Sooohhh......this broad just told me I need to do more with my life :what: :what: :what:
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Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
to the bushes 
but if you do fukk her, DON'T nut in this bytch. obviously shes a bird brain and she will have your ass buying $600 Gucci coats for a toddler. be careful breh....
but if you do fukk her, DON'T nut in this bytch. obviously shes a bird brain and she will have your ass buying $600 Gucci coats for a toddler. be careful breh....
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Type revisionist history and hope it stick brehs.
Facts: You watch men in underwear roll around with each other and you enjoy it.
Startin' to think you just have a minor crush on me.Can't figure out why you would want so much attention/interaction from a man you think is gay.
I stay away from gay people, you chase them around.
Not to mention, you ran in this thread with the quickness to save your boo.You better
for your hoe.
Aren't you the one who's been exposed over and over again about what kind of life you lead and revealed to be a total liar in general? I can't wait to see how your butthurt is gonna show itself this time. Posting smileys to try look like you're totally not affected by how people react to you? Maybe you're going to make up more stuff about stuff that totally happens 100% for real in your life that makes it better than everyone else's. Maybe you'll make up yet another success story about why you don't lurk here as much anymore (even though we know it's because we all know you're a total fraud, simp, and a bytch that catches feelings every time someone disagrees with him). You're always good for a laugh, kiddo. Instead of embarrassing yourself for the hundredth time on here, maybe you should run back to mommy and her circle of church ladies so you can spare your own feelings.
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
100% correct. I really am an inbred slack-jawwed* fekket.
Spend your mornin' typin' a big ass paragraph about a internet liar on a message board brehs.
Nintendough
#Kliq
Didn't need to read.
I apologize, my dude. You just defendin' the honor of your bytch. I'd sick up for my bae too.You good now?
So I went to go kick it at this spot last night. It's sort of like an upscale kinda spot and the dudes there are known for "tricking". I wasn't tricking though, just there to acquire a certain kinda female
I'm chillin' next to this one group of people at the bar and like, it's these old dudes +30/+35 tryna kick it to these young hoes. And these dudes are excited as fukk, practically begging the chicks to take pictures with them, buying them hella drinks, and the girls are just obviously annoyed and what not, but they are going along with it (It's like 5 girls and 3 guys)
After a while I just start kickin' it to the chick next to me, tellin' her that it's my first time there and I tell her what I've heard about the spot.
Basically she straight up gives me the run down on the shyt like "Yeah, we just come here to get drinks. And we try to be as nice to the guys as we possibly can because some of them have a lot of good financial opportunities (
So I'm like, damnnikkas really be on that shyt
I guess they was tryna get their gameplan together or whatever cause them nikkas go to the coat check room to get their shyt and take forever to come back. Mean while I'm sittin' there talkin' to them chicks tryna get them to come kick it with me and my boys at the next spot, get a couple numbers and what not, invited them to one of our parties.
The waitress comes to drop the check off, these bytches open that shyt. It's like, a $300 billand them chicks was only in there for like 1 hour.
All of them hoes immediately put their shyt on and get out the fukkin' door ASAP and just leave that shyt.
Them nikkas came back like "Did you see where they went breh?!" I'm like
I wanted to feel bad for them nikkas but I couldn't.$300 for some chicks you just met who wouldn't even stick around to watch you pay the bill :ray:
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/old-who-try-to-get-at-young-chicks-in-the-club-are-foolish-as.93117/
Educate yourselves on this wild thornberry, sweet life individual brehs
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Why didn't you just flip the script and say you can't fukk with a part time secretary. She's obviously looking for a meal ticket.
This is the right answer. Ideally, you shouldn't let women who aren't impressive on their own outside of looks talk to you or treat you like that. If she's good looking and she's aggressively getting a business going, is on the verge of getting her PhD, is a lawyer, etc, and talks to you on some "I need an impressive man" type of trip, then I could understand that. But this is some basic bytch trying to tell you that you need to be this or that. Into the bushes she goes.
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/old-who-try-to-get-at-young-chicks-in-the-club-are-foolish-as.93117/
Educate yourselves on this wild thornberry, sweet life individual brehs
Looks to me like I was payin' attention to everyone.
Me and my homies fukked them chicks when they came through to one of our parties. Great night. 
Damn.
Just noticed they got rid of my custom smilies with that post too. 
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Revisionist History huh? Really now pleighybwoi? How about I start dropping posts and links of the day you exposed your wild berry mango ways and we'll see how "revisionist" it really is?
Watch out, breh. If you go all in on this dude he'll post about how he doesn't read your response and lots of laughing smileys to show how he's winning the argument and definitely isn't lying about his college days.
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
100% correct. I really am an inbred slack-jawwed* fekket.
Spend your mornin' typin' a big ass paragraph about a internet liar on a message board brehs.
That's a big ass paragraph to you? I guess it really is taking you 8+ years to finish college. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to pick on the retarded kid like that.
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
I just posted that I am a 100% lying, inbred slack-jawwed fekket. What am I still lying about? Nothing I have typed on here about me is real. Not one bit of it. It's all made up in an effort to boost my ego to strangers that's I'll never meet on a message board.
At this early in mornin' and about another nikka, yeah. It's 6 AM in Cali and you mad at a lyin ass, lame nikka that you never met.
You goin' ham with them smilies yourself player
Nintendough
#Kliq
Looks to me like I was payin' attention to everyone.
Damn.
Looks to me like you still in denial and its killing you inside.
Making threads about flirting with busted bytches, pedicures, being from the suburbs. Good grief, no wonder you are such a socially awkward weirdo who has to seek approval online.
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
Good grief, no wonder you are such a socially awkward weirdo who has to seek approval online.
You're so right. That's exactly why I roll around this bytch with e-cliques and even chat with you nikkas off this bytch. Gotta keep this e-rep together.
you should tell her you have a big surprise for her bday so to clear the day. pick her up and take her to a really fancy restaurant like you're about to eat there. when you get there and it's your turn to talk to the the hostess grab the girl's hand like you're about to confirm your reservation. but instead ask her for a job application. then you can tell the girl you wanted her to witness first hand you "trying to reach your full potential," since it's so important to her and all. see how she likes that.