa and britt go complete stare nose down monkey dance.
FAQT!!!

rebel not reba bytch returns back in ring to greet rosa with a crutch shot.
Rosa goes full road warrior no sell.
Chasing after reba not rebel into the platform powder room.

JACK KIRBY CRACKlE BlOAW!

that bytch of denstistry britt baker hits the ropes and goes full heat seeking spearhead missle thesz press. Into mounted flurry punches out to the platform powder room on rosa.
Oh this shyt is kicking off like its sposed to.

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Then like you sposed to.
Britt that bytch of dentistry dmd goes full savage.
Chaining into a platform powder room modest air raid crash crunch variant.

Omg!!!!!
 

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Ref counts one on a rosa warrior no sell pin attempt.
Showing she got more and was ready for every thing else and more.
Britt baker tosses refuse rosa down the steps.

Landing in a heap.
Via atumble diving into i need a barricade breather sell.

That bytch of dentistry on bitness.
Lifts the skirt off tha bytch.
Tossing the ring lady.
in the powder rooms apron to the side like a savage encounter.
Showing full urgency to go for the powder room plundah off gp.
Like a real g,..or b posed.

Baker selects a board chairman.
Then, swings early.
missing rosa's del muerte painted speed knot by several inches..
Britt baker even no sells the chair richochet spot. Following up on rosa in the powder room
Like the scsa heel turn on rock.
We pull away one minute into this.
To see a concerned shida.
Just as concerned as anyone should naturally be one minute into this foray.

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We get the pre-req heel.
i am the shyt soliloquay and pose into camera one.
like a real heel sposed to.

Britt baker
D - m-??.....

FAQT!

rosa warrior no sell level two point oh.
The rock versus scsa heel turn beatdown.
Then rosa enters the return aisle for an exchange return
Complete with a receipt.
As britt baker turns away from gloating into camera one.
Only to find a steel chair.
Planted firmly against her rhinoplasty repaired nostrils.
Then follows up the warrior no sell return of receipt to baker and rebel.
That's not reba bih.
Rosa returns to the return check out line aisle.
With stiff kicks and a scsa v rock chair version style choke on to baker esophagus.

Well if you wanna make a five star female classic possibly.
You change something. Amalgamate sumfin from the other five star works.
Great match attention to detail by these ladies.

Rosa follows up the choke.
JACK KIRBY HULK POWER STEEL CHAIR SMASH THWACKED'T

all across baker's offered up back.
Rosa waves off the crowd and tosses baker out the powder room.
Over the barricade into the crowd.
Rosa takes urgent command with violence in the crowd on to baker.
Propping baker for a chair assist senton.
No water in the outdoor pool for rosa.
Baker seizes control.
Tossing rosa back into the return receipt check out aisle over the barricade. Back into the powder room.
I punchyouYOUPUNCHME leads to a baker irish pub counter whipped coffee with creme.
into the all elite aew barricade powder room wall.
Even jade looks like my daughter's muva cargill lol in heel crowd approval.
to the sudden heel violence in this unsanctioned brawl.


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Rebel and baker go full devon bully mode.
on the ring lady's apron in the powder room for tha tables.
Britt rolls back inring.
cutting off the reeling recovering rosa on the steps of the elevated powder room platform.
That leads downTo the powder room floor.
Then sckraight bufford punts rosa in the damn face.
Damn.
KAY SlAY : DAMN!!!

D M D camera one heel taunt in ring by baker.
As she leaves rosa under the powder room steps.
Baker slithers back out to the powder room floor.
Cutting off rosa. Earnestly hoping to recover under the powder room steps.
Baker and rebel lift the powder ringlady's apron to the side.
Tossing.
Jim henson's muppet show count.
FOUR CHAIRS OF plundah inring.
AH AH.

ROSA emerges from under neath the powder room steps with a dawn of muta.
As baker goes,..oh i see and raise your dawn of muta into the daybreak of muta. Pounding away at any daylight she can strike away. Leading to more of rosa's muta break of dawn.
Baker tosses rosa in ring.
Gives a heel i did that camera one taunt.
To show off her muta trophy.
Rosa brazenly fights back to get beatdown more by baker's forearm and added knee strikes.
Baker drags and drops refuse rosa.
in the neutral opposing corner and sets up chair number one.
of the plundah in the opposing neutral corner.

