Steven Seagal thoughts on Van Damme, Michael Jai White and Chuck Norris / The Interviews

[Cat piss martini]

this flabby,dead cat toupee rockin,lying peice of shyt
aint lifted a leg off the ground since the 80's.
cock sucker lied and said he met bruce lee.
fukk him and his mama aint shyt.

 

[newworldafro]

Martial Artist Action Star beef is a special kind of fukkery.




Madd TV kept me rolling when they would do the Steven Seagal sketches.

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

this flabby,dead cat toupee rockin,lying peice of shyt
aint lifted a leg off the ground since the 80's.
cock sucker lied and said he met bruce lee.
fukk him and his mama aint shyt.

breh he said you taught anderson silva how to do the teep kick he used to knock out vitor belfort

 

[patscorpio]

Martial Artist Action Star beef is a special kind of fukkery.




Madd TV kept me rolling when they would do the Steven Seagal sketches.

Mad TV was fukking hilarious in its prime

 

[patscorpio]

that millie's sketch in the second - the shyt about steven seagal's america

dude bangs thats cat's head against the table then for no fukking reason snaps the old lady's arm with with his aikido....i laughed so hard...will sasso was fukking hilarious

 

[King Kai]

Seagal is one of the most despicable frauds in entertainment history.

 

[Luke Cage]

Seagal is one of the most despicable frauds in entertainment history.

I'm saying, dude was never an athelete at any point during his career.
Even when he was skinny back in the day, he had no muscle and ran like a girl.

 

[King Kai]

I'm saying, dude was never an athelete at any point during his career.
Even when he was skinny back in the day, he had no muscle and ran like a girl.

Best part is him hating a real triple OG like Gene Lebell because he choked him out and made him shyt his draws.

 

[fckyoupayme]

Steven Segal is an a$$hole and joke. He refused to do a stunt correctly and fukked up a stuntman for life

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Steven seagal ... runnin .... his mouth

iono what’s funnier the sassy babble that comes out his mouth

or the sassy motion when he is running

 

[Maximus Rex]

Steven Seagal went out sad

I was watching one of his later movies and he wasn't even doing the action it was a stunt double and you could tell cause dude looked 100 lbs lighter

Then in another movie he had someone dub his lines in I'm like WTF

 

[Hannibal Fox]

@2:35

Every time LeBell's name gets brought up around Seagal:

Then he proceeds to:

You can tell he's still troubled by it smh......I'm just waiting for the Seagal fan boys to show up, so I can & and have a good laugh in the process.

 

[morris]

Steven Seagal went out sad

I was watching one of his later movies and he wasn't even doing the action it was a stunt double and you could tell cause dude looked 100 lbs lighter

Then in another movie he had someone dub his lines in I'm like WTF

Need that link.

I have not watched many of his straight to dvd/video movies in a long time. I think he had one recently with DMX...worst than even I imagined.

Lives his older movies but hated that he was made to be so damn invincible. He has said that he met Bruce Lee, was in the CIA and other tall tales. I can't believe Silva let him also him around...even if for show.

"Don't call me coach, cal me sensei"

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Im typically the first person, to clown this insecure clown, but all jokes aside...

I never watched this particular clip. He does look like he'd still do damage, or fukk someone up, if they were ill-prepared/untrained. True he's an out of shape couch now, but you STILL can't fake speed, precision, or fluidity. He still has all three intact, and his shyt looks crisp/2nd nature. If he caught you off balance, or half-steppin, you'd be done.

We roast his weight, but doin what he does, exploiting leverage in all...that extra weight, probably works in his favor, when he decides to toss u TF up. Am I trippin?

 

[BlackMajik]

I'm saying, dude was never an athelete at any point during his career.
Even when he was skinny back in the day, he had no muscle and ran like a girl.