Sony's Death Wish Continues: Planning a "Madame Web" movie

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For all of you saying how bad this is...what possessed you to take time out of your day to pay and watch this abomination in the first place?:gucci:

Sometimes watching a car crash can be entertaining

When I originally heard about it being a terminator style plot with some villain trying to kill Peter Parker’s parents I was in
 

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this REALLY F U C K I N G SUCKED.

I’m so glad i went to this high asf. This was just an absolute piece of garbage lmao…my first words at credits was “what a piece of shyt 😆”.

The acting…was just so fukkin lazy and bad…the bad guy was got damn terrible and his voice adr was just abhorrently bad, like he wasn’t speaking english and they had to dub it…and entire conversations off camera because of dubbing. It was so fukking bad...like the worst editing I have ever seen.

Sidney sweeny fukkin SUCKS, and her character was trash too. Making a bombshell like that an unsure of herself nerd? fukk outta here. Dakota johnson was sub-snl-skit level acting. She was THE WORST. other than her MOM's character...And the way they shoehorned the Spiderman references and tie ins was so forced and awful. Another movie where random people are researching in the jungle and get bit by some shyt. Its the exact same plot of Kraven too i'm sure. This is ROCK BOTTOM.

"DID YOU SAY...WEB" - fukk off

F. Like, cat woman bad. I hated it as much as I hated Dark Phoenix.

Its a shame they dragged MIKE EPPS into this just to be the only motherfukker that dies in the entire movie. fukk THIS FILM

The villain was the worst, it looked like every line he said was dubbed over
 
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For all of you saying how bad this is...what possessed you to take time out of your day to pay and watch this abomination in the first place?:gucci:
Sometimes watching a car crash can be entertaining

When I originally heard about it being a terminator style plot with some villain trying to kill Peter Parker’s parents I was in
That and I like getting stoned, eating popcorn and watching movies :heh: and if they're bad it's somehow funnier
 

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Sometimes watching a car crash can be entertaining

When I originally heard about it being a terminator style plot with some villain trying to kill Peter Parker’s parents I was in
i was in too.... then.... SONY killed that idea mid production
 

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I think WW84 is worse
i remember stuff from WW84. i actually found the extremely campy and corny ass mall scene "fun," and i thought some of Pedro pascal's performance was inspired. that's more than i can say about Madame Web. i think WW84 is garbage and Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman might be the most overrated performance by any actor this decade, but i still think it's a lot, yes a lot, better than Madame Web. I'm not being hyperbolic. there are so few movies i've seen in my life that had 0 redeeming qualities. it's really hard to have no redeeming qualities over 120 minutes. Madame Web does it. you literally can't even watch it and say, "At least Sydney Sweeney was sexy as fukk" or something. she's not in this movie.

i haven't seen Morbius, but there's no way it's worse than this. i don't believe anyone saying that. the trailer for Morbius was better than this. there's a scene in the trailer where he's fukkin dudes up on a ship or something that has to be better than Madame Web. shots of the bats in the trailer are better than the entirety of Madame Web. not a single good shot in the entire movie.
 
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