Sohh you telling me a guy that can push planets can't kill a human in a bat mask with one punch?

[Chip Skylark]

Shout out to Bruce Wayne... Superman is toooo p*ssy to kill a man and Batman doesn't give a fukk.. So of course the bat will win

 

[Supercoolmayo]

#marvel squad disowns this thread

 

[loyola llothta]

But but but its realistic

But but but the serious tone

But but but GTFO shyt ridiculous

 

[BaldingSoHard]

After watching Faora give the beats to an entire squad of Airmen, watching Superman take a shot from an A10 to the face, and having a locomotive dropped on top of him and walk away unscathed, it's gonna take a lot of suspension of disbelief to watch this movie.

 

[Uncle Kendrick]

Yall not real fans batman would destroy the entire justice league if he had too.
Its called the batman contingency plan

 

[FlyRy]

Sure buddy

I'm guessing yo pops is his uncle

Movie been cooking for 3 years and a couple days before it drops with buzz being overwhelmly positive so far, is when yall want to debate the absurdity of a Supes vs Bats fight

Marvel Stans are scared shyt less

WHAT BUZZ!?

It drops in a week and there are ZERO reviews out. Even WB must know its a turd.

Most in the film nerd community are expecting it to suck.

It will make money though just like the shytty transformer movies

 

[John Hull]

You see Batman is really the WHITE MAN. He is the ultimate fantasy avatar for these cac nerds, he is everything they worship. It's the reason why Donald Trump is winning. Rich White Man can beat anybody with only his WITS, and Billionaire Playboy swag (and gadgets/weapons).

They call him BATMAN cause it sounds like BLACK MAN, and therefore cool by association without actually having to BE a nikka.

 

[Trill McClay]

The avengers have a demi god, a green beast, a man in an iron suit, a genetically enhanced man but they need a woman with a glock to kill aliens.

How the fukk can anyone on captain america's team stand a chance against that jarvis creature stark created.

Where is hulk and thor in all this?

How come the avengers did not assemble when that dark elf almost destroyed the universe or hydra almost took over the world?
But they did assemble to raid some russian stronghold

Not to mention the alien invasion ant ultrons attack were possible because of the avengers

Black widow is primarily there for sex appeal. If a woman is one of the main leads, the female audience can relate to her..

Jarvis fights because he wants to not because he has to. He appreciates life far too much to consider wiping out Starks' team.

Hulk is prolly floating in cosmos somewhere, and Thor is probably on set filming the third installment of his series.

For the same reason that the Justice League didn't assemble when shyt went crazy in Supermans' backyard.

The battle in Sokovia prevented the earth from being annihilated sooo yeah theres that.

 

[wire28]

Batman and Friends : Dawn of Justice is just going to be a nice popcorn flick. It'll make its money and be 50/50 among viewers.

Civil War will be much more evenly matched with a true script and real world allegory

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Sure buddy

I'm guessing yo pops is his uncle

Movie been cooking for 3 years and a couple days before it drops with buzz being overwhelmly positive so far, is when yall want to debate the absurdity of a Supes vs Bats fight

Marvel Stans are scared shyt less

U do realize that to anyone over 50, the best recollection anyone has is like superfriends right?

U think everyone watches collider?

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

They're copying DBZ.

You know how those characters always hold back their power and let weaker fighters think they can win?

He basically toys with Batman because he doesn't want to kill him.

Then Batman gets some kind of kryptonite suit and puts the beats on superman.

 

[CACarot]

Yeah sh1t is wild dumb. The fact that batman even got to put on this extra tough durable suit like it makes him able to compete or survive against supes is a joke. That's like saying ya iPhone won't crack if fell out a plane cause it got a case on. Fcking batman walking around in his otterbox outfit.

 

[Ain't That Something]

WHAT BUZZ!?

It drops in a week and there are ZERO reviews out. Even WB must know its a turd.

Most in the film nerd community are expecting it to suck.

It will make money though just like the shytty transformer movies

Lol, everyone that has seen the movie has given it glowing reviews, hence I said so far, Most of the nerd community who gives a fukk what a bunch of crab that ain't seen the movie yet has to say
Weren't you the same nikka talking bout deadpool was gone flop bc it's a February release

 

[obarth]

Lol, everyone that has seen the movie has given it glowing reviews, hence I said so far, Most of the nerd community who gives a fukk what a bunch of crab that ain't seen the movie yet has to say
Weren't you the same nikka talking bout deadpool was gone flop bc it's a February release

The anger and panic is too funny

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

said the same thing when i saw this was gonna be a movie
Of course there is gonna be some convenient to the plot reason that superman doesn't uppercat his head off