fukkin with strippers chicks is too dangerous. I've done it before, but I've seen too many bad things to do it again. In my first case, I went into the VIP and kept slapping down $20s until the chick decided she could suck me off. Still one of the best BJs I ever got. I was young, dumb, and had a lot of money to waste that night. I wouldn't recommend it.
I've seen two of my boys get fukked up over strippers though. One was in the VIP, convinced a chick to fukk...then he brushed his dikk over her @sshole before aiming for the p*ssy and she freaked out. At least, that's what he told me; I don't think he was ballsy enough to surprise anal a stripper, so I believe him. The chick called the bouncer and my boy got fukkED up. I jumped in then saw some heavy ass 300 pound bouncer coming for me so took him on for a couple seconds, but pretended to be injured after he grabbed my arm. I wasn't gonna get fukked up over a bytch lmao, but to this day my boy thinks I had his back lmao. Nah nikka, I was fakin it
Second time I was hanging with a simp ass friend of mine, and he literally stuck like four fingers in some girl's p*ssy as she was spread bald eagle on a table. My nikka karate chopped the p*ssy, I thought he was trying to kill her or some shyt lmao. She screamed and tried to kick him, but he blocked that shyt and started smellin his fingers like it was funny. Needless to say a bouncer ran up and fukked him up. That time I just sat at the table watching lmao. If you dumb enough to try to grab a stripper's ovaries I can't come to your aid, sorry.
