Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?

[Smoke]

The thread title

 

[flea]

That's what's wrong with America,, you can't drink in class,, other countries like Spain sell alcohol in the college cafeterias,, students start of their morning with brandy mixed with coffee ,,

i usually vote liberal but liberals are ruining this country. i remember being a kid and couldnt wait to finally smoke cigarettes on a plane. guess that aint happenin

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I cant believe people spend thousands of dollars to pretend they are in high school again

 

[flea]

Well this actually explains a lot. Forget how to handle your liquor brehs

u know me dog? what does this explain? get it off your chest hombre..

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

You better pray UPS is hiring when they are done with you at playschool.

 

[The Goodz]

I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? turn down your music please "

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher I'll probably never go back

you can be serious, you a loser nikka, and i mean nikka in the most ignorant form.

 

[flea]

You better pray UPS is hiring when they are done with you at playschool.

we cant all smuggle balloons of heroin up our keister u little homo

 

[flea]

does that sugar in the gas tank trick still work? this fukkboy teacher bout to respect my mind today

 

[mtu wa chuma]

@flea low key poster of the year.

No Stan

 

[Mac Tyson]

for your teacher. It's his job to toss out anyone who's disrupting class. Which you obviously were with your gasping, music blaring ass.

Damn I thought u were gonna say nikka in dat last sentence

 

[SCORCH]

To all you students out there who don't wanna be at a college where they actually learn; with teachers all up in the classroom teachin' and shyt...then come to Everest College!

 

[DeVanteSwing]

you shoulda pulled the race card

 

[no.]

Damn I thought u were gonna say nikka in dat last sentence

That's all on you. I didn't grow up with English, I didn't grow up with that word, it's the easiest thing ever for me to keep it out of my vocabulary

 

[CashmereThoughts]

RBK is that you?

 

[Mac Tyson]

That's all on you. I didn't grow up with English, I didn't grow up with that word, it's the easiest thing ever for me to keep it out of my vocabulary

Wuts the brazillian equivalent? Do afro brazillians use it like we use the n word? Do they say nikka? Cuz I kno black french ppl call each other "negro".