Strip Clubs...

[Tom Foolery]

I say bring $80. That's enough to stay conservative but have a little extra fun if you want.

Are you going to prison or something? You can always go next week.

 

[stealthbomber]

Can i get my dicc succed in a strip club, das all i need to know

i asked a strippers from 2 types of strip clubs this question.

some stripper from a pretty nice classy strip club said she would do it for 200 and it would be the best i ever had

i almost did it too she was sweatin me puttin her hand all on my dikk over my boxers

then from a run of the mill nasty strip club i asked and she said 50 thats my kinda bj

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

U 21 and aint been to a strip club breh!? I used to go when I was 16 LOL.




Its a waste of money and time breh, just a bunch of ugly hoes tryna hustle you.

This. Anything that you had to be 21 to do i did at 15-16.

I dont enjoy that shyt no more. But I would go to a club that had waiters. Sit in the front and when you order a drink (beer)I came drunk btw) pull out a fat knot to buy your drink. sip that beer a while , (dont down it cuz that waiter will be back). and they gone come flock'n. it's completion in those places. I'd be a dam fool to pay these bytches. I'd get my homies or brothers drunk first.

To be honest nikkas that "make it rain" is doing it for other nikkas basically .

 

[Da King]

Lol at the guy eating a stripper out. Okay I have brought strippers home. Currently smashing a stripper. It's easy to bag them, I spend around 60 to 100. Strippers are like sales people, they gotta sell dances and make money for the bar n pay house fees. With that said, u gotta notvbe thirsty...these bytches don't care a bit about u, they want the money.

I learned bout strippers from a female friend of mine that started stripping after high school. The ones who will get down or fukk u are the new ones...they thirsty for a few extra bucks...the older ones got their clients. This bytch I'm fukking now said, drug dealers spend the most next to NBA players n rappers are the cheapest. So don't try to be like any of the ones I mentioned.

Another way of taking bytches home is by having drugs...white girls will fukk u for coke n pills. Black n Latinas for weed n liquor....key thing is don't trust a word these hoes say n never tell them about ur true self. Oh yea if u do want a lap dance have ur friend pretend that he is buying it for u, once u become a customer u become dollar sign to them

I can go on forever about tricks for strip club fukking, just know these hoes have issues...your game gotta exploit that. Have fun n always wear condoms.

That's truth right there

 

[Lil' Kartwheel]

OKC...thinking of going to a Dallas or a Houston club though.

If you going to a strip club in the H, Legends is a solid black club but don't go into the VIP/private dance section unless you down to fukk some strippers. Even them chicks will tell you that it's pretty much a hoe house.

Good thing is that it's a full contact, all nude strip club.

 

[Piff Perkins]

fukkin with strippers chicks is too dangerous. I've done it before, but I've seen too many bad things to do it again. In my first case, I went into the VIP and kept slapping down $20s until the chick decided she could suck me off. Still one of the best BJs I ever got. I was young, dumb, and had a lot of money to waste that night. I wouldn't recommend it.

I've seen two of my boys get fukked up over strippers though. One was in the VIP, convinced a chick to fukk...then he brushed his dikk over her a$$hole before aiming for the p*ssy and she freaked out. At least, that's what he told me; I don't think he was ballsy enough to surprise anal a stripper, so I believe him. The chick called the bouncer and my boy got fukkED up. I jumped in then saw some heavy ass 300 pound bouncer coming for me so took him on for a couple seconds, but pretended to be injured after he grabbed my arm. I wasn't gonna get fukked up over a bytch lmao, but to this day my boy thinks I had his back lmao. Nah nikka, I was fakin it

Second time I was hanging with a simp ass friend of mine, and he literally stuck like four fingers in some girl's p*ssy as she was spread bald eagle on a table. My nikka karate chopped the p*ssy, I thought he was trying to kill her or some shyt lmao. She screamed and tried to kick him, but he blocked that shyt and started smellin his fingers like it was funny. Needless to say a bouncer ran up and fukked him up. That time I just sat at the table watching lmao. If you dumb enough to try to grab a stripper's ovaries I can't come to your aid, sorry.

 

[Da King]

I used to fukk with strip clubs real heavy when I turned 21, but now I at myself at all the money I spent, I fukked 2 strippers outside the joint at they places and still regret it.


Once you getting p*ssy on regular basis, I can't even lie, I can even get hard for that shyt. My girl sucking my balls on command and I'm supposed to hard by paying a stripper $20 to grind on my jeans? I grew out of this shyt, now when I go it's just if my boys want to chill there or a bachelor party mostly

 

[CrimsonTider]

I went with a stripper before

 

[twan83]

Man strip clubs be having some of the most EMOTIONALLY DEPRESSED ASS FEMALES.

