Story Time: Traveling brothers, tell us your tales of out of state or overseas conquests.

[I AM WE ARE]

I ran track with April. Played ball with Andrew and Cordell.

Andrew Sams is in that pic in my original post.



I knew BJ, but he was younger. He was with the Baltimore Ravens for a while too.

96.

In fact I was at LSU at the same time as April.

Lol then we know each other,I ran track for ehret coach woody trained me in sumner time

 

[Originalman]

OP you aint lying breh when it comes to those european women they love to fukk some black americans.

I travel overseas for work. These euro women be aggressive as fukk.

I was at work in the czech republic and was doing some work. When I dropped something. I bend over to pick it up and someone pinches my ass.

I turn around and it was a tall blond shapely lady (czech women are known to be tall and have shapes) who works there. She was giggling and slipped her number to me and said something to me in czech.

Breh I had never felt so violated in my life...


All through the day I would walk around the facility and she would be winking at me and putting her hand to her ear making the call me sign...

The next day I went to work she sees me and is whistling and cat calling me in czech.

When that metoo shyt came out I was like got damn I should filed a HR charge and got me some money for being violated...

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Lol then we know each other,I ran track for ehret coach woody trained me in sumner time

Small world.

I didn’t even know Woody trained at other schools. That dude was a straight up cartoon character. I made him apologize to me in front of the track team once because I quit the team right before a meet after he did some lowkey racist bullshyt.

Basically I was doing hurdle drills and walked by the homies chopping it up on the side and he threw a fit and said something to the effect of trying to be like those “thugs” or some shyt. So I walked off and said fukk this.

Anyway, what did you run?

This was me:

 

[TEH]

You want to hear about my travels in this dimension or about linear travel in our time space continuum??

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Small world.

I didn’t even know Woody trained at other schools. That dude was a straight up cartoon character. I made him apologize to me in front of the track team once because I quit the team right before a meet after he did some lowkey racist bullshyt.

Basically I was doing hurdle drills and walked by the homies chopping it up on the side and he threw a fit and said something to the effect of trying to be like those “thugs” or some shyt. So I walked off and said fukk this.

Anyway, what did you run?

This was me:

I came out there cause I had family on Northshore
400 4x4 long jump hurdles

 

[Brolic Scholar]

I came out there cause I had family on Northshore
400 4x4 long jump hurdles

So do we know each other or not?

 

[patscorpio]

My first job out of grad school I used to do some travelling all over the continental US...up to 2 weeks out of the month...doing training and implementation for the software company i was working for...i used to use myspace and blackplanet as well in connection with the places i had to fly too..as well as contact any women i dealt with in school...if i was going to be in the area..id give them the heads up...id talk that "yeah i got a hotel room, a rental, and a company credit card" shyt...let them know that dinner was on me on behalf on the company...shyt as a then 25 year old to these females i was doing it big...fukking left and right..good times

 

[MikelArteta]

Lagos Nigeria
:Abeg1:

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

OP you aint lying breh when it comes to those european women they love to fukk some black americans.

I travel overseas for work. These euro women be aggressive as fukk.

I was at work in the czech republic and was doing some work. When I dropped something. I bend over to pick it up and someone pinches my ass.

I turn around and it was a tall blond shapely lady (czech women are known to be tall and have shapes) who works there. She was giggling and slipped her number to me and said something to me in czech.

Breh I had never felt so violated in my life...


All through the day I would walk around the facility and she would be winking at me and putting her hand to her ear making the call me sign...

The next day I went to work she sees me and is whistling and cat calling me in czech.

When that metoo shyt came out I was like got damn I should filed a HR charge and got me some money for being violated...

That's the dream man.
Why can't backwards ass amerikkka be like that...
I need to get deployed to Germany for a couple years.
Instead I get sent to fukkin Kuwait...

Seriously.

 

[97Pac]

Took a seven day cruise for spring break in college. On the ferry boat ride back to the cruise ship in Belize I meet this group of girls from the coast guard academy and we get to chopping it up. I go in my bag and offer them some drink called"panty ripper" that I had bought in Belize city. We drink and laugh and one girl says to me hey meet us up at the hot tub when we get back to the ship. So I go back to my room mix me a drink of everclear "190 proof" that I snuck on and some lemonade and make my way up.

