So you walk into a club with your girl...

[Uncle Phil 36]

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

nikkas shook of a guy who ''fake wrestles'' for a living

 

[Willie]

I might get my ass kicked but that shyt ain't bout to fly. fukk I look like?

 

[King Theo]

im in tears at work ....idk why but everytime i see taht usain bolt gif here im dying

 

[KentLaFreak]

Last night my girl gone look over and tell me "He kinda sexy. When they come back to New Orleans."

I said shyt idk but if you want that nikka you can have him cuz I damn sho ain't gone fight over yo ass.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Last night my girl gone look over and tell me "He kinda sexy. When they come back to New Orleans."

I said shyt idk but if you want that nikka you can have him cuz I damn sho ain't gone fight over yo ass.

 

[Dpc292]

Nut shot, gut shot, gun shot, then rough shot orgy with my girl, sable, and all the women at the bar since you know that women will get wet after seeing a man beat Brock Lesnar in a fight.

 

[Slickback Jones]

ima try but ima just git my gurl & be like

dat nikka is a fukin terminator!

 

[martin payne]

Drinking beer
This man goes up to this woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."

She says, "Oh yea? My husband will kick your @ss."

The guy says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside down, pour beer in your p*ssy, and guzzle it all down."

She says, "That's it. I'm gonna tell my husband, and he's gonna kick your @ss." She turns and leaves. When she gets home, she goes to her husband and says, "This jerk at the bar told me he was gonna make my nipples hard." The husband gets really pissed off and heads out the door for the bar. She grabs him by the arm and says, "He also said that he was gonna turn me upside down, pour beer in my vagina, and then guzzle it all down."

Upon hearing this, her husband turns around and walks back into the house. "What the hell are you doing?" she asks him.

He replies, "I ain't f*cking with anybody who can drink that much beer."

 

[HipHopStan]

Plant a bottle of corona on his head. Then leave him slumped by the bar.

And then all of the sudden this happens...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Then Usain Bolt it

 

[Zero]

Punch him dead in the throat

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

And then all of the sudden this happens...

 

[Heelish]

bend over so he can pat mine too. no homo

This still got me

 

[King Crimson]

:deadcena1: at botching the code for the spoiler too.

Yooooo. It never occurred to me that he really botched the code. Lol.

 

[puppetmaster]

This still got me

Yup. Such a random ass reply