I went to one in San Antonio got a dance and she dancing and getting too touchy and feely and then just looked at me and broke down and cry talking bout how she need a man and no good man out there

WASTE OF A DANCE

 

[daboywonder2002]

everyone says they dont plan on spending a certain amt of money. but that changes quick. only bring what you plan on spending. its tough, but resist using their atm machine. also dont go around tipping every stripper. if someone comes around that you arent feeling, just pull out your cell and start talking to make them go away. also dont get tempted into going to the vip/champagne room. ill never forget my first time. the girl kept telling me how anything goes in the champagne room. man i paid like 80 bucks and nothing happened. i was pissed as hell

 

[twan83]

everyone says they dont plan on spending a certain amt of money. but that changes quick. only bring what you plan on spending. its tough, but resist using their atm machine. also dont go around tipping every stripper. if someone comes around that you arent feeling, just pull out your cell and start talking to make them go away. also dont get tempted into going to the vip/champagne room. ill never forget my first time. the girl kept telling me how anything goes in the champagne room. man i paid like 80 bucks and nothing happened. i was pissed as hell

Ya just bring only cash and dont act like that ATM IS THERE thats how they get you.

My first time going is when my dumbass ended up spending 100 bucks and shyt
but them lap dances weren't just lap dances though

 

[itsyoung!!]

Stay home.

ive been to 6 strip clubs and ive spent under $100 combined between the 6 and still get lap dances in the back

 

[itsyoung!!]

fukkin with strippers chicks is too dangerous. I've done it before, but I've seen too many bad things to do it again. In my first case, I went into the VIP and kept slapping down $20s until the chick decided she could suck me off. Still one of the best BJs I ever got. I was young, dumb, and had a lot of money to waste that night. I wouldn't recommend it.

I've seen two of my boys get fukked up over strippers though. One was in the VIP, convinced a chick to fukk...then he brushed his dikk over her a$$hole before aiming for the p*ssy and she freaked out. At least, that's what he told me; I don't think he was ballsy enough to surprise anal a stripper, so I believe him. The chick called the bouncer and my boy got fukkED up. I jumped in then saw some heavy ass 300 pound bouncer coming for me so took him on for a couple seconds, but pretended to be injured after he grabbed my arm. I wasn't gonna get fukked up over a bytch lmao, but to this day my boy thinks I had his back lmao. Nah nikka, I was fakin it

Second time I was hanging with a simp ass friend of mine, and he literally stuck like four fingers in some girl's p*ssy as she was spread bald eagle on a table. My nikka karate chopped the p*ssy, I thought he was trying to kill her or some shyt lmao. She screamed and tried to kick him, but he blocked that shyt and started smellin his fingers like it was funny. Needless to say a bouncer ran up and fukked him up. That time I just sat at the table watching lmao. If you dumb enough to try to grab a stripper's ovaries I can't come to your aid, sorry.

 

[PaperEnterprise]

fukkin with strippers chicks is too dangerous. I've done it before, but I've seen too many bad things to do it again. In my first case, I went into the VIP and kept slapping down $20s until the chick decided she could suck me off. Still one of the best BJs I ever got. I was young, dumb, and had a lot of money to waste that night. I wouldn't recommend it.

I've seen two of my boys get fukked up over strippers though. One was in the VIP, convinced a chick to fukk...then he brushed his dikk over her a$$hole before aiming for the p*ssy and she freaked out. At least, that's what he told me; I don't think he was ballsy enough to surprise anal a stripper, so I believe him. The chick called the bouncer and my boy got fukkED up. I jumped in then saw some heavy ass 300 pound bouncer coming for me so took him on for a couple seconds, but pretended to be injured after he grabbed my arm. I wasn't gonna get fukked up over a bytch lmao, but to this day my boy thinks I had his back lmao. Nah nikka, I was fakin it

Second time I was hanging with a simp ass friend of mine, and he literally stuck like four fingers in some girl's p*ssy as she was spread bald eagle on a table. My nikka karate chopped the p*ssy, I thought he was trying to kill her or some shyt lmao. She screamed and tried to kick him, but he blocked that shyt and started smellin his fingers like it was funny. Needless to say a bouncer ran up and fukked him up. That time I just sat at the table watching lmao. If you dumb enough to try to grab a stripper's ovaries I can't come to your aid, sorry.

HAHAHA at you faking an injury. my arm hurts lol

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I always messed with strip clubs. I don't go to the expensive ones. I like the hole in the walls or "Juke Joints". They're nothing more than whorehouses and I'm fine with that. All the ammenites of a strip club with hardly any of the rules involved. Just be respectful and you can get lap dances, fukked, and a plate of lemon pepper wings for under $100.