So you're walking back from church choir practice AND SUDDENLY YOUR DAUGHTER GETS KIDNAPPED by GOONS

[Yaboysix]

The wolverine!

 

[Ukbrotha]

Actually, I think people are sleeping on the A-Team. Remember all of those guys were Marines/Army Rangers, have almost a collective century of counter-military experience. Years of experience in hostage rescue and urban combat not to mention they are well trained in CQC, guns, explosives and can collectively drive any vehicle known to man. Plus they were Korean War/Vietman vets so they know the jungle. I'm not saying they are the toughest crew but THEY ARE THE RIGHT MEN FOR THE JOB.

Assuming you've told Ocean your daughter is a big pile of cash?

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[MikelArteta]

You guys are crazy picking anybody but Jack Bauer.

If you watch shows like the A-Team or the mission impossible flicks or Lethal Weapon, Expendibles you'd know that those dides gotta make plans... put squads together... do recon and gather intel. They do good work but it spans days to weeks.

Jack Bauer would have your daughter back in like 3-5 hours.
You could just keep right on with your day like she was at the mall or something
She'd be home by dinner. And Jack Bauer would torture and kill the men responsible, so no court apperances months later.

Renee Walker - dead
Audrey Boudreau - dead
Claudia Hernandez - dead
Marilyn Bauer - dead
Nina Myers - dead

trust jack bauer brehs

 

[chosenaledge13]

Look at this shyt breh, these nikkas dont get injured... ever. My nikka Black Ty is gonna have one liners till they bring back baby girl safe and sound

 

[TKOK]

After seeing Fast 7. i think Dom and his crew could take on The Avengers. so them.

 

[Detroit Wave]

John Matrix for real. The breh is experienced in multiple forms of gunishment and will straight up Ciara around all bullets fired at him

John Passenger 57 could probably get the job done - with an ill Black-related catchphrase as he kills the boss.

Maybe even John Snowpiercer too

John Matrix breh

 

[notPsychosiz]

Renee Walker - dead
Audrey Boudreau - dead
Claudia Hernandez - dead
Marilyn Bauer - dead
Nina Myers - dead

trust jack bauer brehs

It says your DAUGHTER is kidnapped.


Who is the one bytch you wanted to die every season of 24? Kim Bauer.
She survived kidnappers, terrorists, mountain lions, snipers, suitcase bombs, radiation, all sorts of shyt.
But that bytch wasn't going nowhere cause she Jack's daughter.

Jack will 100% get your daughter back.
If you send him to get your sidechick back though that nikka got like a 10% success rate...

 

[Killigraphy]

The Transporter, he just doesn't fail. Plus unlike the rest, I don't have to pay him, he'll do it gratis because he's a cac good guy.

 

[Killigraphy]

John Matrix breh

both a cool and hilarious name. fukk that's good.

 

[Killigraphy]

John Matrix for real.

Thank you for literally, slaying me.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Dude thought John Matrix was Keanu's name in The Matrix

Im dyin

 

[Konnan]

There's a simple solution to your problem friend

 

[abominable1]

i would get Chev Chelios
from the crank movies

I just want some fukkery with my rescue

 

[Kenny West]

I'm teaming up with Carter and Lee, we bout to be on this mushu

It'd be so much fun I might just let the kidnappers keep them nikkas