u mad bruh bruh
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Good or bad...
Lets hear some... ive got a few I might share...
Lets hear some... ive got a few I might share...
Stories of broads you've met off of POF
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Jamal514
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I remember one time when I had an account on that site, some random girl IM'd me out of the blue. She had no picture which immediately made me suspicious. I kept asking her about her pic but she kept trying to change the subject. Finally she links me to her facebook page, but there are still no pics of her. I noticed on her POF page that she had her race listed as white and her height listed as under 5 feet, at this point I'm thinkin maybe she's one of those thick 4'11 girls with a phat azz and huge t*ts. So I get back on the IM convo with her.
Me: So, I noticed you're under 5 feet tall. How tall are you?
Her: A little shorter
Me: 4'7?
Her: No, shorter.
Me: Are you a....... little person?
Her: Yes
Me: Oh
She tried to message me again the next day, but I ignored it. These bottom barrel white women(fat, ugly, handicapped) seem to think they can scoop up any black man they want.
Me: So, I noticed you're under 5 feet tall. How tall are you?
Her: A little shorter
Me: 4'7?
Her: No, shorter.
Me: Are you a....... little person?
Her: Yes
Me: Oh
She tried to message me again the next day, but I ignored it. These bottom barrel white women(fat, ugly, handicapped) seem to think they can scoop up any black man they want.
I remember one time when I had an account on that site, some random girl IM'd me out of the blue. She had no picture which immediately made me suspicious. I kept asking her about her pic but she kept trying to change the subject. Finally she links me to her facebook page, but there are still no pics of her. I noticed on her POF page that she had her height listed as under 5 feet, at this point I'm thinkin maybe she's one of those thick 4'11 girls with a phat azz and huge t*ts. So I get back on the IM convo with her.
Me: So, I noticed you're under 5 feet tall. How tall are you?
Her: A little shorter
Me: 4'7?
Her: No, shorter.
Me: Are you a....... little person?
Her: Yes
Me: Oh
She tried to message me again the next day, but I ignored it.
You shoulda at least seen what she looked like
A bytch hit me up on there and she was cute like persian or some or some shyt but she had little arms, like the nikka from scary movie, it was weird as fukk when I was smashing, p*ssy was on point, head wit no hands, gotta see if I can find pics she was cute.
ohhh man I got a story to tell when I get home from work.
Jamal514
In high demand
I looked at her facebook page a few weeks later and she put up some pics of herself, she's an actual dwarf under 4 feet tall. And her face was
She had one of my co-workers as a mutual friend, he met her on POF too. This nicca actually went and met her at a cofee shop without seeing her pic first.
OKCupid>>>>>>>>>>POF
years ago, met some chick on there who was just disgustingly fat. from her pics, she looked normal, average. i met her and she was humpty dumpty status. i was livid. she got out the car walking towards me i had to walk up to her quick as hell and ushered her right back into her car. spent like 45 seconds with her and told her i had to leave.
another time i met some b1tch near where i live. went up in her apartment late at night, and the rug/carpet was hideously filthy, horrendous site to look at. i sat up on her couch for a like a minute and just midway through a sentence, i just straight up told her "aaah i cant do this. this place is nasty. i goto go".
she played like she didn't care and goes like "thats ok."
i got up quick and rushed the fucck outta there. on my way to my car, got the angry text "you're an a$$hole"
another time i met some b1tch near where i live. went up in her apartment late at night, and the rug/carpet was hideously filthy, horrendous site to look at. i sat up on her couch for a like a minute and just midway through a sentence, i just straight up told her "aaah i cant do this. this place is nasty. i goto go".
she played like she didn't care and goes like "thats ok."
i got up quick and rushed the fucck outta there. on my way to my car, got the angry text "you're an a$$hole"
u mad bruh bruh
WE OUTCHEA
I'll leave you with one before I go to bed. I have more tomorrow. I met this one about 3 years ago who was half black half philipinno (sp?). Anyway the first "date" is her at her apartment. We're chillin for a while having some drinks just chillin and shyt. Anyway we end up both tipsy one thing leads to another, next thing I know this bytch is taking her bra off asking for a back massage on her blow up mattress 
(no bullshyt). So after i about 2 minutes i flip her over and start taking off my pants. Next thing I know she says "wait, theres something you should know" So im like.... ok. No lie, this bytch says "I have genital herpes, but its controlled through medication." Im like 
my dikk went to straight noodle status. And I just sat there for a minute like what the fukk. Got up and bounced.
(no bullshyt). So after i about 2 minutes i flip her over and start taking off my pants. Next thing I know she says "wait, theres something you should know" So im like.... ok. No lie, this bytch says "I have genital herpes, but its controlled through medication." Im like my dikk went to straight noodle status. And I just sat there for a minute like what the fukk. Got up and bounced.
Jamal514
In high demand
This girl loves black guys
eileenrdiaz Travel, dancing, music, movies, baking
I only met one decent looking girl on that site and she was fukked up in the head and possessive as hell. She used to call me 5 times a day. I dropped her after 2 weeks.
eileenrdiaz Travel, dancing, music, movies, baking
I only met one decent looking girl on that site and she was fukked up in the head and possessive as hell. She used to call me 5 times a day. I dropped her after 2 weeks.
she also likes baking it says
