So you son or daughter decides to rise up tell you to "shut up" in your house

[mrken12]

@observe You must have had that cac upbringing. They probably let you walk outside bare foot and share ice cream with the family dog.

 

[observe]

@observe You must have had that cac upbringing. They probably let you walk outside bare foot and share ice cream with the family dog.

What's wrong with walking outside barefoot? Was that supposed to be funny..did you think that joke would make people laugh?

 

[YouMadd?]

 

[Nintendough]

What's wrong with walking outside barefoot? Was that supposed to be funny..did you think that joke would make people laugh?

I'd type your life story from conception until now if I wanted to tell a joke for laughs. Fate one starred the womb you slide out of by putting you in it.



Lets get back to your upbringing....you had that Griswold family vacation upbringing..probably could yell at your mother, they let you track mud in the house and they just video tape you and laugh and send it to americas funniest home video and shyt. Had you drinking hot cider and playing Parcheesi on the floor in your school clothes...your whole life is a marathon of softness. fukk outta here B.

 

[YouMadd?]

I got my ass whooped by my dad in the bathroom of a Chinese restaurant once when it was 5... I don't even remember it, my mom and older sister just say they could hear me in the bathroom.... I'm starting to think I can't remember it because I was knocked out cold

Honestly I never got whooped after that, but I'd get popped in the mouth when I talked back, until I was maybe 14... By that time I was taller than both parents and they would just threaten me with money and freedom. That was sufficient enough...

If I have kids... And they do something stupid, I won't beat them... I'll just look them in the face and ask why they did it and literally make them explain their reasoning. Hopefully they get so annoyed with having to articulate themselves to me that they start thinking b4 they act... This is my age 5-10 tactic...

 

[Nintendough]

They will be out the house. Unless they are like 8 or something, whatever I do they will never do it again. How does it even get to that point? If they are testing when did they get that bold.

off topic but your a dime

 

[Raava]

off topic but your a dime

Are you being for real?


If so thank you

 

[Elle Driver]

@observe You must have had that cac upbringing. They probably let you walk outside bare foot and share ice cream with the family dog.

You're my favorite.

That is a spot on representation of suburban cac life.

 

[observe]

I'd type your life story from conception until now if I wanted to tell a joke for laughs. Fate one starred the womb you slide out of by putting you in it.



Lets get back to your upbringing....you had that Griswold family vacation upbringing..probably could yell at your mother, they let you track mud in the house and they just video tape you and laugh and send it to americas funniest home video and shyt. Had you drinking hot cider and playing Parcheesi on the floor in your school clothes...your whole life is a marathon of softness. fukk outta here B.

You have no idea what you're talking about..my whole family are revolutionaries..I was raised by a black panther...so there goes that theory out the window

 

[Nintendough]

Are you being for real?


If so thank you

Yes i'm serious. Your a very lovely woman.

You're my favorite.

That is a spot on representation of suburban cac life.

Its disgusting. This fool gonna end up having his seeds plotting cac plans against him with a boyfriend or girlfriend for the insurance money like on the ID channel.







@observe Stop telling lies. Stop bringing fleas in my thread and put some damn sugar in your ragu sauce.

 

[DaPresident]

What's the youngest age ever to get veneers?

Cuz my seed would desperately need them after doing that...that's disrespect in MY OWN HOUSE that they live in FOR FREE, eat FOR FREE...



Yup a new set of teeth would be in order and I'm not a violent guy, but I'd do it if it kept them out of the penal system or off the pole with glass heels

 

[Malta]

Out of nowhere, this music would begin to play -



Time would slow down and I'd have a flashback/montage, from me fighting my way past millions of other sperm to existence, to all the successful punches I've landed throughout my life, all the hours put in the gym, the injuries and the pain I've been through to get my body into a position where it can handle strenuous activities. It would all be set to that music and what would seem like a 5 minute long montage would only be around 2 seconds in real-time, at which point the music would instantly switch to -




The ass whooping would commence, before my son has a chance to react I'd move in like -

Turn that young boys world upside down in a heartbeat And if he offers any resistance to the storm he'll catch a

 

[Raava]

Yes i'm serious. Your a very lovely woman.

Thank you

 

[ChrisDorner]

Man please your soft as a paper cookout plate.

That upbringing of yours must have been soft as a Weeknd high note.

Lmao @ these lines

 

[Paradime]

If I ever have a kid and they did this, they'd get shown how my moms did me. Wash their mouth out with soap, wet my hand with water and whoop their ass til they couldn't sit down.

It isn't child abuse. It's called discipline.