Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[KevCo]

Werent they flying in TFA? Wouldnt Finn know the FO had access to jetpacks?

No, he worked in sanitation

 

[HipHopStan]

They fly now.

Mandalorian: "Meh."

 

[Dorian Breh]

Finn was a janitor breh, he didn't know shyt.

- Got his name from a white man
- Got his ass whipped by Rey
- Got his ass saved from those tentacle things by Rey
- Tried to desert Rey/Han
- Got his ass whipped by a random stormtrooper
- Got his ass whipped by Kylo
- Got a kiss on the forehead
- Got his ass whipped by that asian chick
- Had to be sat down like a little boy and told that "there's not just good and evil" durr
- Almost got got by Phasma
- Got 'saved' by that Asian chick who then molested him
- Got a hug from Rey

These are his accomplishments so far. And I'm pretty sure I left shyt out @Ziggiy did I get it all?

No, he worked in sanitation

Wasn’t he putting in work in the first scene of TFA? When they raid that village? Why was he on the ground if he’s a janitor?

 

[Lord_nikon]

Finn was a janitor breh, he didn't know shyt.

- Got his name from a white man
- Got his ass whipped by Rey
- Got his ass saved from those tentacle things by Rey
- Tried to desert Rey/Han
- Got his ass whipped by a random stormtrooper
- Got his ass whipped by Kylo
- Got a kiss on the forehead
- Got his ass whipped by that asian chick
- Had to be sat down like a little boy and told that "there's not just good and evil" durr
- Almost got got by Phasma
- Got 'saved' by that Asian chick who then molested him
- Got a hug from Rey

These are his accomplishments so far. And I'm pretty sure I left shyt out @Ziggiy did I get it all?

Got damn Beth

 

[Ziggiy]

Finn was a janitor breh, he didn't know shyt.

- Got his name from a white man
- Got his ass whipped by Rey
- Got his ass saved from those tentacle things by Rey
- Tried to desert Rey/Han
- Got his ass whipped by a random stormtrooper
- Got his ass whipped by Kylo
- Got a kiss on the forehead
- Got his ass whipped by that asian chick
- Had to be sat down like a little boy and told that "there's not just good and evil" durr
- Almost got got by Phasma
- Got 'saved' by that Asian chick who then molested him
- Got a hug from Rey

These are his accomplishments so far. And I'm pretty sure I left shyt out @Ziggiy did I get it all?

Don’t forget getting sonned by Han Solo for being an idiot.

Getting his ass whipped by that glass shield when he woke up screaming “REY!!!!”

 

[Lord_nikon]

Wrong thread

 

[KevCo]

Wasn’t he putting in work in the first scene of TFA? When they raid that village? Why was he on the ground if he’s a janitor?

Thats why the joke in TFA doesnt land and makes him look weaker than he should. They forget he was on the ground with a blaster an hour earlier.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

after this they should just bushes this arc.

One way to regroup is to transfer ahsoka to the big screen, and follow her story while linking it to 7-9's timeframe (like the marvel cinematic universe did). can get ezra back in as well. Lowkey, ahsoka became one of the ATG star wars characters.

Best case scenario is if they admit they fukked up and reboot it though lmao. leia and han can have off screen deaths.

This is what's happening.

This is the last chapter in the Skywalker Saga

Star Wars Episode X will be in a completely different galaxy, completely different characters, plot, everything

 

[Devilinurear]

Don’t forget getting sonned by Han Solo for being an idiot.

Getting his ass whipped by that glass shield when he woke up screaming “REY!!!!”

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Rey can survive a battle with Kylo Ren after having no official training, but lacks the control over the force to force push these troopers away with flick of the wrist

Some shyt that Obi-Wan (who was supposedly not that great comparatively speaking) would have done with ease?

 

[Standing on business]

Wasn’t he putting in work in the first scene of TFA? When they raid that village? Why was he on the ground if he’s a janitor?

No, he saw people dying for real and turned into a bytch

 

[Standing on business]

For Poe to be the best pilot in the galaxy I can’t think of anything he’s done to make me like him.

Market Poe Dameron as the best fighter in the galaxy but have some random purple haired lady who know one knows save the day brehs

 

[Animal House]

Finn was a janitor breh, he didn't know shyt.

- Got his name from a white man
- Got his ass whipped by Rey
- Got his ass saved from those tentacle things by Rey
- Tried to desert Rey/Han
- Got his ass whipped by a random stormtrooper
- Got his ass whipped by Kylo
- Got a kiss on the forehead
- Got his ass whipped by that asian chick
- Had to be sat down like a little boy and told that "there's not just good and evil" durr
- Almost got got by Phasma
- Got 'saved' by that Asian chick who then molested him
- Got a hug from Rey

These are his accomplishments so far. And I'm pretty sure I left shyt out @Ziggiy did I get it all?

How is he a janitor they literally had droids to do that

 

[HipHopStan]

At first I assumed that sanitation meant something more sinister like cleaning up the bodies that the First Order left behind, but yeah, judging by Han's reaction, Finn was cleaning the First Order's toilets.

 

[Lootpack]

This is what's happening.

This is the last chapter in the Skywalker Saga

Star Wars Episode X will be in a completely different galaxy, completely different characters, plot, everything

God I can't wait for this.