I get up to the hot tub and its only two of them. The girl that told me to come up was in the hot tub and her friend left with some guy. We get to drinking my drink and next thing I know her hand is in my short. I trying to slide her back to the room but she like lets do it here. At the time I was too drunk to think clear and she sits in my lap and we are smashing in the hot tub on a carnival cruise in broad daylight.

Everyone seen what was going down and left the hot tub. It was some white boys on the top deck yelling "finish her off". The security from the boat finally come and made me go to my room. But the entire trip I could hear people saying "thats him". Didnt help that it wasnt many black people on the cruise so I was easy to identify.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Took a seven day cruise for spring break in college. On the ferry boat ride back to the cruise ship in Belize I meet this group of girls from the coast guard academy and we get to chopping it up. I go in my bag and offer them some drink called"panty ripper" that I had bought in Belize city. We drink and laugh and one girl says to me hey meet us up at the hot tub when we get back to the ship. So I go back to my room mix me a drink of everclear "190 proof" that I snuck on and some lemonade and make my way up.

I get up to the hot tub and its only two of them. The girl that told me to come up was in the hot tub and her friend left with some guy. We get to drinking my drink and next thing I know her hand is in my short. I trying to slide her back to the room but she like lets do it here. At the time I was too drunk to think clear and she sits in my lap and we are smashing in the hot tub on a carnival cruise in broad daylight.

Everyone seen what was going down and left the hot tub. It was some white boys on the top deck yelling "finish her off". The security from the boat finally come and made me go to my room. But the entire trip I could hear people saying "thats him". Didnt help that it wasnt many black people on the cruise so I was easy to identify.

The “Finisher”.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Took a seven day cruise for spring break in college. On the ferry boat ride back to the cruise ship in Belize I meet this group of girls from the coast guard academy and we get to chopping it up. I go in my bag and offer them some drink called"panty ripper" that I had bought in Belize city. We drink and laugh and one girl says to me hey meet us up at the hot tub when we get back to the ship. So I go back to my room mix me a drink of everclear "190 proof" that I snuck on and some lemonade and make my way up.

I get up to the hot tub and its only two of them. The girl that told me to come up was in the hot tub and her friend left with some guy. We get to drinking my drink and next thing I know her hand is in my short. I trying to slide her back to the room but she like lets do it here. At the time I was too drunk to think clear and she sits in my lap and we are smashing in the hot tub on a carnival cruise in broad daylight.

Everyone seen what was going down and left the hot tub. It was some white boys on the top deck yelling "finish her off". The security from the boat finally come and made me go to my room. But the entire trip I could hear people saying "thats him". Didnt help that it wasnt many black people on the cruise so I was easy to identify.

One of my older coworkers has been telling me I need to go on a cruise.
I don't know what gets into the women but he tells me them women just be giving up ass on the cruise ship like its free hugs.

 

[97Pac]

One of my older coworkers has been telling me I need to go on a cruise.
I don't know what gets into the women but he tells me them women just be giving up ass on the cruise ship like its free hugs.

Yea everyone is on vacation mode. Me and my homie use take bets on who could smash the most girls on the ship, he beat me last trip but got gonorrhea and chlamydia. You can get 7 day carnival cruises for like $360 and thats everything included. It was a cheap vacation so every spring break me and the homies went on a cruise. We just all paid for the trip as soon as they got their financial aid money fall semester.

 

[Neuromancer]

@I don't mean masons.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Yea everyone is on vacation mode. Me and my homie use take bets on who could smash the most girls on the ship, he beat last trip but got gonorrhea and chlamydia. You can get 7 day carnival cruises for like $360 and thats everthing included. It was a cheap vacation so every spring break me and the homies went on a cruise. We just all paid for the trip as soon as they got their financial aid money fall semester.

Damn we were thinking small time back in college...


If I knew what I know now