Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[Buddy]

You gotta take it down and eliminate him-- not necessarily in that order

All you're armed with his giant flashlight (to stun him) and a pocketknife. The pocketknife is military grade but this damn flashlight only has 3 flashes left. MAYBE. There's one left for sure but those last 2 are in God's hands you decide

 

[Pool_Shark]

Done. Keep your weapons. Give me an extra 50 mil and I'll do it with my barehands

 

[FishNGrits]

Big body skinny legs. Side step into a legsweep, stun with light, stab, Forbes list.

 

[90MIND]

What kind of god of war boss fight is this??

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I wouldn't stand a chance but I need the money

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Nah. That knife isn’t enough for the moose. Muhfukka will kick your face off before you get close enough to use it. That flashlight would probably send its ass into a rage and end your life even faster.

 

[CopiousX]

I could honestly do it with a just spear. Our ancestors were smaller than us and hunting mamoths and sht so this is nothing. Hell, there are tribesmen In the african savanah that can put down male lions today.


You dont need fancy tools or crazy speed if you have longer reach than the animal. That knife is too short. You need one of those spartan long spears. Its made even easier if the only attack move the animal has is "charge". Just use the cage behind you as support and use that animal's own momentum to stab it in the head/neck as its pushing forward. Might break your rib on impact, but the moose would kill itself.



I think a bear is more difficult because it has more moves than "charge forward blindly".

 

[Buddy]

Nah. That knife isn’t enough for the moose. Muhfukka will kick your face off before you get close enough to use it. That flashlight would probably send its ass into a rage and end your life even faster.

Broke babble

 

[Sauce Mane]

climb the cage then jump on top of the moose and slit his throat

Easy 200mill

 

[Buddy]

climb the cage then jump on top of the moose and slit his throat

Easy 200mill

 

[Sauce Mane]

 

[UpAndComing]

So basically the $200 million is a life insurance settlement for my family after I die

 

[General Mills]

Easy money


You did not specify what age Moose

A newborn Moose still walking on placenta legs I will fukk up and collect my winnings

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Mreh got a neck like brock Lesnar


Coli brehs never seen a moose in real life

 

[Mowgli]

That moose is dead.

Side step during charge

Leg slice.

Moose.walks around on 3 paws wondering who put it up to this insane challenge

Insert blade to neck.

Hold on and ride while sawing.

Moose will fall stunned and injured.

Then, with a tear in my eye, the finisher is delivered.

But I have a black belt in Brazilian Jiujitsu so it's going to be a lot easier then that sounds