Stupid ish your mind created as a kid....

[Heafcliffe]

We all believed some total bullshyt as children (ages 5 to 9) and the funny thing is we weren't told these things, we just conjured it up on our own. I'll start:

1. Marvin Gaye was actually gay because of his last name
2. One time I feel asleep over my mom's house and woke up over my father's house (parents were divorced). My dumb ass dreamed that I floated on a cloud and landed at pop's
3. At 6 to 7 years of age, I knew females didn't have a penis but I thought they ONLY had a butthole and nothing else
4. Thought I could actually sing bc mafuggas said I look like Prince around the time of Purple Rain.
5. All white chicks looked like "Daisy Dukes" from the Dukes of Hazard with dem short ass shorts, big hair and chewing gum HARD
6. Oodles & Noodles was a delicacy especially when they were "hooked" up

was I thinking back then?!?!? Add on....

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[AgentGrey]

Man I saw a fukking gray fire in the middle of my room coming out of the bathroom,
then it got up and ran under my bed.
I was looking but couldnt find anything for like an hour.

it looked like this but gray

 

[DomBoogers]

Whenever we went on long rides I use to envision a man running beside the car doing tricks over everything we rode past.

 

[AgentGrey]

Whenever we went on long rides I use to envision a man running beside the car doing tricks over everything we rode past.

word, good times.

 

[Token]

I was a very ignorant child.

1. I thought pitbulls were half bull half idk....I literally pictured a huge dog with horns.

2. I thought white people didn't get cold, don't know where this came from but I thought they never needed a coat no matter how cold it got.

3. I thought blacks were the only race that lived in Chicago...smh.

I'm pretty sure there are more but I can't remember.

 

[Texas2step]

(5-8) I thought I could beat up God. When I prayed, I would threaten God to give me what I want or face my wrath

I thought I was the fastest guy in the world on some Flash ish. When my Grandma use to babysit me, my Mama used to tell me not to be in the front yard when she get there. *Sees her pull up while in the front yard. Take off running back inside the house. She gets in then proceeds to whoop my ass. Im wondering how the fukk did she see me bc I was running too fast to be seen by human eyes (flash)

Oh the watermelon seeds ish.

Cousin: I hope you didnt eat those seeds

Me: yea so what?

Cousin: Because you did then a watermelon is gonna grow inside your stomach and explode and then you will die

Me:

 

[duncanthetall]

When I was little and I'd be leavin my house to go places, I kept my eye on the sewer across the street from our driveway cause I just knew either the ninja turtles or IT was gonna come out.

And Token, you thought white folks didn't get cold because they stay wearing shorts in 40 degree weather. like....the fukk...


I was like 7 when me and my homie first ran across a porno mag. Biches all spread eagle. We thought someone dun cut them up in the front where the dikkie should be, and thats why they looked like that.

 

[msims]

The first white kid I saw in real life was at age 6 (my people didn't let me watch tv much). Their hair used to have me like lol, shyt was so different to me.

It's funny cuz I JUST saw 3 ninjas (I was pumped the fukk up)

Spoiler

I thought all white kids could do karate, and shyt. Ended up punchin the lil cac in the face thinkin he would block it, or some shyt.

It's funny how you can remember some days perfectly. I remember that day like it was yesterday. That same day, the nikka "Pudda"'s foot got ran over by a car. lol


There was this green cassette that was in my Pops' old jetta, and I SWORE that it was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soundtrack tape.

Spoiler

One day (age 5), my older brother (by a year) threw it in the cassette player inside of the car. That shyt was some old school something, or another. He was like and threw it out the window.

He was mad disrespectful back then.

 

[Anti-Anime]

Whenever we went on long rides I use to envision a man running beside the car doing tricks over everything we rode past.

I knew I wasn't the only one.

 

[duncanthetall]

Damn seem like most of us were some real simple lil dudes when we were little

 

[Heafcliffe]

There was this green cassette that was in my Pops' old jetta, and I SWORE that it was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soundtrack tape.

Spoiler

One day (age 5), my older brother (by a year) threw it in the cassette player inside of the car. That shyt was some old school something, or another. He was like and threw it out the window.

He was mad disrespectful back then.

 

[Lewis Black]

Christopher Columbus and Columbo was the same dude

We had history and I remember the teacher said something like columbo found america

I remember looking at the tv screen the same day like

Columbo:

 

[duncanthetall]

Christopher Columbus and Columbo was the same dude

We had history and remember the teacher said something like columbo found america

I remember looking at the tv screen the same day like

Columbo:

 

[msims]

Christopher Columbus and Columbo was the same dude

We had history and I remember the teacher said something like columbo found america

I remember looking at the tv screen the same day like

Columbo: