Story Time: Traveling brothers, tell us your tales of out of state or overseas conquests.

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Met a girl from Martinique...in Mexico City. I think about her to this day.

Met a girl from Austria... In austria
Met a girl from Luxembourg while in Austria, too, as well as a girl from Jordan. Most hairy woman I've even slept with but her father worked for perelli and provided her (me) with a lot of free shirts and hats:russ:
 

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Nothing special really

One chick in St. Lucia when I went to visit fam...she was from Chicago there on vacation

Couple chix in London

Lightskin chick from Leeds I met at a club in Leicester Square...my cousins ppl threw parties...use to get in free..good times

Chick from Birmingham I met at the Mobo Awards...puss was trash but I got to see Birmingham for a weekend...she was 31..I was 22

Stupid thick bopper that lived in Wembley when I worked out there..use to be one of them dudes on the street that try to convince u to sign up to a charity...she was one of the chix I stopped...cracked the first night...top 5 asses I ever seen personally....found out later she was the neighborhood ho... stopped fukkin with her for couple months...then I call her and she tells me she miscarried some nagas baby...glad I strapped up..thick as she was I would've never had peace with her cuz nagas would always be shooting they shot...would hear nagas trying to get at her while she was on the phone with me...dodged a bullet like shyt....all praises due....

Almost cracked one white chick in Edmonton...was walking round looking for weed.. randomly asked...ain't fukk tho she was on the rag...
 

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This was way back when tinder first came out, spoofed my location to vancouver because I planned on going there. Matched with this model (not one of those instagram thots model, but a real model signed to agency in magazines, on billboards), we started to talk and she said when I come to hit her up, well it turned to her picking me up at the airport and spending the next 10 days with me :noah:, she took me all over the city, smashed every single day, still might be the goat vacation.
 

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This was way back when tinder first came out, spoofed my location to vancouver because I planned on going there. Matched with this model (not one of those instagram thots model, but a real model signed to agency in magazines, on billboards), we started to talk and she said when I come to hit her up, well it turned to her picking me up at the airport and spending the next 10 days with me :noah:, she took me all over the city, smashed every single day, still might be the goat vacation.
how old were u?
 

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This was way back when tinder first came out, spoofed my location to vancouver because I planned on going there. Matched with this model (not one of those instagram thots model, but a real model signed to agency in magazines, on billboards), we started to talk and she said when I come to hit her up, well it turned to her picking me up at the airport and spending the next 10 days with me :noah:, she took me all over the city, smashed every single day, still might be the goat vacation.

Not mad at that!

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never saw her after that though :mjcry:
actually went back to vancouver after that and she was dating some vancouver whitecap didn't even want to meet up


but ill always have those ten days:takedat:

It happens bruh. I’ve had a few dimes in my life that were like snowflakes. Beautiful and unique, but only temporary. At least you had her.
 
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Damn. Your broski was full of self doubt :mjcry:

Good story tho. Any Panama stories? I went in December and ya boy aprendiendo espanol por la panochita
 

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Damn. Your broski was full of self doubt :mjcry:

Good story tho. Any Panama stories? I went in December and ya boy aprendiendo espanol por la panochita

I have a few Panama stories. One involves a lactating woman. One involves a half Chinese and half dark skinned BEAUTIFUL Colombian woman I smashed and the condom broke. One involves a green eyed dime that wanted to move back to the US, but I wasn’t with the sucker shyt.

I’ll tell them as the thread progresses.

I also have a story about a Costa Rican chick that tried to set me up in her hood.
 

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Great story Euro girls are very open. especially to non dusty brehs. if your from the UK or America you will eat very well.

As for the chicks I wouldn't call them Ho's they just let you know what's what, less uptight than a lot of other women.