We get the split marketing main event pic in pix portion.
of the you won't miss the dynamite action on dynamite broadcast at the 1.48 match mark of the broadcast.
Britt baker heel girl grab taunt yokes up rosa.
With some of the most visually impressive youpunchmeEYEpunch you return heel false baby face counter strikes.
leading her to her plundah trap in the neutral corner.
Rosa counters a heel shyt talk flatliner into a snap suplex.
just missing bakers heels into the plundah trap. Which could be classified as an actual botch.
Rosa improvises rechecking the plundah trap number one.
Into an obvious and,.....

Baby shark pause.
You took too long cover for a two count.
Britt sells the actual heel snap suplex botch and we have improv.
Leading to britt's sell being a distraction for rebel to toss in more powder room plundah.
Rosa king kong sneaks godzilla power shot on a air craft carrrier elbow forearm strikes baker.

KAY SlAY : DAMN!
men don't visually in work.
strike nearly this well.
as this match, demonstrated inring during the me by baker and rosa. coupled with high quality sell this consistently.
Full on expert ring general improv improvise.
by the appear vulnerable to sell the match baker.

Rosa says fukk how hurt you are.
Going full scsa v rock heel turn on baker inring. To close out the opening sequence. This is as air tight as it gets as a succinct tv main event brawl. Well done ladies.

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Rosa checks the pile of plundah.
That rebel has been adding from the powder room inring.
These shots from rosa and the baker sell are things of a toothless brawler beauty.
The ladies trade shots from an exhausted standing vertical.
Till baker can irish whip counter rosa into the opposing opponents corner.
Hoisting up rosa and super plexing rosa on to the PLUNDAH!!
Leading to a two.count.
OMG.

Rebel with the aid.
Tossing in ladder plundah from the powder room.
BLAOW!

ross flies in with the babyface comeback bulldog.
onto the face of baker into the ladder
Baker crawls into the neutral corner.
Rosa sets up a ladder onto bakers face and follows it up with a bulls horn face crusher!

HOLY SHEIT.
 
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we cut to baker.
Who goes beginning muta.
Rosa drags britt to the powder room unsuccessfully. Britt whimpers to the neutral corner ringpost.
under the rings of rhe neutral corner.
Rosa crawls back in ring and adjust a ladder plundah trap.
Then mike tyson on holy field bites britt baker bloody muta face.

To return receipt on baker.
Unlike the Holyfield reaction.
Rosa unsuccessfully hides behind the ref. Not paying full detail and attention. to how tyson slicked his way. out of holyfield's rabid feral counter reaction to being bitten.
Baker ferally reaches out in reaction.
Tying herself rosa and the ref and shoves rosa and the ref. Franctically replying with an adam cole is my bae bae style superkick counter.
to the feral biter rosa in the resulting fray.
Baker looking to get back in the return and exchange with a receipt checkout line. Gives rosa a flatliner on the ladder plundah successfully. To close out the last sequence with expert psychology and ring generalship.

This shyt cray cray. Omg.

Baker emerges from the violent display on the ladder with a muta .05

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Sensing death.
Baker scales the neutral corner turnbuckle.
Only to get countered.
into a rosa popup SUPER BLUERAY DVD ON TO THE LADDER.


WOW.
 
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Rosa drags britt from the wreckage of the ladder to a count of two.
Baker brazenly fights back after kicking out. Only to get rebrutalized by rosa.
Rosa sets up a raven style chair trap.
Rosa re-engages baker.
Only to have baker desperation style scratch claw counter strikes rosa's face on to the chair via a ddt.
Adding insult to injury.
to follow the ddt on a chair. With the curb stomp on the same chair.
Omg.

Baker flails into a pin attempt.
Two.
To emerge from the pin attempt in camera one.
With muta .65.

Oh sheit.
This shyt reaching a real muta level of 1.0.

