Sooohhh......this broad just told me I need to do more with my life :what: :what: :what:

[Zapp Brannigan]

I just posted that I am a 100% lying, inbred slack-jawwed fekket. What am I still lying about? Nothing I have typed on here about me is real. Not one bit of it. It's all made up in an effort to boost my ego to strangers that's I'll never meet on a message board.


At this early in mornin' and about another nikka, yeah. It's 6 AM in Cali and you mad at a lyin ass, lame nikka that you never met.

You goin' ham with them smilies yourself player

Just saying, breh. If you're a huge lame, you don't need to shyt up what's otherwise a good forum with your dumb ass threads. 6:30 in the morning isn't too early to notice that shyt. Especially when it's obvious as you are about it.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Just saying, breh. If you're a huge lame, you don't need to shyt up what's otherwise a good forum with your dumb ass threads. 6:30 in the morning isn't too early to notice that shyt. Especially when it's obvious as you are about it.

 

[Nintendough]

You're so right. That's exactly why I roll around this bytch with e-cliques and even chat with you nikkas off this bytch. Gotta keep this e-rep together.

What are these e liques and chats you speak of? Good sir? Is telling duck tales another defense mechanism that you built into your damaged psyche?

 

[DaChampIsHere]

What are these e liques and chats you speak of? Good sir? Is telling duck tales another defense mechanism that you built into your damaged psyche?

 

[Nintendough]

DaChampIsDucktales going into full blown autistic mode as usual when the foot is on his neck.

 

[Sugar]

@ Calling other men to help you stick up for yourself on the internet, one who watches men in spandex faithfully and one who complains about women all day.

@ the bolded being OD far from the truth. Throw out practiced, memorized, and forced e-disses and hope they stick brehs.

@ You looking more like that yourself tho.

The girl in your OP is a bytch, but you def ain't avoidin' gettin' a job because you're "busy". Just say you wanna kick it, chill and shyt nikka.

Look at this fakkit getting scared just by the sheer reminder of KG's and Taco's sonnings
What a goof, and this dingy 3x tee wearing jobber got the nerve to come in here and think he making somebody mad. I even got this loser calling himself a slack-jawed fakkit, thinking it's a good deflection from that dose of ether
What a clown
I have no debt, I got good credit, I got a car, no student loans , and your loser, dusty troll ass tryna spin this into an L for me
Just cuz some dumb, gold-digging hoe, working for Michael Scott, who thinks me setting myself up for a major come-up in the future, but it's not coming fast enough for her, ass broad said so
You sound like a hoe who'll slob the first nikka's knob who impresses you with the size of their rims, you dumb, remedial fakkit, FOH

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Look at this fakkit getting scared just by the sheer reminder of KG's and Taco's sonnings
What a goof, and this dingy 3x tee wearing jobber got the nerve to come in here and think he making somebody mad. I even got this loser calling himself a slack-jawed fakkit, thinking it's a good deflection from that dose of ether
What a clown
I have no debt, I got good credit, I got a car, no student loans , and your loser, dusty troll ass tryna spin this into an L for me
Just cuz some dumb, gold-digging hoe, working for Michael Scott, who thinks me setting myself up for a major come-up in the future, but it's not coming fast enough for her, ass broad said so
You sound like a hoe who'll slob the first nikka's knob who impresses you with the size of their rims, you dumb, remedial fakkit, FOH

DaChampIsDucktales going into full blown autistic mode as usual when the foot is on his neck.

 

[Sugar]

DaChampIsDucktales going into full blown autistic mode as usual when the foot is on his neck.

Got this shyt-pushing dweeb posting memes and gifs cuz he walked into a crossfire of ether. This nikka is a straight joke

 

[Micky Mikey]

a lot black women are completely unrealistic between the ages of 18-27. It's funny you say this because you'll find a lot of them fukking with bum ass shiftless dudes and they won't say anything about them. It's only when a brother is trying to do the right thing with his life that they amass all of these expectations out of him. It's good to have women that encourage you but when it's to the point where she's trying to belittle you then it's problematic.
Truth be told I feel a lot of these chicks are really intimidated by brothers who are doing more with their lives. This why these relationship always turn into a competition and end up failing.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

