"Look-a here mama.
Can't get along
Honey I really tried to treat you right.
Now when I come in from work
Give ya my check
You wants to raise sand, fuss an fight
Get a chance to stay out all night
You left last night at eight
Going to a show
An' come smoothing in this morning at four.
You even had the nerve honey
Bring another man
Let him drive you up to my front door
Say you're through
Ya got all my money too
Come here woman let me tell ya what I'm gonna do to you
I'm gonna cut your head four different ways
That's Long, short, deep and wide
When I get the spring rhythm of this rusty black handle razor
you're gonna be booked out for an ambulance ride
cause I'm gonna cut A, B, C, D on top of your head
That's gonna be treating you nice like mama you ain't gonna be dead
Cut E, F, G right across your face
H, I, J, K that's where runnin' bound to take place
Cut L, M, N cross both your arms
You'll Sell ? an' pedalpeddle gal your whole life long
Cut N, O, P, Q that's gonna be trouble too.
cause I'm gonna grab you mama and turn you every way but loose
Cut R, S, T to hear you cry
That'll be the last time tears a run from over your eyes
Cut U, V, W on the bottom of your feet
That'll be the last time you walk up an' down 25th street
Gone marking cross your bosom with X, Y, Z
When I get through with this alphabet
you'll quit your messing with me."