So we gon pretend that Marge Simpson wasn't a yellabone creole?

[Mr Clean]

While we on the subject of Dirty Sprite we gonna bring up how "Flamin' Homers" was really lean?

That shyt was some super saiyan lean

Had 8 liquors with the sizzurp all set on fire

Turned the whole town into zombies

 

[LezJepzin]

LEGIT ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS.

LEGIT.


- She been rockin' the Natural

- She STILL fine as hell. She hasn't cracked yet (don't fight me on this niccas...Marge is a Top-notch)

- She speaks fluent French since at least high school. So she might even be Hatian.

- Her sisters' names are Patti and Selma. Them some black-ass names.
There ain't no White women nowhere named Selma. That's some MLK-type chit.

- Bad-ass kids, but she gon' ride for them no matter what.

- White people named "Margaret" are not called "Marge", they are called "Maggie"
- ...which makes Maggie a Junior Baby, and Black folk do that hardbody.

- Homer used to rock an Afro and sideburns when he had hair, which can be verified by his barber.
A Black chick would mess with a white boy just on the strength of that.

- She good to try to work a hustle. Was slingin' pretzels with mob money. Was a real estate agent.
Finessed the hell outta that Chanel jumpsuit.

- The Clincher:
THE MARGE GRUNT, yo. C'mon...TELL ME THAT AIN'T A SISTA GRUNT!!

Dunno bout Selma breh but I had a white babysitter who's name was Zelma . She was more black than her , eventually ex-husband though

 

[Larry Lobster]

Poor Lisa was corrupted by cac society.

 

[Larry Lobster]

Selma and Patty were on that vodoo creole shyt

 

[Taadow]

Poor Lisa was corrupted by cac society.

I already broke down the Lisa business 1x...

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/trip-off-this-after-25-years-lisa-simpson.355041/

 

[Deltron]

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Danie84]

@3Rivers, a cotdayum fool for this one

 

[KOOL-AID]

rafters

 

[ryderldb]

Makes sense. She probably attended alot of debutant balls. High society and whatnot. The Simpsons are as yellow as they come.

 

[Lord Scion]

 

[hotbeezie]

 

[Clayton Endicott]

It's scary how this gif matches up with this song


While we on the subject of Dirty Sprite we gonna bring up how "Flamin' Homers" was really lean?

 

[HustlerOfVirginiA]

Fam I should not have read this in the library. They bout to kick me out I bet lmao I'm DYING

 

[Dwolf]

Yellabone creole
Yall dudes is wildin

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

When Homer pictured how his kids would look irl

They gave em blue eyes and blond hair but they still look kinda mixed