Sorry sisters Candace parker is officially off the market

[King Poetic]

When she became a switched hitter

 

[I AM WE ARE]

When she became a switched hitter

After that baby with ET

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Considering how attractive she is and how ugly Sheldon is that's a real possibility imo. That relationship never made any sense because obviously, she could do wayyyyyyyyyyy better.

This is so ignorant....what does wayyyy better mean because how someone looks? How many times have you heard that looks fade. Shelden and Candace have similar personalities. They got together because shelden was still going through a gun case that happened in high school and Candace had issues trusting a lot of men because they wanted her for her fame and they went the "you're so pretty route".

Shelden was shy at the time and she got him out his shell and he basically asked her out and that's how it happened...

So im not understanding this "wayyyy better" talk because he isn't good looking...they got a long and that's all that mattered to them at the time..

Edit: he wasn't still going through the case but because of the case he was very reserved and untrustworthy of a lot of people

 

[Estarossa]

Does this count as pawging?

What is the coil’s suggested terminology for this?

Wenchbuck?

 

[EBK String]

"USED"

Listen if a woman as fine as Candace Parker wants to "use" me I'm here for it

It aint like she used him for a check. She probably paying his ass child support

Your moist ass doesn't like women.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

This is so ignorant....what does wayyyy better mean because how someone looks? How many times have you heard that looks fade. Shelden and Candace have similar personalities. They got together because shelden was still going through a gun case that happened in high school and Candace had issues trusting a lot of men because they wanted her for her fame and they went the "you're so pretty route".

Shelden was shy at the time and she got him out his shell and he basically asked her out and that's how it happened...

So im not understanding this "wayyyy better" talk because he isn't good looking...they got a long and that's all that mattered to them at the time..

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Your moist ass doesn't like women.

Your broke jobless ass can't afford a woman. Grown people are talking go sit in the corner.

Childish ass loser

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

???

Ha naw...older...but youre "kind of" close...hint: the name

 

[duckbutta]

I can't be mad at nobody for KGB Pawgin

That Russian p*ssy hit different

Used to fukk a russian chick that had me licking blood off her thighs during sex and i aint no if it was hers or mine...didn't care either

 

[Legal]

This one hits so many Coli talking points

The levels and they said you fell off

No lie. Breh might have put up a late career masterpiece.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Be shocked any woman in the WNBA likes women brehs

you know their motto....once you sign to the league you...

Will
Never
Be straight
Again

 

[Fanservice]

Not bad

Looks like pornstar Adriana Chechik

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

I can't be mad at nobody for KGB Pawgin

That Russian p*ssy hit different

Used to fukk a russian chick that had me licking blood off her thighs during sex and i aint no if it was hers or mine...didn't care either

Now that's some freaky shyt

 

[Koba St]

I think she went straight initially to get more endorsements and acceptance from the mainstream and then once she became well known outside wnba, she decided to stop pretending and pawg

Wonder if her husband knew and they had threesomes and shyt

 

[Midwest]

My Midwest city bomber