Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?

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"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause :what:
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home :to: but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher :jawalrus: I'll probably never go back

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I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me:snoop: pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? :mindblown: turn down your music please :comeon:"

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause :what:
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home :to: but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher :jawalrus: I'll probably never go back
Don't put this on Yale bro... You can drink 40s in the dining hall at Yale with NO FUX GIVEN...
 

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loser like how society depicts losers? :patrice: because then yea i'll wear that no problem. but lets say we were both at a party, i guarantee im getting laid before u do, u winner :sas2:

Yeah, im sure the 25 year old who lives with his parents and actually thinks its funny (and not embarassing) to get kicked out of COLLEGE classes has to beat them off with a stick :heh:
 

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Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt

:russ:the teacher went Uncle Phil/Jazzy Jeff on you

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That's what's wrong with America,, you can't drink in class,, other countries like Spain sell alcohol in the college cafeterias,, students start of their morning with brandy mixed with coffee ,,
 
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