So I'm sitting here on the phone with this breezy who's been feeling me for a few weeks, chopping it up bout how our day went and shyt, when this dusty hoe starts talking bout how she feels as if I'm not living up to my potential
That I'm not being the best "me"
That I could be doing more "for me"
She said that if I wanna be with her, I gotta have more going for me than just school...that I needed an income, as if I'm not already looking for jobs with flexible hours
That I needed ambition, as if I'm the laziest, most uninspired nikka in the world
I'm like....girl, I'm in college with a full scholarship, pulling down a 3.7 GPA, the fukk you mean I'm not living up to my potential?? If anything I'm on track . Just cuz I dont have a job at the moment, doesnt mean shyt.
But this harlot thinks that just cuz she's a part-time SECRETARY, she thinks she can tell people, whose ceilings are obviously higher than hers, that they need to progress more
A fukking Pam Beasley brehs told me this literally minutes ago
And afterwards, this snoody, tacky hoe gone ask me what am I going to do for her birthday this weekend?



I told her I didn't know and would get back at her tomorrow then got off the phone.
I aint taking this pamper-me-elmo sloreharlot nowhere now

What should I do brehs? Cuz that conversation wasn't swayzie at all

What are you majoring in?

 

[Nintendough]

Have a social disorder brehs

 

[hood b. goode]

you should tell her you have a big surprise for her bday so to clear the day. pick her up and take her to a really fancy restaurant like you're about to eat there. when you get there and it's your turn to talk to the the hostess grab the girl's hand like you're about to confirm your reservation. but instead ask her for a job application. then you can tell the girl you wanted her to witness first hand you "trying to reach your full potential," since it's so important to her and all. see how she likes that.

the ether

Op do this

 

[god shamgod]

Breh, I could've ethered this desk-keeping whore to Bolivia, but I thought against it cuz I figured she just wanted me to make moves now. But that's the problem cuz she literally wanted me to make moves then and there, like SERIOUSLY pick up the phone and start searching for a job at that second
I told her she need to be patient, but she was like...well, I dont wanna be harsh, but I need to see improvement quickly cuz....there wont be an us if there isnt



Like, where does this bytch even get off talking to me like that???

And I said I aint taking that hoe nowhere. She gonna be mad tomorrow when I tell her I suddenly got plans. fukk her and her feeble ass feelings, that stupid ass bytch. fukk...



Sounds idealistic, but I get your point. But ol girl problem is that she's too impatient. She's saying this shyt like I can do it overnight. No bytch. This shyt takes time. She tryna make me look like Franklin from GTA and shyt, like my shyt aint together

Cuz she thinks you're a herb.She wouldn't talk to a nikka she respected like that.She actin like yo mama and how emotional you are and all the names you are calling her proves she's right

 

[Sugar]

the ether

Op do this

How classy should I go?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

So I'm sitting here on the phone with this breezy who's been feeling me for a few weeks, chopping it up bout how our day went and shyt, when this dusty hoe starts talking bout how she feels as if I'm not living up to my potential
That I'm not being the best "me"
That I could be doing more "for me"
She said that if I wanna be with her, I gotta have more going for me than just school...that I needed an income, as if I'm not already looking for jobs with flexible hours
That I needed ambition, as if I'm the laziest, most uninspired nikka in the world
I'm like....girl, I'm in college with a full scholarship, pulling down a 3.7 GPA, the fukk you mean I'm not living up to my potential?? If anything I'm on track . Just cuz I dont have a job at the moment, doesnt mean shyt.
But this harlot thinks that just cuz she's a part-time SECRETARY, she thinks she can tell people, whose ceilings are obviously higher than hers, that they need to progress more
A fukking Pam Beasley brehs told me this literally minutes ago
And afterwards, this snoody, tacky hoe gone ask me what am I going to do for her birthday this weekend?



I told her I didn't know and would get back at her tomorrow then got off the phone.
I aint taking this pamper-me-elmo sloreharlot nowhere now

What should I do brehs? Cuz that conversation wasn't swayzie at all

She probably works around men she really respects and wonders why you arent on their level. Obviously shes misguided because shes not involved in the educational process and the fruits it rewards friends. You gotta wonder, as a part time secretary, whos dream was it to answer phones for the rest of their life.