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Fiendish heel smirking smiling muta camera one spotlight for baker.
Baker signals reba for the black latex surgical glove.
I have the nes power glove and found the master sword with link taunt into camera one. Baker walks and in exhaustion flails on the top neutral corner turnbuckle. Signaling for MORE PLUNDAH,..THE SPECIAL BAG OF PLUNDAH.
REBA gladly with joy retrieves the black bag of plundah.
God lawd ol mighty.

Jeez moe netty.
I know she not.
Yeah she is.
She opens the bag with her teeth.
Displaying in full display to camera one.
a muta .75 level one crimson mask.
Oh gawd.....

Naw,...sometimes i just can't look but i gotta rant this.
She tacks the ring.
Now we are full FMW.

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If it is one thing i have to stomach.
Plus, personally admit.
I get squeamish about in any wrasslin match.
Where i have to deal with the reality.
of the work being a shoot is thumbtack nails.
Just saying the name in any shortened or long form.
sounds like a really horrifically ardouously painful ride. That you take with you.
Meaning Literally take with you.

Britt baker casually approaches and bashes with commanding strikes on to rosa. Grabbing a standing front chancery.
Showing off with a muta .75 level crimson social level distancing mask into camera one.

Fisherman neckbreaker,...baby shark pause you took to long of a break counter by rosa.
Into a powerbomb predicament.

Baker sensing danger, with rebel running in with a crutch.
Swings and a miss counters and gets thwacked't.
Only to fall into one tack.
Which lands on rebel's finger in her hand.
Aw shyt i know that hurts.
While trying to expertly miss the tack bedding of the ring.
Rebel winces grasping her one tacked tha fukk up finger and still rolls out under the ring rope to rest on the ring apron. In the pocket of the fray and work. Good job.
Rebel finally makes a standing vertical. Only to get sitout dropkicked by rosa to the original table trap. Totally wiping out reba bih.
Expert psychology and spot work setup.
Rosa bryans up and kick whams baker.
into a i forget which nineties year honored power bomb variant.
onto the tack bedded ring!

No poochie bomb here.

Bloaw
Bloaw bloaw
Oow ouchie
Ouchie
Ouch.

Baker writhes in unbelieveable mortal pain. With an entire dorsal side of tacks.
To kick out of a rosa pinfall at TWO!!!
mauve vee......

Just holy sheit levels of hardcore brilliance by baker and rosa.
A kick out. This is match has reached flair v foley meets decay v street sweepers level of holy pintacks.
Watching baker crawl and get mini impaled by tacks.
To escape and to get out the tacks.
is just next level visual pain.
i wanna be disgusted and look away but i can't lookaway,...
from this violent ecstasy of eyecandy.


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Jr chimes in.

Asking have you seen two anybodies.
Male.or female,.. Do this much bodily harm to one another.
In a domestic free tv broadcas female match.

No i can't ever remember one this good male or female on freetv.
Thia not even over.
Where it has been delivering.
since the first elevated powder room suicide dive spear tope trope.

The ladies slither around in the actual tacks.
Getting further impaled by the thumbnail tack bedded ring.
Where now both their bodies are being stuck by tacks.
The immediate pain strikes rosa offguard and in that moment of gangsta.
Baker wrassle chain counters a rosa strike in the fray.
Into the lock jaw.
Meaning the mick foley makes shane mcmahon squeel on camera rings of saturn meets black surgical mandible claw in the bed of tacks.
One of the most visually viscious subs in wrasslin but with a seated arm and leg capture black latex gloved mandible claw. It was viscious twenty years ago when mick slapped it on shane.
Where twp decades later.
it still is violently beautiful here. Madible claw variant and all. Where rosa's glummet is plugged by baker. You never get to hear rosa's whimpers like shane's twenty plus years ago.

Rosa with the heart and urgency of a champion competitor.
Counters and rolls baker into a small package onto the tacks to counter. Baker immediately releases the hold. Writhing in immediate impaled by a bed of tacks pain.

Good god.
Lawd.

You can never speak bad on women's domestic televised freetv wrasslin ever again.
 
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