Strip Clubs...

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The do's and don'ts...I'm 21 and my boys are taking me to my first one next week. I don't plan on spending more than $50. :jawalrus: Are they ever worth it? What about the ones with buffet?
 

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$50 dollars will get you 1 drink and 2 lap dances (maybe)

I'm not really a huge fan of paying women for their time. There is something that just doesn't feel right to me about paying a (sweaty)woman $20 dollars to rub her (sweaty)p*ssy in my face for 3-4 minutes at a time.

Basically the strip club is fun if you aren't paying for shyt. I know a DJ at one place and a manager at another only time i go is when they are getting me in and im not having to pay for drinks or dances.
 

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I spent $250 the first time I went to a strip club :to:

Got some big Asian titties rubbed in my face and VIP service from a sexy as fukk Latin bytch tho :lolbron:
 

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$50 dollars will get you 1 drink and 2 lap dances (maybe)

I'm not really a huge fan of paying women for their time. There is something that just doesn't feel right to me about paying a (sweaty)woman $20 dollars to rub her (sweaty)p*ssy in my face for 3-4 minutes at a time.

Basically the strip club is fun if you aren't paying for shyt. I know a DJ at one place and a manager at another only time i go is when they are getting me in and im not having to pay for drinks or dances.

:wtf:

nah, cover charge at somewhere good is $30, then they make you buy a 10 dollar drink, then if you want to fukk you throw the stripper a 50 :heh:

that's 90 dollars minimum you'll be spending, MINIMUM
 

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I spent $250 the first time I went to a strip club :to:

Got some big Asian titties rubbed in my face and VIP service from a sexy as fukk Latin bytch tho :lolbron:

i went to a strip club in new orleans and my friend got some VIP "services" from a puerto rican stripper and a week later he was hospitalized and had to have 2 syringes of puss removed from his throat. bytch had a potent p*ssy.
 
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I used to be an addict. I once spent $1300 in a night(lot of money to me, so save the you ain't shyt smug remarks) and went to 5 different clubs. It started at 11:30 A.M. That's right nggas early bird. I was in that one till about 2p.m..Bunch of old white men there on lunch breaks. Went to another one, don't really remember what happened there. I decided to go home and eat dinner with my parents.

I then went back to finish the day. See I don't go to strip clubs to hang out. I go to bust a nut, so I was determined. I went back to the first strip club to see if it was poppin and it was aight. The girls wasn't poppin though. I then went to a strip club that had bad girls, but the VIP rooms suck so I dipped out of there. I ended up my favorite joint that really don't start poppin till 11 pm. Man I was in that joint acting a fool. I had this statuesque black and asian joint :ohlawd:

I was trying to get her to top me off, but she wasn't about it, so I told her to use her hands and she went in while ridin me. I always make sure I squeeze one out before I go so I can last. It literally took her 30 minutes. :pachaha: And yeh I nutted on my jeans. :manny::noah:

If you about "that life" you gotta to be thorough and clear about your intentions when you hit up that VIP room. I don't get down like that no more. Strip club free 4 years now.
 

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Enjoy your 45 minutes and walking out sober. :ld:

45 minutes is a damn good amount of time. Who the fukk lingers in a strip club? And being sober is a good idea if you don't want to end up making multiple trips to the $5-$10 per transaction ATMs.

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