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Don't share the coke with mentally unstable individuals. Had a former coked out chick relapse on too many lines, bytch thought something was on her back and started trippin taking off her shirt titties out acting manic, and scarred out of her mind. Crazy shyt.
agree. its fun to fukk em for maybe a week at the longest. they become intolerable after that.
gettting some spiritual shroom lsd sex if you can manage to get it up......................
the greatest. them hippy bytches will let you pack a bowl in her anus and inhale through her p*ssy. crazy bytches
lmao i can see why u would do that shyt when on a crash. i used to just pop a xanax bar and.....fukk i only been clean a year i need to stfu lollmao. breh, I've seen peeps do some weird shyt on coke. Myself, even. I was freaking out one time after the come down. I felt...off. Like, I needed to do something.
Brah. My boys will never let me live this one down. I was freaking out. I had water boiling on the stove, hovering over it breathing in the air. I had vicks vapor rub all over my throat and under my nose. I was putting my head in and out of the freezer trying to get some cold air. I just felt off, and I was freaking out. lmao.
But ya, coke can be fun with the right people. Specially if that shyts free
also 100% clean these days...but back when i did it every weekend...
basic coke etiquette: if you say let me do a "bump"...please just do small key bump...no huge mounds or packing your straw half full....like i'm not watching
i also never shared straws. (cut up mickie d's straw in the bra or makeup bag at all times )
also never do lines with rolled up "bills". the paper eats your powder amatuers.
what y'all know about driving thru the mickey d's drive thru at 2:30 morning not ordering a LICK of food and being like "Can i have two straws?!!?"
Cahsier looking at y'all like
also 100% clean these days...but back when i did it every weekend...
basic coke etiquette: if you say let me do a "bump"...please just do small key bump...no huge mounds or packing your straw half full....like i'm not watching
i also never shared straws. (cut up mickie d's straw in the bra or makeup bag at all times )
also never do lines with rolled up "bills". the paper eats your powder amatuers.
what y'all know about driving thru the mickey d's drive thru at 2:30 morning not ordering a LICK of food and being like "Can i have two straws?!!?"
Cahsier looking at y'all like
this place is the worst yall make me want to get some for my birthday and shyt
Do a line of a titty at least once in your life.
Don't pack into a bathroom stall at a club despite what you see at the movies.
Flush the toilet as you do a bump. You never know who's at the door looking like hearing sniffing sounds.
Keys are great for doing bumps.
Always hold some back for the after-after party (this will happen).
Buy a lot of liquor and ice.
Don't go overboard with beer, you'll get sick of it really fast.
If you end up going all night, have a shower before you go out again into the world. You may think you look like a normal person going to have a few mimosas over brunch but trust me you don't.
Wear sunglasses. You'll look cool and they are functional