SPIN: Let's ruin our fav video games with common logic
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The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Why even bother with that armour
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
you know how fukked up real life glitches would be
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
Superstar
How does Geralt fight all manner of beasts and survived the Trial of the Grasses but dies after an 8 foot fall??
Aloy can instakill an enemy without a helmet (headshot) but she can't be instakilled in the same way by a human unless maybe you have it on UH against a high level sniper.
Runebear is bigger than a polar bear but Tarnished can barely outrun it on a horse lmao
Aloy can instakill an enemy without a helmet (headshot) but she can't be instakilled in the same way by a human unless maybe you have it on UH against a high level sniper.
Runebear is bigger than a polar bear but Tarnished can barely outrun it on a horse lmao
Justin Nitsuj
Superstar
That dude Lance Vance has to be one dumb son of bytch and killing him made it all too satisfying at the end.
1. Dude tried to after Ricardo Diaz and his gang and he would have gotten himself killed if it wasn't for Tommy Vercetti.
2. Dude complains about not "getting a fair slice", despite the fact Tommy made him his right hand man.
And here's the big one:
3. This dummy decides to side with Sonny Forelli (of all people) and turned against Tommy, forgetting the fact that Sonny tried to have Tommy killed and gotten him sent to prison for 15 years for simply defending himself.
And here's a bonus one:
I haven't played GTA Vice City Stories yet, but I heard he was worse on there with dumping packages of cocaine in the water and having his brother to get them out
1. Dude tried to after Ricardo Diaz and his gang and he would have gotten himself killed if it wasn't for Tommy Vercetti.
2. Dude complains about not "getting a fair slice", despite the fact Tommy made him his right hand man.
And here's the big one:
3. This dummy decides to side with Sonny Forelli (of all people) and turned against Tommy, forgetting the fact that Sonny tried to have Tommy killed and gotten him sent to prison for 15 years for simply defending himself.
And here's a bonus one:
I haven't played GTA Vice City Stories yet, but I heard he was worse on there with dumping packages of cocaine in the water and having his brother to get them out
Westbama Heartthrob
Irregular Zero
How the fukk professor oak disembodied voice gonna stop me from riding a bike inside buildings 
Gizmo_Duck
blathering blatherskite!
cloud can jump 20ft in the air and slice a building in half but i gotta go do an entire mini-game and puzzle in order to reach the security controls in shinra hq 
Justin Nitsuj
Superstar
Y'all do know Mario can use fireballs in a deep pool of water, right?
Y'all do know hedgehogs can swim in real life, but they managed to make Sonic deathly afraid of water?
Y'all do know hedgehogs can swim in real life, but they managed to make Sonic deathly afraid of water?
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Kratos resisted getting crushed by atlas who holds up the entire planet, potentially lifted the nine realms, killing gods, can't open a door with Lil puzzles
7th Letter Specialist
I don't swear to God, I just swear to Me.
So Mario gets beat up by koopas, blown to smithereens by bob-ombs, ate tf up by chomps but all he has to do is jump into a pool of water and come up to the surface and hes completely healed?
Ex-cops, mayors, ninjas and turfed out white bois WALKING thru the grimiest hoods, block by block beating up hundreds of d-boys, pimps, strippers, gang members, psychopaths, killers, federal agents etc, in a group of four at most..WITH NO GUNS NO VEST, NO BACKUP (except for that one time) Nïgga, they aint evwn bring a jacket! NOT ONE!....AND THE OPPS GOT GUNS, KNIVES, DOGS, HELICOPTERS, ALLAT shyt!
Ex-cops, mayors, ninjas and turfed out white bois WALKING thru the grimiest hoods, block by block beating up hundreds of d-boys, pimps, strippers, gang members, psychopaths, killers, federal agents etc, in a group of four at most..WITH NO GUNS NO VEST, NO BACKUP (except for that one time) Nïgga, they aint evwn bring a jacket! NOT ONE!....AND THE OPPS GOT GUNS, KNIVES, DOGS, HELICOPTERS, ALLAT shyt!
7th Letter Specialist
I don't swear to God, I just swear to Me.
Im in the middle of fighting literal gods, for my wife and sons honor....lemme go fück these two hōes real quick