Duke_Droese
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Why would someone ride for Rian Johnson?
Am I missing something
These critics are blind.
Am I missing something
These critics are blind.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)
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lol fukkin Rian Johnson took every thread from The Force Awakens and pissed on them. he was "rude" first. so ridiculous. The Last Jedi is gonna be a critical darling from here on out b/c the whiners on the internet acted like it was life or death that they get a great SW movie. ... and i acknowledge that right now i probably sound like one of them.
The Force Awakens ends:
"Oh shyt, Rey is giving Luke back his lightsaber!"
"Man, Snoke must be a super powerful sith lord!"
"Man, Finn has got some score to settle with badass Phasma!"
"Who is Rey?! is she a Skywalker, a Solo? a Kenobi?!"
The Last Jedi starts:
Luke tosses lightsaber
Snoke is just some douche who dies quickly.
Finn v. Phasma ends in 5.3 seconds.
Rey is "no one."
Quite frankly, this movie is rude to Rian Johnson!
"Oh shyt, Rey is giving Luke back his lightsaber!"
"Man, Snoke must be a super powerful sith lord!"
"Man, Finn has got some score to settle with badass Phasma!"
"Who is Rey?! is she a Skywalker, a Solo? a Kenobi?!"
The Last Jedi starts:
Luke tosses lightsaber
Snoke is just some douche who dies quickly.
Finn v. Phasma ends in 5.3 seconds.
Rey is "no one."
Quite frankly, this movie is rude to Rian Johnson!
If it was the plan then it would have been great but Rian made a film that wasn't designed to have a sequel. It seems he purposely wanted to shake things up. He should have came back for part 9. JJ Abrams seems to have taken the series back in TFA territory rather than continue with Rian's direction.
The bottom line is none of these sequel trilogy movies should have been made. Should have had a single director work with Lucas and craft a cohesive trilogy. Instead they made it up as they went along. I mean they made money but they've probably damaged a franchise that after the prequel trilogy if it was to continue needed repair.
i don't even know where they go from here. the next movie needs to be different, but people are gonna give them shyt no matter what. the Mandalorian is solid, but without a cute meme machine, it's pretty boring. They do a young Solo movie no one wanted, Kenobi, which might be ok, and then decide "hey, remember that one dude from Rogue One? No, the 2nd in command guy who wasn't even remotely cool but had a wise cracking droid? Yeah, that dead dude from that movie that had an absolutely pointless storyline that no one ever had to see... him. He's getting a series." the fukk?
They really did it!
Lord this hoe is more powerful than thanos with the gauntlet and stones....
Should have had that big teef heffa just snap her fingers.
Rey is looking like Mayweather out here 50+ wins no losses
Damn has rey really hasn’t taken any losses
Obi wan, Luke, Anakin all took some L’s, hell the Mandalorian takes an L every week until he gets saved. Even if you’re going to make someone the Hero you gotta have them take a few L’s along the way.
Rey outchea with Flawless victories
i'm tempering expectations, but can't front I am getting hyped to see it
En Sabah Nur
The First
Damn has rey really hasn’t taken any losses
Obi wan, Luke, Anakin all took some L’s, hell the Mandalorian takes an L every week until he gets saved. Even if you’re going to make someone the Hero you gotta have them take a few L’s along the way.
Rey outchea with Flawless victories
well Palpatine does kill her before Kylo gives his life essence to save her for what it's worth
at the very thing that caused Anakin to go to the darkside in the first place being something these nikkas just pick up by accident. This movie is going to piss me off, but I just have to see it. It's like going to the morgue to ID a relative
They really did it!
I'm not even mad.
Gotta say though. If dude survived getting blown up twice. Why can't he survive this?