SPIN: Let's ruin our fav video games with common logic

[Kidd Dibiase]

Limbo, why was this kid randomly in the woods by himself? the hell is his parents?

COD i can stick you with a grenade but not a single body part falls off

Telltale Walking Dead, having sex, understandable, but getting her pregnant during. a.zombie apocolypse

 

[radio rahiem]

Regenerative healing

 

[CACarot]

In skyrim how you can kill a dragon with your voice in front of a crowd and immediately right after villagers and bandits think they can still take you on.

 

[storyteller]

Every game where a protagonist saves the world without saying a damned word.

Why do the villains in RE consistently inject themselves with a virus that turns them into some form of giant mindless amoeba monster? I could see if they were getting Wesker skill, but 99.5% of the time it's making these fools into the blob.

Has Halo ever explained why they stopped making Spartans? They just let Master Chief go to sleep after he beats the threat when they could run some tests and start the program back up?

 

[Mr Rager]

How does Peach consistently get kidnapped by the same dude

 

[Kingshango]

Why doesn't Dracula ever lock his fukking door!?

You'd think after the first time the Belmont's gave him that work he'd be smart enough to lock his door but nope he just let's them in every single century.

Then he got the nerve to ask "H-how could this be? How could I be defeated!?"

Then Belmont look at him like "Why don't you lock your fukking door and invest in some better front door security than some skeletons you vampiric asshat?"

 

[Jplaya2023]

How can a retired 50 year old mayor, a ninja, and a regular cat who's a street fighter go through 5 levels of hell to save a girl who in real life would've been merked after they beaten damnd.

In real life no one makes it past the first level or the first time el gato puts a knife in you

 

[Supercoolmayo]

How do people survive Mortal Kombat and reappear in the next game? Is the kiling part exgerrated?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Also, what's behind that door in FO3 anyway?

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[Chris Cool]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Arishok]

Every game where a protagonist saves the world without saying a damned word.

Why do the villains in RE consistently inject themselves with a virus that turns them into some form of giant mindless amoeba monster? I could see if they were getting Wesker skill, but 99.5% of the time it's making these fools into the blob.

Has Halo ever explained why they stopped making Spartans? They just let Master Chief go to sleep after he beats the threat when they could run some tests and start the program back up?

With the RE thing, did they think what would happen if they won

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

GTA is the worst with this if you think too hard about it

Walk around with an RPG on your shoulders and cops won look twice your way. Smack a person in a place with no witnesses and 5-0 is there in seconds.

Nathan Drake would be a mass murderer in the real world. How has he not been arrested for genocide yet?