Be so thirsty for p*ssy you gotta holla at cops, brehs.
And for the record no I wouldn't fukk with a cop, dating or otherwise. She has too much power if shyt goes left.
But hey if you don't get a lot of attractive women then I def understand being infatuated with her. Begging her for her number and smiling ear to ear when she writes 911 on a bar napkin in lipstick.
I’m that thirsty