German woman especially but Spanish and Italian women are up there

Brehs who dealt with chicks from Prague


:shaq::blessed:
 

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Matamoros Mexico

Its new years eve and Im supposed to be driving down to mcallen Tx to kick it with my boy from college down in the rio grande valley. Now why would a nikka living in houston drive damn near all the way to the border you ask? Well if you remember what selena the famous singer looks like then you'll understand why.
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They got a bunch of thick ass mexican women built like selena running around that love love love black men. The day before I leave this nikka calls me and tells me change of plans his EX decided to come into town & wanted him to show her around & go into mexico. Now I can't give yall too much info but short & simple his Ex is a crazy, physically abusive, manipulative bytch.

me, :hhh:" bruh are you fukking kidding me? I thought we were done with this? you seriously wanna chill with her when we could be running through these hoes for new years getting high & everything?"

him:yeshrug:"She said things are gonna be different & she really wants to talk things out"

me:gucci: "Nope Im not dealing with this BS Remember she called the police on you in Vegas lying saying you were beating her up. Imma be down there but Imma be around Ill figure out something but Im not chillin with ya'll"

him:usure:" What you gonna do bruh?"

me:stopitslime:"Dont worry about it Ill figure it out"

So now Im like fukk I dont wanna be around this crazy two faced bytch... then it hits me I matched up with this chick in matamoros Mexico months prior on Tinder that had been begging me to come visit her.
I get on whatsapp and tell her in spanish(google translate) that Im thinking about coming out there for new years would she pick me up once I crossed the border.

her:noah: "Yes yes I would love to have you here my love. Ill feed you and introduce you to my friends and we'll bring the new year in together.

Now Ill be honest with ya'll I was kinda:ld: thinking maybe this bytch might call the cartel & have me kidnapped for a ransom but I was just like fukk it whatever happens happens.

So I get on the road drive all the way to brownsville TX and text her I'm about to walk across the border and she tells me she on her way to pick me up.
I park my car at the border bridge walk across chillin:smugdraper: All I brought was my wallet, thc oil pen, condoms, and a bottle of water.

I text her that im across in front of some random pharmacy & all i see are random mexicans looking at me like :dahell::patrice:.

Random mexican,:mjgrin: "Hey man whats going on you come around here often..."

me:birdman:" Yeah I come to mexico often"

him :troll: "You looking for anything in particular man?"

me:stopitslime: "Nope"

him:dwillhuh: "No what do you mean nope?"

me :martin:" I don't need no help I know where im going my ride is coming"

him:bryan: "Your ride? What are you doing here if your not looking for something?!!!"


*SKIRT!!!! BEEP! BEEP!*

me:sas1: "There go my ride right there"

I hop in the car and shes grinning ear to ear and just looking me up & down :gladbron: excited to see me. We chitchat a lil bit but of course she barely speaks any english. So im still using google translate to talk to her.

We get to her apartment & she asks me if im hungry & fixes me a plate of tamales refried beans a salad and of course a bottle of mexican coke.

I finish my plate and she says in google translate "Are you tired from your trip you wanna take a nap?:steviej:"

me:patrice: "yeah sure I guess I could take a nap"

we go into her room and we both get in the bed. nikka before I could even lay my head down this woman jumps on me and starts kissing me & grabs my hand & puts it on her p*ssy outside her pants moaning:noah:.

I stop her like:whoa: hold up hold up

I get out the side of the bed and strip ass naked dikk hard ready to go

:whew: This bytch bends over doggy style and starts doming me up while im standing on the side of the bed.

Bruh's this mexican bytch was giving me head so passionately my knees buckled:ohlawd:

I hopped in the bed stripped her clothes off and proceeded to dikk her down like it was the last nut I was ever gonna get.
We finish up and both pass out in the bed:deadrose::dead:

2 hours later she wakes me up and she tells me her friends are about to come through in a few.

We party the night away hit my hash oil and drinking Dos Equis Amber.

Ended up taking a shower together & going for round 2

Round 2 this hoe starts licking my ass jacking my dikk off saying "LECHE PAPI LECHE PAPI:noah:"

:banderas: I almost slipped up and went raw dog in her after that.

Busted my second nut of the day and we both passed out again.

Woke up around 9am the next day she dropped me off back at the border & gave me a kiss on the cheek telling me to please come back again my love.

I was in the check point line :pachaha: cheesing my ass off walking back into the states


Told yall it was a long ass story
 
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