So you're walking back from church choir practice AND SUDDENLY YOUR DAUGHTER GETS KIDNAPPED by GOONS
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Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
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Lmao at the buddy aspect popping up in the scenario. HilariousI went with Bond cause it seems like he'd be the one with the least amount of bloodshed, depending on my daughters age they might end up smashing. The amount of bodies my daughter would see dropped if I choose The Expendables. Way too many bullets. Fast&Furious team would be expensive as fukk and would require all types of vehicles. Lee and Carter would take weeks cause half way through the mission they'd have to repair their friendship
. Jack Bauer is too much of a loose cannon, he'd bring my daughter back without an arm or some shyt.
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Ed damn near dropped the plot to commando. And some of all in here taking about mr taken is the obvious choice.
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In Rama I trust!
You deserve to be repped for this thread as soon as im back in the green I got you breh, anyway, this is a tough one.
Was gonna go with Rambo until you through in that hi-tek skyscraper at the end, Rambo's military training ended during the Vietnam era so that might be a little tough for him. Granted he ould probably tear the building apart and kill every last living soul in the building but I feel like they'd off my daughter before he could get up there. That's gonna require some finesse so right away I'd have to knock off Rambo, John McClain & Matrix, Lee & Carter, Riggs and Murtaw and BD.
That favela poses another problem, I got money on my head and have to get through that town I'd be trying to be extra discrete. Cant trust Jack Bauer with that, at some point he's gonna have to get into a gunfight. Dom and the crew would be able to get us through but at some point we'd be involved in a chase and I gotta get to that skyscraper undetected so they're getting cut too. Plus the A Team and the expendables, no shootouts where my squad is gonna be putting in the work while the final boss sits there getting nervous, wanting to kill my daughter before we arrive just because my squad is giving his team that work.
Id prob have to go with Ethan Hunt. His technology game is just too on point, could have us both rolling deep with different faces and whatnot ready to put in that work. I don't even fukk with MI that much but itd have to be him. Bond could prob pull it off but hes not my kind of guy
Was gonna go with Rambo until you through in that hi-tek skyscraper at the end, Rambo's military training ended during the Vietnam era so that might be a little tough for him. Granted he ould probably tear the building apart and kill every last living soul in the building but I feel like they'd off my daughter before he could get up there. That's gonna require some finesse so right away I'd have to knock off Rambo, John McClain & Matrix, Lee & Carter, Riggs and Murtaw and BD.
That favela poses another problem, I got money on my head and have to get through that town I'd be trying to be extra discrete. Cant trust Jack Bauer with that, at some point he's gonna have to get into a gunfight. Dom and the crew would be able to get us through but at some point we'd be involved in a chase and I gotta get to that skyscraper undetected so they're getting cut too. Plus the A Team and the expendables, no shootouts where my squad is gonna be putting in the work while the final boss sits there getting nervous, wanting to kill my daughter before we arrive just because my squad is giving his team that work.
Id prob have to go with Ethan Hunt. His technology game is just too on point, could have us both rolling deep with different faces and whatnot ready to put in that work. I don't even fukk with MI that much but itd have to be him. Bond could prob pull it off but hes not my kind of guy
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You guys are crazy picking anybody but Jack Bauer.
If you watch shows like the A-Team or the mission impossible flicks or Lethal Weapon, Expendibles you'd know that those dides gotta make plans... put squads together... do recon and gather intel. They do good work but it spans days to weeks.
Jack Bauer would have your daughter back in like 3-5 hours.
You could just keep right on with your day like she was at the mall or something
She'd be home by dinner. And Jack Bauer would torture and kill the men responsible, so no court apperances months later.
If you watch shows like the A-Team or the mission impossible flicks or Lethal Weapon, Expendibles you'd know that those dides gotta make plans... put squads together... do recon and gather intel. They do good work but it spans days to weeks.
Jack Bauer would have your daughter back in like 3-5 hours.
You could just keep right on with your day like she was at the mall or something
She'd be home by dinner. And Jack Bauer would torture and kill the men responsible, so no court apperances months later.
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Dom and the Furious crew could def do it. They bend space-time, execute plans to perfection without practice, have navigated favelas with bounties on their heads, take care of skyscrapers, and most of all, give 0 fukks about physics and/or logical ways of dying.
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The Power Rangers would easily get the job done. Once they get to the Fortress, let Tommy summon the Dragonzord and its a wrap. 
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Or New Avengers (Hickman)
Or New Avengers (Hickman)