LEGIT ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS.
LEGIT.
- She been rockin' the Natural
- She STILL fine as hell. She hasn't cracked yet (don't fight me on this niccas...Marge is a Top-notch)
- She speaks fluent French since at least high school. So she might even be Hatian.
- Her sisters' names are Patti and Selma. Them some black-ass names.
There ain't no White women nowhere named Selma. That's some MLK-type chit.
- Bad-ass kids, but she gon' ride for them no matter what.
- White people named "Margaret" are not called "Marge", they are called "Maggie"
- ...which makes Maggie a Junior Baby, and Black folk do that hardbody.
- Homer used to rock an Afro and sideburns when he had hair, which can be verified by his barber.
A Black chick would mess with a white boy just on the strength of that.
- She good to try to work a hustle. Was slingin' pretzels with mob money. Was a real estate agent.
Finessed the hell outta that Chanel jumpsuit.
- The Clincher:
THE MARGE GRUNT, yo. C'mon...TELL ME THAT AIN'T A SISTA GRUNT!!