So you walk into a club with your girl...

[El Guapo]

You better shoot first, or he might pull this out

 

[TheBigBopper]

Plant a bottle of corona on his head. Then leave him slumped by the bar.

You know that nikka would just no sell that shyt

 

[illwittdeez]

loosen his jaw with a couple of hooks, sweep the leg then.....

Spoiler

then serve that nikka the heel of my timbs.

 

[Bud Bundy]

You barely make it past the bar before you run into him...

He gives your girl's ass a pat. What do you do?

I will do what Bobby Hill does

 

[HipHopStan]

Upping for the sake of fukkery...

EDIT - What happened to the Usian bolt gif?

 

[HipHopStan]

Double post, brehs.

 

[Thoughts]

 

[ZEB WALTON]

go after him, the fukk i look like being scared of brock lesnar

 

[Norrin Radd]

go after him, the fukk i look like being scared of brock lesnar

A normal person

 

[ZEB WALTON]

A normal person

i aint scared of that bum, ive retaliated for less, to more people.

automatic eye gouge have em lookin like taker

 

[luckyse7enz]

Challenge him...

...and then a mili-second afterward, it dawns upon you that you're not The Undertaker.

...and then after another millisecond, realize that being The Undertaker wouldn't have helped anyway...

:brawk:

 

[HipHopStan]

...and then after another millisecond, realize that being The Undertaker wouldn't have helped anyway...

:brawk:

I had totally forgot that I had said that and when I read it again earlier I was like ......

 

[Da King]

Challenge him...

...and then a mili-second afterward, it dawns upon you that you're not The Undertaker.

 

[Smackdown625]

He can have her....

 

[FaTaL]