Sony's Death Wish Continues: Planning a "Madame Web" movie

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Also, controversial opinion in this thread, but I liked the first Wonder Woman movie and thought that Gal was fine in it.

The second WW movie, though, was mediocre :hubie:
The first WW was great lol what’s controversial about that statement.

The 2nd one however……
 

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"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." :dead:
Idk anything about the script(s) that were scrapped, but it was unfathomable that they had so many Spiderman artifacts, even though this movie clearly tried to pivot into a direction without referencing the guy
 

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:mjlol: casting Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeny and giving them ABSOLUTELY NO SEX APPEAL WHATSOEVER and having them act like this was a punishment while promoting....is like, the 15th problem with this movie but it matters

I was watching like "why would you make Sidney Sweeney so irrelevant and unsexy in every way" while watching. Just, even on a marketing standpoint it is maleficence.
I’m fine with them making her as mousy and closed in as they did, just from a subverting expectations standpoint. However, that would be something I would do in a serious movie that can DO something with that subversion.

With this sleazy piece of shyt they ended up with, if I was the director and I really wanted to make some money back for the studio, make her have webs flow out her t*ts or something. Tarantula Teats would be her superhero name. SOMETHING to produce a somewhat positive experience for the fans and make some fukking money
 
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Idk anything about the script(s) that were scrapped, but it was unfathomable that they had so many Spiderman artifacts, even though this movie clearly tried to pivot into a direction without referencing the guy
they're having a baby shower guessing the name of the baby, they get to the point of saying "PETER" but never do

fukkin Uncle Ben saying "i'd be glad to be his uncle" STFU

Whats even worse is the marvel tie ins they tried..."you wouldn't like me when i'm HANGRY" fukk you. Madame web using some cement as a captain america shield...

ugh, this is the worst shyt ever
 

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they're having a baby shower guessing the name of the baby, they get to the point of saying "PETER" but never do

fukkin Uncle Ben saying "i'd be glad to be his uncle" STFU

Whats even worse is the marvel tie ins they tried..."you wouldn't like me when i'm HANGRY" fukk you. Madame web using some cement as a captain america shield...

ugh, this is the worst shyt ever
I didn’t even pick up on what the hangry part was referencing till I read your post :dead: I thought it was just another corny attempt at a quip

This is really is a generationally bad script no lie. It has some of those “The Flash” problems where you also got a lead that is way too jarring as compared to the character too. Once we get past the intro act and Cassie needs to be something more than a wisecracking ass with a meandering job, the character just falls apart

I swear to God, the dialogue in the outer is one of the worst stretches you’ll see in any movie
 

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Do they write off colossal flops? There has to be real stakes to these atrocities Sony puts out, right?
This is what I've always wondered. The way the greenlight some of these guaranteed flops, you'd think there was no consequence at all. Somebody should be losing their job off this.
 

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I haven't seen this and probably never will but just off of everything I have seen yea Morbius>>>>This. Honestly in Morbius there's a good movie in there that was once again butchered to hell.
Morbius gave me some good memes at the very least. :pachaha:

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