Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[HabitualChiller]

When I was a kid, I thought that my mom and her car shared some form of telepathical link that would cause the turn signals to blink. Like the car was reading her mind or some shyt

 

[DaRealness]

When I was little I thought the world was in black and white when watching movies from the 1950s and before.

 

[BeeGoinCrazy]

I used to eat ants. There’s also another dumb thing I remember doing but it’s nasty

 

[Monsanto]

When I was little I thought the world was in black and white when watching movies from the 1950s and before.

I thought my parents couldn't see life in colour until the 80s

 

[Take It In Blood]

I thought Montell Williams sung this is how we do it.

I can't breathe

 

[Morethan1]

I use to think Mariah Carey was doing all of those sped up soul samples back in the 00's

 

[Morethan1]

I use to think the song Bad Boy's should be more Jamaican

Then I

Nevermind

Don't laugh at me

 

[Ake1725]

I used to think in order to be the president of the United States of America , you had to have some kind of morality and humanism in you

How old were you when you found out?

 

[Black Panther]

I knew about bitcoin back when it was like 20 dollars, but I was just a high school kid with no money to invest

Same @ $50/per bitcoin, I thought it was a scam

 

[Rell84shots]

These were more unsanitary than fun, because the moment they touched the ground it was a wrap.

 

[The D-List Vet]

I thought the world was going to end with y2k

 

[Black Panther]

Mostly revolving around girls:

I misheard the word for female genitalia, I thought it was "pagina" until I was like 11

Also I thought the p*ssy was in the same location as the penis, instead of between the legs

Also I thought women had sex and peed from the same hole

 

[SHO-NUFF]

My first car I went like hundreds of miles over my oil change before getting it changed constantly because I thought that shyt was a scam

had to scroll back up, to make sure this wasn't @SEVEN3084 , lmao

EDIT:
I thought that one of my friends (he was off), was so because of a smaller brain attached to this regular one, and that was causing his problems.

Also, I thought that every country's people had different pee-pees, and that's how we as a group of people keep countries in place....


I thought people's booboo was the same color they are; I'm brown, lol
I assumed white people had white booboo, haha

At one point, I thought the "Crypts" gang was from Egyptian roots, and they murder people that aren't Muslim.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

When my friend died when i was 4 i wanted to bring milk and sandwiches to his grave so he had something to eat

 

[Methodical]

Would always see restaurant workers smoking outside on their break.

I wondered to myself how bold they were....

.... Thought cigs were highly illegal